fkornre Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 ....dude, that's just wrong.....but i did laugh.....i'm going to hell..............see you there.........yea...i have 3 1/2 years of tourture stories from that place...i could write a series of books about it....*****lesson learned....dont put anyone u love in a nursing home***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 :nopity: ill make sure to put some lye in your beer when i see ya again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 :nopity: ...seriously.......i'm surprised he didnt post that part of it on the boston board...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Confession: i used to do very bad things on halloween as a kid, like spray ketchup all over cars, throw old pickle jars in mailbox's, and egg boats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 ....i took some aerobic class with my sister yesterday....*insert gay comment here*.....i kept moving forward towards the instuctor.......she thought i was being enthusiastic when in reality i was just getting closer because i didnt have my glasses and wanted to get a closer look at her ass......her body was redic sic...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 Confession: i used to do very bad things on halloween as a kid, like spray ketchup all over cars, throw old pickle jars in mailbox's, and egg boatsmy friends and i used to spraypaint brand new cars on mischief night...and when i say spraypaint we covered from bumper to bumper...and we used to sneak onto the golf courses and dig up all 18 greens till there was nothing but dirt left... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 ....i took some aerobic class with my sister yesterday....*insert gay comment here*.....i kept moving forward towards the instuctor.......she thought i was being enthusiastic when in reality i was just getting closer because i didnt have my glasses and wanted to get a closer look at her ass......her body was redic sic......def (aerobic class) but on wanting to get a good look at the bod...nice coverup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 forgive me father lalate for i have sinned....i shot my load into a plate of ffettuccini alfredo that i gave to ex girlfriend as revengeIf you think about it that isn't that bad... I mean, how many loads of yours had she probably eaten before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted October 26 Author Report Share Posted October 26 Wow 3 pages of confessions and we havent even started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 ill start off nice!!my friend's ex couldn't tell the difference between our voices on the phone, so when she wanted to break up him i did it for heri know i know...ill think of something better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 ill start off nice!!my friend's ex couldn't tell the difference between our voices on the phone, so when she wanted to break up him i did it for heri know i know...ill think of something betterMy best friend did that for me once too...she sounds just like me on the phone, and I couldn't do it..so she did!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Confess something that no one knows except you.that would beat the point of not letting anyone know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted October 27 Author Report Share Posted October 27 After I got decked no less than five times in the face by this girl's butterfly wings on the dancefloor at a costume party on Saturday, I really wanted to make sure that butterfly never flies again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgrlnyc Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 when i worked at a nursing home 6 years ago the residents complained that the soup was not HOT enuff...so i added an entire container of chili powder into the soup and wound up sending 8 residents to the hospital...(i guess i added the wrong HOT)...also i used to comb my pubes with all the forks in the dining room while i was setting it up......thats just wrong... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eurolisa Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 i still think about my ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 ...thats just wrong...yes it was wrong...that was a while ago and i have matured since then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 when i worked at a nursing home 6 years ago the residents complained that the soup was not HOT enuff...so i added an entire container of chili powder into the soup and wound up sending 8 residents to the hospital...(i guess i added the wrong HOT)...also i used to comb my pubes with all the forks in the dining room while i was setting it up...Oh so your that guy....sooo fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Confession: i used to do very bad things on halloween as a kid, like spray ketchup all over cars, throw old pickle jars in mailbox's, and egg boats no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyu rebel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Told u :laugh:still dont have the cojones to tell me what you ment eh? didnt think so.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moniquetz007 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 still dont have the cojones to tell me what you ment eh? didnt think so....Hey I dont have Cojones but I got Tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Hey I dont have Cojones but I got Titsgood response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purrfect Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 love how you add the period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 love how you add the period.its his "time of the month..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted October 28 Author Report Share Posted October 28 lol ; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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