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Captains log slack-date one-one-oh-3-zero-zero: The ship departed from slack-base 119 to day 45 minutes late today due to the usual inability to part with the captains rack. We currently have 7.23 hours remaining until the final destination can be reached. Last week the Admiral was pleased to hear of all the new recruits. End Log.

Question of the day: What was the name of the ship Picard served his first command, and what was the original captains name Picard served under on this ship?

::: Winner will receive a free candy at the next club meet-up(Choices are yellow sunshine, yellow Motorola, yellow smiley faces, or white fish) Also a designated amount of bumps of C or K.

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spoony d, cheif toy designer, sleeping on duty SIR!

Personal Log:

"After waking up with severe hangover acquired drinking with misskitty into the wee ones, I managed to stumble to work 1 hour early for breakfast meeting. Managed to eat breakfast during meeting.

Answering e-mails nicely killed the second half hour, and am well into hour two checking message boards and other pertinant websites including www.tribe.ca, www.djcentral.com and my hotmail.

Some work is scheduled before lunch, but chances are that a trip to the bathroom and a coffee break may interfere. Actual productivity is slated for the afternoon but an extended lunch, combined with a second volley of e-mails could possible push back any progress well into next week."

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cold spoonin' on this lovely autumn day

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Morning Captain...Lt. Hoochie reporting for duty. Anticipate many hours of slacking for the crew today...I'll be at my station fielding e-mails...

I'm calling my dad for the answer right now for your trivia question...I LOVE candy!! "Hi Dad...I need an answer to a Star Trek question...why? Well, because your daughter's a junkpail..that's why!" cwm1.gif

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Originally posted by spoonyd:

spoony d, cheif toy designer, sleeping on duty SIR!

Personal Log:

"After waking up with severe hangover acquired drinking with misskitty into the wee ones, I managed to stumble to work 1 hour early for breakfast meeting. Managed to eat breakfast during meeting.

Answering e-mails nicely killed the second half hour, and am well into hour two checking message boards and other pertinant websites including <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.tribe.ca," TARGET=_blank>www.tribe.ca,</A> <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.djcentral.com" TARGET=_blank>www.djcentral.com</A> and my hotmail.

Some work is scheduled before lunch, but chances are that a trip to the bathroom and a coffee break may interfere. Actual productivity is slated for the afternoon but an extended lunch, combined with a second volley of e-mails could possible push back any progress well into next week."

Captain GoFastMan to Chief SpoonyD Your accomplishments, and clean-cut schedule have been dually noted. You may be up for promotion.

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Originally posted by spoonyd:

spoony d, cheif toy designer, sleeping on duty SIR!

Personal Log:

"After waking up with severe hangover acquired drinking with misskitty into the wee ones, I managed to stumble to work 1 hour early for breakfast meeting. Managed to eat breakfast during meeting.

Answering e-mails nicely killed the second half hour, and am well into hour two checking message boards and other pertinant websites including <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.tribe.ca," TARGET=_blank>www.tribe.ca,</A> <A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.djcentral.com" TARGET=_blank>www.djcentral.com</A> and my hotmail.

Some work is scheduled before lunch, but chances are that a trip to the bathroom and a coffee break may interfere. Actual productivity is slated for the afternoon but an extended lunch, combined with a second volley of e-mails could possible push back any progress well into next week."

Captain GoFastMan to Chief SpoonyD Your accomplishments, and clean-cut schedule have been dually noted. You may be up for promotion.

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---BEGIN TRANSMISSION---

---SECURITY LEVEL BETA---

Chief Freakiness Officer's Log

Slack-Date One-Zero-Four-Five-Zero-Zero

Extensive perusal of the computer's archives indicate that the USS STARGAZER was the ship of Picard's first command. Information on Picard's superior on that vessel, however, does not lie within this officer's security clearance.

Further, long-range sensors indicate yet another threat, this time originating from Fluidic Space and manifesting itself as a corrupted datastream of dubious authenticity and certain prurient interest: http://www.nakednews.com

Chief Freakiness Officer NotForKids Out

---END TRANSMISSON---

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You know what I was, you see what I am: change me, change me!

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Originally posted by spoonyd:

Captain, we could have some serious trouble. Sensors report an anomilous time killer off the starboard bow:

<A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.amihotornot.com" TARGET=_blank>www.amihotornot.com</A>

Ay Ay Sir- Corporal Aintdunshitallday happy to report a good half hour wasted on this site, thanks!!

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Originally posted by spoonyd:

Captain, we could have some serious trouble. Sensors report an anomilous time killer off the starboard bow:

<A HREF="/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://www.amihotornot.com" TARGET=_blank>www.amihotornot.com</A>

no shit .. . oops, sorry captain . . . but i've been wasting waaaaaay too much time there those girls DO NOT deserve 9. anythings . . . i've YET to see a girl worthy of a nine, and one of my friends made me go through pics for over an hour!

luv,

brandie

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were thought to be insane by those

who could not hear the music."

**NEW EMAIL!!**

brandie@powerpuff.com

AIM: loves2cox

i love Rob *always&forever*

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Chief Petty Officer sending message on a secure channel

Captain, I regret to inform you that I will not be able to be on the bridge today due to the fact that my warp engines have gone offline and I'm barely running on impulse power.

Signing off

Chief Petty Officer Schwinge

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Cap'n, disturbing report from the Park Avenue Command: The chief of operations just checked status here and informed me that since I have nothing to do I ought to be looking at porn. If the boss says slack, then is slacking officially work?

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Damn! I was so busy Friday I didn't even see this post!!! What a bummer. Completely slack thwarted.... tongue.gif

What's this SEX TREK movie. My gf want pornos with plots.... Does this have one??

[This message has been edited by ibhugh (edited 11-04-2000).]

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Captain’s Log: Slack date one,one,one,zero,zero,zero. I have informed commander SpoonyD of our current mission. For each individual To Slack where no man has slacked before! I have already completed my new-fangled personal slack move by choosing to stop my shuttlecraft enroute to a client location and catch a few Z’s. (I was able to set my personal commutation device alarm in the interest of not catching too many) We are currently traveling to the well-known M-Class planet Twilo. God’s speed to us all. End Log.

::Personal note. Encrypted, security level alpha. MIS Administrator of major pharmaceutical trading corporation (Unnamed for his safety) also has exhibited an uncanny knack for slack. It seems he locked himself in the server closet to get a bit of hangover curative sleep. He may be up for a medal of valor.

transluscent...

1: U.S.S. Stargazer

2: Capt. Walker Keel

That answer in incorrect.

1: U.S.S. Reliant

2: Capt. Raulter

3: First office = Commander Leach

4: Second Officer = Commander Picard

Today’s Question...

What is Dieanna Troys mothers’ official title on planet Betazed?

Reward still stands. Come on, there has got to be a few treckies out there.

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Originally posted by gofastman:

Captain’s Log: Slack date one,one,one,zero,zero,zero. I have informed commander SpoonyD of our current mission. For each individual To Slack where no man has slacked before! I have already completed my new-fangled personal slack move by choosing to stop my shuttlecraft enroute to a client location and catch a few Z’s. (I was able to set my personal commutation device alarm in the interest of not catching too many) We are currently traveling to the well-known M-Class planet Twilo. God’s speed to us all. End Log.

::Personal note. Encrypted, security level alpha. MIS Administrator of major pharmaceutical trading corporation (Unnamed for his safety) also has exhibited an uncanny knack for slack. It seems he locked himself in the server closet to get a bit of hangover curative sleep. He may be up for a medal of valor.

transluscent...

1: U.S.S. Stargazer

2: Capt. Walker Keel

That answer in incorrect.

1: U.S.S. Reliant

2: Capt. Raulter

3: First office = Commander Leach

4: Second Officer = Commander Picard

Today’s Question...

What is Dieanna Troys mothers’ official title on planet Betazed?

Reward still stands. Come on, there has got to be a few treckies out there.

Betazed Representative (Ambassador), Daughter of the Fifth House, Holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, Heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed.

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[This message has been edited by translucent (edited 11-10-2000).]

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Originally posted by gofastman:

Outstanding. Will you be at twilo tonight? Do you roll, like coke, K, Smoke, or G? You Name it.

I roll like a ball, Captain. I prefer a wallet full of Euros. Unfortunately, I won't be able to make it tonight cwm36.gif . PM me if you guys are meeting up next weekend.

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Lt Commander ibhugh personal log:

Slack date oh-oh-one-five-three-six-nine

I have been captured by the dreaded workaholics while trying to infiltrate their ship on a sabotage mission. I have succeeded on planting the slack bomb, but was captured in the process. They still have not found the remote detonation device in my ass... if I could just go take a dumper, I will be able to complete the mission. There is a small chance of survival, if I can make it through the torturous "3 o'clock meeting" I may be able to escape without sacrifice. While I may have to sacrifice myself in the process, it is an honor to go in this way.

Lt Commander ibhugh signing off...

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