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what is one thing every man should:

know how to hook up a dvd/vcr and how to stop the 88:88 from blinking...

should know the basics of most sports...

have at least one great meal he can cook...

at least know how to change the oil on his car...

have at least one good suit for formal occassions...

know how to open a beer bottle with a device other than a bottle opener...

know how to start a campfire...

use every device in the "rambo" knife...

know how to give a good massage...

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some chickflicks are good...

every guy should send flowers to gf/wife at least once year for no apparent reason and not for any holiday... just because shes with his ugly ass...

should at least slow dance with his gf/wife even if he doesnt know how to dance...

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every man should be able to stop and ask for directions if he gets lost - just maybe not right away....

i never understood that... why not just ask why keep driving and getting lost further~!?

Haven't seen you post in ages.. whats up playa? :)

Every man should know how to drink beers and talk sports. If not, you're useless to me.

lol

oh i can hang with the drinking... but ask me whats going on in sports i have no clue...

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Every man should:

Know where the remote is at all times.

Have at least a 6-pack of beer in the fridge at all times (gotta go to the liquor store on the way home)

Never hit a woman, no matter what.

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...know that its not OK to hit a woman...but shakin the shit out of her is A-OK!

...know when each piece of silverware is used

....know how to eat without switching the fork from your left to your right hand after you cut ur meat/fish/etc etc

...know STEAK IS NEVER PREPARED WELL DONE

...know Gene Hackman's role in Hoosiers is the epitome of the "everyman"..torn..broken..happy..sad...redeemed..elated..etc etc..all at once

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Should know of three great restaurants and have there phone #'s with him @ all times.

Have a favorite wine, beer, drink, and shot.

Should know how to massage ankles, wrists, knees, shoulders, and the back of a girls head.

Should be prepared to defend his gf/wif/etc. @ all times.

Be patient.

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Should know of three great restaurants and have their phone #'s with him @ all times.

Have a favorite wine, beer, drink, and shot.

Should know how to massage ankles, wrists, knees, shoulders, and the back of a girls head.

Should be prepared to defend his gf/wif/etc. @ all times.

Be patient.

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