gofastman Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Captains log slack-date one-one-oh-3-zero-zero: The ship departed from slack-base 119 to day 45 minutes late today due to the usual inability to part with the captains rack. We currently have 7.23 hours remaining until the final destination can be reached. Last week the Admiral was pleased to hear of all the new recruits. End Log.Question of the day: What was the name of the ship Picard served his first command, and what was the original captains name Picard served under on this ship?::: Winner will receive a free candy at the next club meet-up(Choices are yellow sunshine, yellow Motorola, yellow smiley faces, or white fish) Also a designated amount of bumps of C or K. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoonyd Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 spoony d, cheif toy designer, sleeping on duty SIR!Personal Log:"After waking up with severe hangover acquired drinking with misskitty into the wee ones, I managed to stumble to work 1 hour early for breakfast meeting. Managed to eat breakfast during meeting.Answering e-mails nicely killed the second half hour, and am well into hour two checking message boards and other pertinant websites including www.tribe.ca, www.djcentral.com and my hotmail.Some work is scheduled before lunch, but chances are that a trip to the bathroom and a coffee break may interfere. Actual productivity is slated for the afternoon but an extended lunch, combined with a second volley of e-mails could possible push back any progress well into next week."------------------ cold spoonin' on this lovely autumn day spoonyd.iwarp.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoochie Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Morning Captain...Lt. Hoochie reporting for duty. Anticipate many hours of slacking for the crew today...I'll be at my station fielding e-mails...I'm calling my dad for the answer right now for your trivia question...I LOVE candy!! "Hi Dad...I need an answer to a Star Trek question...why? Well, because your daughter's a junkpail..that's why!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungee Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Good Morning Captain.....Made the boat today....off to the stars we go.....places man has yet to discover....adventures to be found....------------------What da..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gofastman Posted November 3 Author Report Share Posted November 3 Originally posted by spoonyd:spoony d, cheif toy designer, sleeping on duty SIR!Personal Log:"After waking up with severe hangover acquired drinking with misskitty into the wee ones, I managed to stumble to work 1 hour early for breakfast meeting. Managed to eat breakfast during meeting.Answering e-mails nicely killed the second half hour, and am well into hour two checking message boards and other pertinant websites including <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.tribe.ca," TARGET=_blank>www.tribe.ca,</A> <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.djcentral.com" TARGET=_blank>www.djcentral.com</A> and my hotmail.Some work is scheduled before lunch, but chances are that a trip to the bathroom and a coffee break may interfere. Actual productivity is slated for the afternoon but an extended lunch, combined with a second volley of e-mails could possible push back any progress well into next week."Captain GoFastMan to Chief SpoonyD Your accomplishments, and clean-cut schedule have been dually noted. You may be up for promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoonyd Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Captain, we could have some serious trouble. Sensors report an anomilous time killer off the starboard bow: www.amihotornot.com ------------------ cold spoonin' on this lovely autumn day spoonyd.iwarp.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gofastman Posted November 3 Author Report Share Posted November 3 Originally posted by spoonyd:spoony d, cheif toy designer, sleeping on duty SIR!Personal Log:"After waking up with severe hangover acquired drinking with misskitty into the wee ones, I managed to stumble to work 1 hour early for breakfast meeting. Managed to eat breakfast during meeting.Answering e-mails nicely killed the second half hour, and am well into hour two checking message boards and other pertinant websites including <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.tribe.ca," TARGET=_blank>www.tribe.ca,</A> <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.djcentral.com" TARGET=_blank>www.djcentral.com</A> and my hotmail.Some work is scheduled before lunch, but chances are that a trip to the bathroom and a coffee break may interfere. Actual productivity is slated for the afternoon but an extended lunch, combined with a second volley of e-mails could possible push back any progress well into next week."Captain GoFastMan to Chief SpoonyD Your accomplishments, and clean-cut schedule have been dually noted. You may be up for promotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 I can't be bothered to read the above as I'm still extremely crackedout/drunk from last night. all I can say is that there will be EXTREME slackness in this office today. oh and I can't type as I'm still so pissed. does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricfutures Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Live long and slack hard... Beem me up!!! ------------------Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming?Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notforkids Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 ---BEGIN TRANSMISSION------SECURITY LEVEL BETA---Chief Freakiness Officer's LogSlack-Date One-Zero-Four-Five-Zero-ZeroExtensive perusal of the computer's archives indicate that the USS STARGAZER was the ship of Picard's first command. Information on Picard's superior on that vessel, however, does not lie within this officer's security clearance.Further, long-range sensors indicate yet another threat, this time originating from Fluidic Space and manifesting itself as a corrupted datastream of dubious authenticity and certain prurient interest: http://www.nakednews.com Chief Freakiness Officer NotForKids Out---END TRANSMISSON---------------------You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charrails Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Originally posted by spoonyd:Captain, we could have some serious trouble. Sensors report an anomilous time killer off the starboard bow: <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.amihotornot.com" TARGET=_blank>www.amihotornot.com</A> Ay Ay Sir- Corporal Aintdunshitallday happy to report a good half hour wasted on this site, thanks!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Originally posted by spoonyd:Captain, we could have some serious trouble. Sensors report an anomilous time killer off the starboard bow: <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.amihotornot.com" TARGET=_blank>www.amihotornot.com</A> no shit .. . oops, sorry captain . . . but i've been wasting waaaaaay too much time there those girls DO NOT deserve 9. anythings . . . i've YET to see a girl worthy of a nine, and one of my friends made me go through pics for over an hour!luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!** brandie@powerpuff.com AIM: loves2coxi love Rob *always&forever* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 Chief Petty Officer sending message on a secure channelCaptain, I regret to inform you that I will not be able to be on the bridge today due to the fact that my warp engines have gone offline and I'm barely running on impulse power.Signing offChief Petty Officer Schwinge------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transluscent Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 1: U.S.S. Stargazer2: Capt. Walker Keel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamondj760 Posted November 3 Report Share Posted November 3 FUK! I missed the ship! Sorry Cappy-ton! It will NEVER, NEVER, happen again.*hangs head in shame* ------------------SHAVE THE WHALES!--------------------U know Y???????cause I got it like dat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ichi_gami Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 Cap'n, disturbing report from the Park Avenue Command: The chief of operations just checked status here and informed me that since I have nothing to do I ought to be looking at porn. If the boss says slack, then is slacking officially work? ------------------New and improved --- Coming to you now from NYC! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 the FUNNIEST porno ever:SEX TREK: THE NEXT PENETRATION!!!Swear to god!!!------------------Use email DJmikeDR@aol.comPM way too slow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted November 4 Report Share Posted November 4 Damn! I was so busy Friday I didn't even see this post!!! What a bummer. Completely slack thwarted.... What's this SEX TREK movie. My gf want pornos with plots.... Does this have one??[This message has been edited by ibhugh (edited 11-04-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gofastman Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 Captain’s Log: Slack date one,one,one,zero,zero,zero. I have informed commander SpoonyD of our current mission. For each individual To Slack where no man has slacked before! I have already completed my new-fangled personal slack move by choosing to stop my shuttlecraft enroute to a client location and catch a few Z’s. (I was able to set my personal commutation device alarm in the interest of not catching too many) We are currently traveling to the well-known M-Class planet Twilo. God’s speed to us all. End Log.::Personal note. Encrypted, security level alpha. MIS Administrator of major pharmaceutical trading corporation (Unnamed for his safety) also has exhibited an uncanny knack for slack. It seems he locked himself in the server closet to get a bit of hangover curative sleep. He may be up for a medal of valor. transluscent...1: U.S.S. Stargazer2: Capt. Walker KeelThat answer in incorrect.1: U.S.S. Reliant2: Capt. Raulter 3: First office = Commander Leach4: Second Officer = Commander PicardToday’s Question...What is Dieanna Troys mothers’ official title on planet Betazed? Reward still stands. Come on, there has got to be a few treckies out there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
translucent Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Originally posted by gofastman:Captain’s Log: Slack date one,one,one,zero,zero,zero. I have informed commander SpoonyD of our current mission. For each individual To Slack where no man has slacked before! I have already completed my new-fangled personal slack move by choosing to stop my shuttlecraft enroute to a client location and catch a few Z’s. (I was able to set my personal commutation device alarm in the interest of not catching too many) We are currently traveling to the well-known M-Class planet Twilo. God’s speed to us all. End Log.::Personal note. Encrypted, security level alpha. MIS Administrator of major pharmaceutical trading corporation (Unnamed for his safety) also has exhibited an uncanny knack for slack. It seems he locked himself in the server closet to get a bit of hangover curative sleep. He may be up for a medal of valor. transluscent...1: U.S.S. Stargazer2: Capt. Walker KeelThat answer in incorrect.1: U.S.S. Reliant2: Capt. Raulter 3: First office = Commander Leach4: Second Officer = Commander PicardToday’s Question...What is Dieanna Troys mothers’ official title on planet Betazed? Reward still stands. Come on, there has got to be a few treckies out there.Betazed Representative (Ambassador), Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.------------------ [This message has been edited by translucent (edited 11-10-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gofastman Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 Outstanding. Will you be at twilo tonight? Do you roll, like coke, K, Smoke, or G? You Name it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
translucent Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Originally posted by gofastman:Outstanding. Will you be at twilo tonight? Do you roll, like coke, K, Smoke, or G? You Name it.I roll like a ball, Captain. I prefer a wallet full of Euros. Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it tonight . PM me if you guys are meeting up next weekend.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gofastman Posted November 10 Author Report Share Posted November 10 how about exit tomorrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
translucent Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Originally posted by gofastman:how about exit tomorrow?Aaaaagh...stop twisting my arm...it hurts...it hurts!Sorry, this weekend's a no go.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibhugh Posted November 10 Report Share Posted November 10 Lt Commander ibhugh personal log:Slack date oh-oh-one-five-three-six-nineI have been captured by the dreaded workaholics while trying to infiltrate their ship on a sabotage mission. I have succeeded on planting the slack bomb, but was captured in the process. They still have not found the remote detonation device in my ass... if I could just go take a dumper, I will be able to complete the mission. There is a small chance of survival, if I can make it through the torturous "3 o'clock meeting" I may be able to escape without sacrifice. While I may have to sacrifice myself in the process, it is an honor to go in this way. Lt Commander ibhugh signing off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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