momadance Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.- HomerMy doctor says I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.- Ralph WiggumHomer, lighten up! You're making an ironic mockery of happy hour.- MoeBut I got these cool Alf pogs. Remember Alf? He's back. In pog form.- MilhousePatty: On some days we don't let the line move at all."Selma: "Yeah, we call those 'weekdays'.Heyyy Kids! Today we're going to talk about Krusty's expensive new suit. His sexual harrasment suit!- Krusty the KlownMmmm ... Play Doh.- HomerLove, love from my son and daughter need. Yes, a little LSD is all I need.- MargeThere are so many others, but thats enough to get this one started.... Plus, how long have you guys been watching simpsons on a (at least)daily basis for? for me, its over 5 years. Peace,Michael------------------"Puff, Puff, Pass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexxxi Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Homer - "What about pork"Lisa - "No!"Homer - "...ham"Lisa - "No!"Homer - "...bacon"Lisa - "No!.......dad those all come from the same animal"Homer - "Right Lisa, a MAGICAL animal" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gene2k Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Lisa (when the Simpsons went to Lalapalooza (sp?))"Hey it smells like Otto's jacket"------------------"In the underground integrity lies within, in the underground image doesn't mean a thing." "To dream of the person you want to be is to waste the person you are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicgroov Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Homer: no tv and no beer make Homer something something..."Marge: "go crazy?"Homer: "don't mind if i do! The human wang is a beautiful thing, Marge. -Homerwait a minute, this sounds like rock and or roll.-Rev. Lovejoypeace out ------------------~~ TrYpDaLyTeFaNtAsTiC ~~Who's your daddy....FRANKIE BONES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Homer: "...DOUH!!!"------------------Peace, Love & Twilo for Everyone!!! "they wanna fight, we wanna dance" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evovr6 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 I choo-choo-choose you!-Ralph WiggumYes, this should provide sufficient sustinance for the Dr. Who marathon.-Comic store owner walking out of Taco stand with 100 tacos for $100.Even Gore Vidal gets more boys than me.-LisaGirls, Lisa. Boys like girls.-MargeHey, I can see my ma from here. Hey ma! Get off the dang roof!-Cletus the Slack Jawed YokelOh, and the all time classic:I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?-Bart (of course)Oh man, way too many to list.------------------ http://nastynate.tsx.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Homer - "Mmmmmmm erotic cakes!!!"3D simpsons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicgroov Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 my cats breath smells like cat food-Ralph WiggumYeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!-HomerTo alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems." -Homer Simpson McBain to base.Being attacked by Commie-Nazis." -McBain peace out ------------------~~ TrYpDaLyTeFaNtAsTiC ~~Who's your daddy....FRANKIE BONES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadowchaser Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 My balogna has a first name its H-O-M-E-R...My balogna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R.." - Homer"Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god...Oh my god...I danced with a gay.Marge, Lisa promise me you won't tell anyone...PROMISE ME!"- Homer"When the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life." - Ralph------------------keep disco evil... shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sn0ball4 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 "remember when your dog ate my goldfish and you told me that i never even had a goldfish...then why did i have the bowl bart??...WHY DID I HAVE THE BOWL???"- MILHOUSE"ooh look at me, i'm making people happy, i'm the magical man from happy land in a gum drop house on lolly pop laaane." - homer being sarcastic"can you open my milk mommy?"" i'm not your mommy ralph, i'm ms. hoover.""my parents wont let me use scissors.""hahahahahah""the children are right to laugh at you ralph.""hello, i'm mr.burns i beleive you have a letter for me.""ok mr. burns whats your first name?""i dont know." -homer pretending to be mr. burns"oh, help me cheebus!" -homer"i dont have to be careful- i have a gun." -homer""wheres christmas...lisa, wheres christmas?"-homer just a few off the top of my head, but man there are so many good ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sully573 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 HOMER: Um, Im here to pick up a letter for MR. Burns.OFFIce Guy: Ok Mr. burns - what's your first nameHOMER: hmmm. . .I don't know------------------~The poor long for Riches,The rich long for Heaven,But the wise desire Tranquility.~*"The only good is knowledge. The only evil is ignorance."* Socrates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 " i am so smart , s, m, r , t ! " - holmer" its funny cuz its trye" - holmer "my cats breath smells liek sat food " - ralph " all i need is a lil love from my son and daughter , a lil LSD " - marge i cant go on i'll be here forever ... ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicgroov Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 my cats breath smells like cat food-Ralph WiggumYeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!-HomerTo alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems." -Homer Simpson McBain to base.Being attacked by Commie-Nazis." -McBain peace out ------------------~~ TrYpDaLyTeFaNtAsTiC ~~Who's your daddy....FRANKIE BONES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fou Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 -HA HA -Nelson the bully Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 "LOOK AT ME! I'M THE MAGICAL MAN FROM HAPPYLAND!" -Homer"Dog food factory... HA, good luck getting a horse to eat dog food" -Homer...-Rob------------------"No sane man will dance" - Cicero - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicgroov Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Homer: "All right, brain. I don't like you and you don't like me. So just get me trough this exam and I can go back killing you slowly with beer." Homer: "The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isocoleces triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side." Some Jerk: "That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot." Homer: "DOOOHHH!!!!"- Mmmm... urinal fresh - Mmmm...elephant fresh- Mmmm...soylent green- Mmmm...crumbled-up cookie things- Mmm...donuts- Mmmm...reprocessed pig fatHomer: "Aww... 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut!" Homer's brain: "20 dollars can buy many peanuts!" Homer: "Explain how!" Homer's brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!" Homer: "Woo hoo!"Homer: Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!" Bart: Don't be a sap dad. These are just crappy knock-offs. Homer: I know a genuine 'Panaphonics' when I see one. And look! There's Magnet Box and Sorny! Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?-HomerLisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.-HomerDear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot." -Abraham Simpson no more, please no more....laughing too hard. must get out....of here.peace out ------------------~~ TrYpDaLyTeFaNtAsTiC ~~Who's your daddy....FRANKIE BONES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 "It's still good, it's still good! It's just a little airborne!"I was DYING of laughter during that.. When they were having a picnic and roasting a pig. Then it went flying all over the place. Monty Burns was looking out the window when someone was asking him for charity (?) and said that he'll give $ when pigs fly And here we have Homer's pig being "airborne".. The funniest thing ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Originally posted by lexxxi:Homer - "What about pork"Lisa - "No!"Homer - "...ham"Lisa - "No!"Homer - "...bacon"Lisa - "No!.......dad those all come from the same animal"Homer - "Right Lisa, a MAGICAL animal"I was just telling someone about this episode the other day!!! Did you see that South Park episode where they fed bacon to a pig? "disturbing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rj752000 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Apu: "Shut up" "Shut up!" "I can't believe you don't shut up!" ------------------"Come closer to the speakers so I can see the light in your eyes...""When the sun comes up, I have morals again...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricfutures Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Mr. Burns: Use and open face club you idiot!! A sandwedge!!Homer: Mmmmmm... Open face club sandwich...Ralph Wiggum: I see a little leprechaun and tells me to burn things...Homer: Lisa down ever stop playing in the middle of a hoe down!!!APU: My favorite team is the *NY METS *pronounced NIMETSHomer: 100 slices of American Cheeeeeze...Homer jumping across the ravine on Barts Skateboard: Woo hoo look at me. I'm gonna make it!!! Uh oh... DOH!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!!!! DOH!!!! DOH!!!! DOH!!!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!! DOH!!!Maggie: .... .... *sucking on her pacifier* ------------------Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 "Mmmmm.. Donut" Homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfiorellino Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Glad to see so many Simpsons fans out there considering I am one of the characters. Homer:Hey, what's that guy hooked up to?Nurse: It's an iron lung, it breathes for him.Homer: And here I am using my lungs like a sucker.(When Homer stays in an old age home)Homer: Mmmmm, waffle run-off.(when Homer makes his patented moon waffles)Otto: My name is Otto and I like to get splotto! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evovr6 Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 MMMM, Homer-sexual.MMMM, sacri-licious.------------------ http://nastynate.tsx.org Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.sick Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 "Mmmm chocolate...doh!""Mmmm chocolate...doh!""Mmmm chocolate...doh!'"Marge, we need some more vanilla stawberry and chocolate ice cream." - Homer------------------I'm gonna go hit the pipe now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted November 7 Report Share Posted November 7 Don't worry son, I'll deal with those murderous trolls. I mean, don't worry sone, I'll deal with those murderous trolls.Blazed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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