HAZE Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Dear Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Victoria's Secret Photoshop Geniuses,I want to start off by saying you are doing a great job of making semi-hot chicks look like Goddesses. I have one request:STOP PHOTOSHOPPING OUT THE NIPPLES!!!!Thanks,Every heterosexual man in the entire world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismakk69 Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Dear Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Victoria's Secret Photoshop Geniuses,I want to start off by saying you are doing a great job of making semi-hot chicks look like Goddesses. I have one request:STOP PHOTOSHOPPING OUT THE NIPPLES!!!!Thanks,Every heterosexual man in the entire worldExcellent letter my friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted July 1 Report Share Posted July 1 Dear Rick James,I'm Darrell G. Bitch!!!!Thanks,Darrell G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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emjay Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 Dear Donald Trump,You're filthy fucking rich, please invest in some decent looking hair implants. Thanks,Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted July 2 Report Share Posted July 2 Dear filthy rich celebritiesgive me moneyAlex lolahotass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrs Posted July 3 Report Share Posted July 3 Dear Misk...You fuckin rock! Love your humor.Still laughing ,~Tonie. lolahotass 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 Dear TheMrs,You look so fantastic in the PlayBoy Lingerie magazine! You are one of the nicest, most down to earth gals I know.. This world needs more chicks like you.. Thanks for being such a sweetie and a total hottie Hoping all your dreams come true... Ms.Lolahotass;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMrs Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 Dear Lola,You're an amazing friend. I'm so glad CP brought us together. Thank you for all your sincere support and believing in me.Love you! ~Tonie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candy Posted July 4 Report Share Posted July 4 Tonie,I'm sorry for not having Playboy at my magazine stands.Sincerely 711's(I'm pissed off cuz I sent my friends to get it last night, they drove around for over an hour and couldn't find it!)seven eleven sucks sometimes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted July 5 Author Report Share Posted July 5 dear 711, i fucking hate u too.....get a subscription stat.......u suck... Me...dear people magazine.... I DO NOT.......DO NOT...care about acne spears and her urban cowboy boyfriend....nor do i care to see photos of them...with their new dog....the multiple fetuses miss brit has aborted...and the new trailer they purchased to raise their family in.........please cover something interesting...like mary kate....cause i am losing sleep....i hope she gets better... thanks,me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted July 5 Report Share Posted July 5 Dear Eddie Murphy, What happened man? I know you have gotten older and your humor is less adult oriented..but THE HAUNTED MANSION? DR DOOLITTLE? those were both horrible movies..What happened to the wit found in Coming to America and the Beverly Hills Cop movies..well....except for Beverly Hills Cop 3 --- WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING! That was the absolute worst sequel in movie history..I cant write anymore...I'm too upset...im out............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 1 Author Report Share Posted December 1 ..this thread was funny and i am bored.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 ......let it go........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 1 Author Report Share Posted December 1 ..do u need a hug? u seem angry.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 ...i'll take a rain check......i dont want you to aggravate your shoulder........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 Dear Eddie Murphy, What happened man? I know you have gotten older and your humor is less adult oriented..but THE HAUNTED MANSION? DR DOOLITTLE? those were both horrible movies..What happened to the wit found in Coming to America and the Beverly Hills Cop movies..well....except for Beverly Hills Cop 3 --- WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING! That was the absolute worst sequel in movie history..I cant write anymore...I'm too upset...im out.............You know, I saw an advert for Boomerang the other day. And thought, what the fuck was eddie murphy thinking/smoking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 You know, I saw an advert for Boomerang the other day. And thought, what the fuck was eddie murphy thinking/smoking?WHAT????Boomerang was funny as fuck!!!!That was probably the last funny movie he actually made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 ...werd........ya gots to coordinate......see the mushroom belt......cant stop there........BAM!......lmao.....great flick..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 ...werd........ya gots to coordinate......see the mushroom belt......cant stop there........BAM!......lmao.....great flick.....That had to be the funniest part of the movie, I was gonna put that in my post too.BANG BANG BANG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 LMAOOOOOOOOO THIS THREAD IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted December 1 Report Share Posted December 1 lol my fave is misk's "dear harry and sally... thanks for meeting cuz i love this motherfucking movie" lol misk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted December 2 Report Share Posted December 2 ....our thread about brit brit made me have an idea.......here ...on this thread...feel free to adress whoever...whenever the mood strikes u!..this is mad funny cause i just sent ben affleck a letter saying i liked gigli... and good thing he fucked j.lo and left her... thats what i would do... (but i left out the thats what i would do part) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted December 2 Author Report Share Posted December 2 ....fanmailrocks............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 dear jerry seinfeld.... why did u let your ugly wife get the same haircut as u?!...u look like brothers...i know u are butt ug but if we have learned anything from howard besides girls enjoy having bologna thrown at their bare asses...it's money = hot chicks........man up u pussy thanks,me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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