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Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

- Homer

My doctor says I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.

- Ralph Wiggum

Homer, lighten up! You're making an ironic mockery of happy hour.

- Moe

But I got these cool Alf pogs. Remember Alf? He's back. In pog form.

- Milhouse

Patty: On some days we don't let the line move at all."

Selma: "Yeah, we call those 'weekdays'.

Heyyy Kids! Today we're going to talk about Krusty's expensive new suit. His sexual harrasment suit!

- Krusty the Klown

Mmmm ... Play Doh.

- Homer

Love, love from my son and daughter need. Yes, a little LSD is all I need.

- Marge

There are so many others, but thats enough to get this one started.... Plus, how long have you guys been watching simpsons on a (at least)daily basis for? for me, its over 5 years.

Peace,

Michael

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Lisa (when the Simpsons went to Lalapalooza (sp?))

"Hey it smells like Otto's jacket"

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"In the underground integrity lies within, in the underground image doesn't mean a thing."

"To dream of the person you want to be is to waste the person you are."

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Homer: no tv and no beer make Homer something something..."

Marge: "go crazy?"

Homer: "don't mind if i do!

The human wang is a beautiful thing, Marge.

-Homer

wait a minute, this sounds like rock and or roll.

-Rev. Lovejoy

peace out

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Who's your daddy....FRANKIE BONES!

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I choo-choo-choose you!

-Ralph Wiggum

Yes, this should provide sufficient sustinance for the Dr. Who marathon.

-Comic store owner walking out of Taco stand with 100 tacos for $100.

Even Gore Vidal gets more boys than me.

-Lisa

Girls, Lisa. Boys like girls.

-Marge

Hey, I can see my ma from here. Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!

-Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel

Oh, and the all time classic:

I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

-Bart (of course)

Oh man, way too many to list.

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my cats breath smells like cat food

-Ralph Wiggum

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

-Homer

To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems." -Homer Simpson

McBain to base.Being attacked by Commie-Nazis." -McBain

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My balogna has a first name its H-O-M-E-R...My balogna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R.." - Homer

"Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god...Oh my god...I danced with a gay.

Marge, Lisa promise me you won't tell anyone...PROMISE ME!"- Homer

"When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life." - Ralph

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"remember when your dog ate my goldfish and you told me that i never even had a goldfish...then why did i have the bowl bart??...WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL???"- MILHOUSE

"ooh look at me, i'm making people happy, i'm the magical man from happy land in a gum drop house on lolly pop laaane." - homer being sarcastic

"can you open my milk mommy?"

" i'm not your mommy ralph, i'm ms. hoover."

"my parents wont let me use scissors."

"hahahahahah"

"the children are right to laugh at you ralph."

"hello, i'm mr.burns i beleive you have a letter for me."

"ok mr. burns whats your first name?"

"i dont know." -homer pretending to be mr. burns

"oh, help me cheebus!" -homer

"i dont have to be careful- i have a gun."

-homer

""wheres christmas...lisa, wheres christmas?"

-homer

just a few off the top of my head, but man there are so many good ones!

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HOMER: Um, Im here to pick up a letter for MR. Burns.

OFFIce Guy: Ok Mr. burns - what's your first name

HOMER: hmmm. . .I don't know

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~The poor long for Riches,

The rich long for Heaven,

But the wise desire Tranquility.~

*"The only good is knowledge. The only evil is ignorance."* Socrates

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my cats breath smells like cat food

-Ralph Wiggum

Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!

-Homer

To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems." -Homer Simpson

McBain to base.Being attacked by Commie-Nazis." -McBain

peace out cwm30.gif

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Who's your daddy....FRANKIE BONES!

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Homer: "All right, brain. I don't like you and you don't like me. So just get me trough this exam and I can go back killing you slowly with beer."

Homer: "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isocoleces triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side."

Some Jerk: "That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot."

Homer: "DOOOHHH!!!!"

- Mmmm... urinal fresh

- Mmmm...elephant fresh

- Mmmm...soylent green

- Mmmm...crumbled-up cookie things

- Mmm...donuts

- Mmmm...reprocessed pig fat

Homer: "Aww... 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!"

Homer's brain: "20 dollars can buy many peanuts!"

Homer: "Explain how!"

Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"

Homer: "Woo hoo!"

Homer: Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!"

Bart: Don't be a sap dad. These are just crappy knock-offs.

Homer: I know a genuine 'Panaphonics' when I see one. And look! There's Magnet Box and Sorny!

Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?

-Homer

Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

-Homer

Dear Mr. President,

There are too many states nowadays.

Please eliminate three.

P.S. I am not a crackpot."

-Abraham Simpson

no more, please no more....laughing too hard. must get out....of here.

peace out

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"It's still good, it's still good! It's just a little airborne!"

I was DYING of laughter during that.. When they were having a picnic and roasting a pig. Then it went flying all over the place. Monty Burns was looking out the window when someone was asking him for charity (?) and said that he'll give $ when pigs fly smile.gif And here we have Homer's pig being "airborne".. The funniest thing ever smile.gif

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Originally posted by lexxxi:

Homer - "What about pork"

Lisa - "No!"

Homer - "...ham"

Lisa - "No!"

Homer - "...bacon"

Lisa - "No!.......dad those all come from the same animal"

Homer - "Right Lisa, a MAGICAL animal"

I was just telling someone about this episode the other day!!! Did you see that South Park episode where they fed bacon to a pig? smile.gif "disturbing"

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Mr. Burns: Use and open face club you idiot!! A sandwedge!!

Homer: Mmmmmm... Open face club sandwich...

Ralph Wiggum: I see a little leprechaun and tells me to burn things...

Homer: Lisa down ever stop playing in the middle of a hoe down!!!

APU: My favorite team is the *NY METS *pronounced NIMETS

Homer: 100 slices of American Cheeeeeze...

Homer jumping across the ravine on Barts Skateboard: Woo hoo look at me. I'm gonna make it!!! Uh oh... DOH!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!!!! DOH!!!! DOH!!!! DOH!!!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!!

Maggie: .... .... *sucking on her pacifier*

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Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?

Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly.

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-Ricfutures

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Glad to see so many Simpsons fans out there considering I am one of the characters.

Homer:Hey, what's that guy hooked up to?

Nurse: It's an iron lung, it breathes for him.

Homer: And here I am using my lungs like a sucker.

(When Homer stays in an old age home)

Homer: Mmmmm, waffle run-off.

(when Homer makes his patented moon waffles)

Otto: My name is Otto and I like to get splotto!

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