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Why you should ALWAYS lock the door when jerking off


Evan

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I feel a bit bad for this kid. You KNOW he never got laid ever again at that school cause the video was probably shown to every girl at that school.

Now, what I would have done if I had been caught in that situation, is RUN at the guys with the camera. I don't care if my pants were down. I would have grabbed something heavy and bashed them in the head with it. If I got in trouble with it, I would have said they broke into my room and tried to molest me and tape it. Course I would have trashed the tape by then. I might have gotten suspended, but those kids would get kicked out of school. I'm sure they had a history of pulling pranks on people.

Somone once tried to take a cameraphone pic of me while I was taking a crap. I calmly wiped, pulled up my pants, (didn't flush the toilet though as to not warn him) and came out of the bathroom. He was on the couch showing his other friend while about to upload the pic. I grabbed the phone out of his hand, and threw it at the floor where it exploded into 4-5 peices. He was pissed and tried to fight me, but my friends backed me up. The fool crossed the line and deserved his phone being broken.

Anyways..those are my 2 cents

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I feel a bit bad for this kid. You KNOW he never got laid ever again at that school cause the video was probably shown to every girl at that school.

Now, what I would have done if I had been caught in that situation, is RUN at the guys with the camera. I don't care if my pants were down. I would have grabbed something heavy and bashed them in the head with it. If I got in trouble with it, I would have said they broke into my room and tried to molest me and tape it. Course I would have trashed the tape by then. I might have gotten suspended, but those kids would get kicked out of school. I'm sure they had a history of pulling pranks on people.

Somone once tried to take a cameraphone pic of me while I was taking a crap. I calmly wiped, pulled up my pants, (didn't flush the toilet though as to not warn him) and came out of the bathroom. He was on the couch showing his other friend while about to upload the pic. I grabbed the phone out of his hand, and threw it at the floor where it exploded into 4-5 peices. He was pissed and tried to fight me, but my friends backed me up. The fool crossed the line and deserved his phone being broken.

Anyways..those are my 2 cents

if you smashed my phone..i would smash your head
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shit,..I edited my post by mistake and deleted it... Don't feel like retypeing the hole thing... Anyways... the point was, if you took a pic of me pooping, I'd shove my poop down your scat loving throat...then you'd be too preoccupied while I smashed your phone.

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I'm pretty sure they were friends with the guy, one might have even been his roomate, so this wasn't exactly random.

Still, to distribute it on the net like that is crossing the line. As funny as that was, the kid didn't deserve that. God knows we've all jacked to porn on the net every once in a while and I'm sure we all look as rediculous as that kid (hunched over the screen trying to get a better look, lol)

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lets just make this evidence now by quoting you...

NO..that was only 1/5 of the actual post..I had typed a bunch of shit about loving Paris Hilton's video, but if I was her would not have just sued her ex. i would have thrown his body into the river. But I wanted to clarify that statement..and I fucked up the post...

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