lolahotass Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 dear victor calderone,it was so nice to meet you last night.. all though i would have loved to nibble on your cock salad, i understand you had to dj here's hoping for a raincheck in the future yours trulylolahotass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 dear staff at hyundai department store in korea,.....u are fucking weird....what are u gonna do with 176 lb chocolate brad pitt?!....also ..it looks like old blonde brad and i don't like it .... stupid koreans, missy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Dear J Lo -I luved you as Selena. x 1,000,000. Please please go back to fake lips and black hair again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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phatman Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 dear victor calderone,it was so nice to meet you last night.. all though i would have loved to nibble on your cock salad, i understand you had to dj here's hoping for a raincheck in the future yours trulylolahotass ...homewrecker!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 ...homewrecker!... i know, thank God Athena wasn't there.. i might have had to throw her over. lol JK!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 dear madonna, please buy some pants......im getting sick of seeing your vagina everytime u perform........while you're at it ..please mail all of your studded body suits back to the 1984 olympic gymnastic team..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 dear colin farrell,...enclosed is a link for the microtouch razor...it can help you with those caterpillars mating right above your eyes...without trimming them shits, i will forever believe you are somehow related to martin scorcese...www.tvmarketplace.net...good luck...and good job in minority report..not a great movie, but i thought you didnt get enough credit for your role...apparently he needs to use a razor to shave his balls as well...the man needs to chop shop a little bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted February 21 Report Share Posted February 21 Dear Brangelina, I got first dibs on your child (if it's a boy)..when he turns 18.Also, just show some PDA already and stop cock-teasing the public! Love Always,Irina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 21 Author Report Share Posted February 21 dear joel madden,......uh......how does a blow job from hillary feel?...cause i'm imagining something like getting a foot stuck in a bear trap.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Dear Steve Carrell,You are the funniest guy on TV these days. But it made me so sad last week when you weren't on, and The Office was replaced with fucking Winter Olympics crap. My dad just got home from the hospital, and we were looking forward to having dinner and bonding over your hilarious show, but instead we had to watch ice dancing and listen to my mom tell us that every male ice dancer is "so hot" but "isn't gay!!" over and over. That sucked.Please come back to your regularly scheduled time slot on NBC next week.Thanks,manda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Dear Tyra Banks,Your not all that.Sincerely,Sharon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted February 22 Report Share Posted February 22 Dear Steve Carrell,You are the funniest guy on TV these days. But it made me so sad last week when you weren't on, and The Office was replaced with fucking Winter Olympics crap. My dad just got home from the hospital, and we were looking forward to having dinner and bonding over your hilarious show, but instead we had to watch ice dancing and listen to my mom tell us that every male ice dancer is "so hot" but "isn't gay!!" over and over. That sucked.Please come back to your regularly scheduled time slot on NBC next week.Thanks,manda...lmao...i told my sister that all female speedskaters are gay...then she said that all the male ice dancers are gay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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