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what i have acomplished being stuck in my house for 3 days:


drsatan

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i have:

1. cooked more for myself in 3 days than i have in 3 years

2. memorized the names of all the personalities on ch. 4, 6, 7 and 10.

3. also memorized what time the particular personalities go on and off the air.

4. cleaned the F*ck out of my house

5 organized all of my closets

6. watched ice in my cooler melt

7. got a cramp in my ass from sitting in front of the computer so long

8. trimmed up my bikini lines.....yeah!

9. contemplated raping my dog

10. set a new personal record for masturbation

i have tried to use my time wisely :)

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i have:

1. cooked more for myself in 3 days than i have in 3 years

2. memorized the names of all the personalities on ch. 4, 6, 7 and 10.

3. also memorized what time the particular personalities go on and off the air.

4. cleaned the F*ck out of my house

5 organized all of my closets

6. watched ice in my cooler melt

7. got a cramp in my ass from sitting in front of the computer so long

8. trimmed up my bikini lines.....yeah!

9. contemplated raping my dog

10. set a new personal record for masturbation

i have tried to use my time wisely :)

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