misk Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 ....our thread about brit brit made me have an idea.......here ...on this thread...feel free to adress whoever...whenever the mood strikes u!..DEAR BRIT, while we all slip sometimes....please....take a second in the morning...afternoon...whenever u wake up....or emerge from the dark room where u smoke ur crack..WIPE THE BLACK FROM UNDER YOUR EYES.....for gods sake woman!......now we all now u have given up on showering...and fine....great...but invest in a motherfucking washcloth...or perhaps a box of those nifty face cloth thingies that suds up .....o yea...and i suggest u get your dealer to find u some ephedra......cause whatever your party favor is now.....it isn't working..... Candy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 dear colin farrell,...enclosed is a link for the microtouch razor...it can help you with those caterpillars mating right above your eyes...without trimming them shits, i will forever believe you are somehow related to martin scorcese...www.tvmarketplace.net...good luck...and good job in minority report..not a great movie, but i thought you didnt get enough credit for your role... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Ben Stiller, Stop making movies please... thankyouLee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Founders of Grey Goose,I truly appreciate everything you have done for me in my life. From Baby Showers to Club nites. You have helped me to get laid, get great grades in college, help pass time at home AND at work and have helped me seem more attractive to the opposite sex. No other vodka goes down as smooth as you when straight and warm. One day i hope to take a tour of your beautiful facilities. I am a bit dissapointed with your selections of flavors. IMO plain is the best....but you should make the orange have a bit more citrus flavor in it. All in all, you guys are the best and i truly love all of you. Thanks for making the world a better place.Best regards,Albert Alvarez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 ..dear colin farrell, phatman is a butthead!....i love u.......we r still on for hot sex later....after i kick his ass for insulting u... yours truly,me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 dear colin farrell...i am writing this from a hospital bed in nj...please disregard any prior letters i may have sent you...you have and always will be a god...best wishes...your biggest fan-ncik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystify Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Kelly Osbourne,Just a thought - hire a new stylist, make-up artist, colorist. The changes will do wonders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Angelina,Wild thing...i think i love you...but i want to know for sure...so come on....hold me tight...i love you... yours truly,dimoALL MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Paris Hilton Don't talk, just fuckAlex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dearest dr phil, shut the fuck up ..thanks in advance .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Founders of Grey Goose,I truly appreciate everything you have done for me in my life. From Baby Showers to Club nites. You have helped me to get laid, get great grades in college, help pass time at home AND at work and have helped me seem more attractive to the opposite sex. No other vodka goes down as smooth as you when straight and warm. One day i hope to take a tour of your beautiful facilities. I am a bit dissapointed with your selections of flavors. IMO plain is the best....but you should make the orange have a bit more citrus flavor in it. All in all, you guys are the best and i truly love all of you. Thanks for making the world a better place.Best regards,Albert Alvarezyou might want to talk to bacardi about this now, since they bought grey goose... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Pat Sajack,Please bring back vana white. PLEASE. Shes such a milf Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated.Thanks in Advance,Albert Alvarez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wat happened???????Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamsamurai Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Jennifer Love Hewitt, Wat happened???????LeeDear Jennifer Love Hewittsame thing he saidoh and shut up n fuckme preferablyAlex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Madonna,No one cares. go away. u smell.sincerely,Nadim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Republican Party,Your all going to burn in hell....have a nice time scumbagsBest Wishes,Ablert Alvarez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 dear ESTHER, that name sucks .......please try again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naughtybabe Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dearest Jennifer LopezYou sure werent kidding when you said you from the block.. How about you close your legs and try buying some class...The world already thinks your a whore so stop sugar coating it by getting married to the new flavor of the week. Yours truly a very disappointed fan. Wendy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear J-Lo,hurry up with that $ex tape already.tank yo,nadim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear Kelly Ripa, I want u! ur betrothed, Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dearest Jennifer LopezYou sure werent kidding when you said you from the block.. How about you close your legs and try buying some class...The world already thinks your a whore so stop sugar coating it by getting married to the new flavor of the week. Yours truly a very disappointed fan. Wendy meow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 ...dearest miss nicole richie, congrats on kickin the big H....please do some sit ups......spare tires belong in TRUNKS...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 dear tommy chong...do you still have some bongs for sale?...regards-nicholas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted June 28 Report Share Posted June 28 Dear John Stamos,HAHAHHAHAHAHA, you f*cked up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! idiotttttttttt yours truly,danny tanner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted June 28 Author Report Share Posted June 28 dear MK, i still love u..u were such a better michelle tanner...u will always be my favorite.......fuck everyone else... get well soon! xoxox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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