njdionysus Posted September 16 Report Share Posted September 16 As long as you dont wear any Red Sox hats, you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted September 16 Author Report Share Posted September 16 i just found out that my sister is doing a breast cancer benefit for me but since she doesnt know any of my friends she asked me to send the invitation out to all:GEORGIES WOULD LIKE TO INVITE YOU TO A BENEFIT FOR BREAST CANCER FOR ZEESUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 26featuring DAVID HOFFMAN FOLLIESBEER BLAST 4:00 - 8:00pm$12.00 Bottomless Pints8:00pm ShowtimeGeorgies5th & RailroadAsbury Park, NJ 07712732-988-1220 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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erica127 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 here's a couple of jokes i just got in an e-mail:CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, "I can't remember, exactly. Peter, Peter, something or other..." PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?" LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a ..44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."Hope you are feeling better Zee.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted September 18 Author Report Share Posted September 18 Thanks Babe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erica127 Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 you're welcome...i will try to find more jokes as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted September 18 Report Share Posted September 18 hey hun, i am sorry to hear that youre going through this. youre very strong for sharing your story & for handling this with so much positive energy. i will definitely keep you in my thoughts. try to stay in good spirits, you will be better in no time. i wish there was something more i could say or do to make you feel better. ufortunately i dont know any jokes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marconj Posted September 19 Report Share Posted September 19 The way to show your support, is to show up for a couple of hours on Sunday. Why give to charity when you never know exactly where your money goes, support Zee and know that your generousity can make a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted September 19 Author Report Share Posted September 19 thank you guys for your loveeven funny pictures would be fine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dancechica Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 Hey Z Stay strong gyrl. My prayers are with you. Dont worry you will have a speedy recovery and beat this..Luv ya Reina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyricky Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 I will be prayin for you Zee!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortkat5 Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 i don't know you sweetie but you're certainly in my prayers - hope these aren't too corny Sitting behind a couple of nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah, there are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana, there are only 50 nuns living there. The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho, there are only 25 nuns living there." One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet calm voice said, "why don't you go to hell...... there aren't any nuns living there."A woman was helping her computer illiterate husband set up his computer,and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to choose and enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So,when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in "p..e..n..i..s". His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied: ***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted September 21 Author Report Share Posted September 21 Hey Z Stay strong gyrl. My prayers are with you. Dont worry you will have a speedy recovery and beat this..Luv ya Reina THANKS MAMITA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted September 21 Author Report Share Posted September 21 I Have My Highs And Lows.Today...feels Like Im Scrapping The Barrell Low Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycchic24 Posted September 21 Report Share Posted September 21 tragically, today it seems everyone is affected by cancer in someway or form.... my father was just diagnosed 3 months ago - so my heart goes out to you and your family. stay strong and stay positive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LatinaZee Posted September 21 Author Report Share Posted September 21 tragically, today it seems everyone is affected by cancer in someway or form.... my father was just diagnosed 3 months ago - so my heart goes out to you and your family. stay strong and stay positiveTHATS INCREDIBLE...IM SO SORRY MAMITA..YOU KNOW...A DOCTOR TOLD ME THAT NJ HAS THE HIGHEST CANCER RATE IN ALL STATES....'I GOTTA MOVE OUT OF THIS STATE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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