biznation00 Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS40-ish.............................................49Adventurous................. Slept with everyoneAthletic...................................... No titsAverage looking.................... UglyBeautiful........................... Pathological liarContagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pillsEmotionally Secure...................... On medicationFeminist.......................................... FatFree spirit.................................... JunkieFriendship first.......................... Former slutFun.......................................... AnnoyingNew-Age............ Body hair in the wrong placesOld-fashioned............................. No BJsOpen-minded................................. DesperateOutgoing...................... Loud and EmbarrassingPassionate............................... Sloppy d runkProfessional.................................... BitchVoluptuous................................... Very FatLarge frame................................. Hugely FatWants Soul mate............................... StalkerWOMEN'S ENGLISH:1. Yes = No2. No = Yes3. Maybe = No4. We need = I want..5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry6. We need to talk = You're in trouble7. Sure, go ahead = You better not8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever thinkabout?MEN'S ENGLISH:1. I am hungry = I am hungry2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy3. I am tired = I am tired4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!5. I love you = Let's have sex now6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gayhave a nice weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 he,he,he..... I likes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 now every1 remember this lesson well!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laliux Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Lmao!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Damn just when I was going to answer her ad.Professional, adventurous, female looking for her soul mate. Love to have fun, but friendship first is a must. I am a free spirit, out going, and open minded, professional in public, but passionate in the bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliptoniaaa Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 Damn just when I was going to answer her ad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdamon7278 Posted July 16 Report Share Posted July 16 -Red Bull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djcarlosf Posted July 17 Report Share Posted July 17 biz! stuff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 I had to this shit..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 I had read this somewhere else but it's hilarious ('cause it's so true)nonetheless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Classic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted July 20 Report Share Posted July 20 Classic.... Yes!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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biznation00 Posted July 20 Author Report Share Posted July 20 whenever I go on first dates I always keep my understanding women manual handy! glad you guys enjoyed it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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