funketeer Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 I mean, when you fuck...do you know what the fuck you're doing?who here can say that knows what the fuck they're doing when they're fucking, do you fucking understand? Fuck it...back to my original question which is do you know what the fuck you're doing when you fuck?now go back and count the fucks mdamon7278 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 5 Author Report Share Posted April 5 FUCK . . .Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck.It is one magical word.Just by its sound you can describe Pain, Displeasure, Love, and Hate.It can be used as an verb, both intransitive (Dave fucked Cathy), ... and transitive (Dave was fucked by Cathy)As an adverb (Cathy is a good fuck)As an adjective (Cathy is fucking beautiful)As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of ‘fuck’.Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following;Goodbye . . . . . . . . . . . . Fuck offGreetings . . . . . . . . . . . . How the fuck are you?Fraud . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I got fucked at the auction!Dismay . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Oh! Fuck it.Trouble . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well, I guess I’m fucked now.Aggression . . . . . . . . . . Fuck you!Difficulty . . . . . . . . . . . . I don’t understand the fucking job!Displeasure . . . . . . . . . . .What the fuck is going on here!Incompetence . . . . . . . . . He fucks-up everythingLost . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Where the fuck are we?Retaliation . . . . . . . . . . . Up your fucking arse!Disinterest . . . . . . . . . . . I don't give a fuck!Interest . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What the fuck!Impossibility . . . . . . . . . . No fucking way!Disorganised . . . . . . . . . . Fucked-up!Surprise . . . . . . . . . . . . . When the fuck did that happen!And remember General Custer’s famous last words;Where did all those fucking Indians come from?Also the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima;What the fuck was that?And last, but not least, those immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic;Where is all this fucking water coming from?--------------------------------------------------------------------------------"Those 10 Times In History When Using The 'F' Word Was Probably Acceptable"10) "Scattered @#$%ing showers and a slight @#$%ing precipitation my arse!" - Noah, 4314 BC9) "How the @#$% did ye work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC8) "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 15667) "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 18776) "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 19265) "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 19374) "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that!" - Einstein, 19383) "Aw c'mon, who the @#$% is gonna find out?" - Bill Clinton2) "Janey mac, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad." - Osama bin Laden, September 20011) "What the @#$% was that?" - German goalkeeper Oliver Kahn after some young lad from Tallaght threw something at him, 2.14 pm BST, June 5, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 There is a good fck, a bad fck, a great fck.And if you dont know what you are, ask the first chick, ask the second chick. If you start to get the same answer, then you know. Its not what you think. Its what the person you are satisfying thinks. You can have stunning looks and the world's best body and all the gold and mur of 2,000 kings but it doesnt mean squat in the bedroom. But the bedroom is real levelling field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kitty0108 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 fuck you , you fucking fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 i just do what Robyn Bird tought me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 some of the hottest guys were the worst fucks...so disappointing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 i just do what Robyn Bird tought melmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gio660 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 I have that on a recording like 6 years ago.. it is very funny with classical music in the background and a guys voice that sounds all professional.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 5 Author Report Share Posted April 5 I have that on a recording like 6 years ago.. it is very funny with classical music in the background and a guys voice that sounds all professional..George Carlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chris817 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 some of the hottest guys were the worst fucks...so disappointingSo are some hot girls, they just lay there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 So are some hot girls, they just lay thereHate that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 5 Author Report Share Posted April 5 Your personality reflects on your fucking, if you are a boring person...you're a boring fuck...if you are an insecure person, nothing worse trhan an insecure fuck...fuck that shit! If you are self-centered and non-loving, you are probably the worst fuck ever...I like funny fun girls, they're usually the best fucks...no hang-ups... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 yeah true.....i dated this guy who was soooo boring...he was really cute but I had to keep the conversation going...came time for sex and wow what a disasterTotally sucked in bed.....augh...it was awfulhe had planned for me to stay over but after he was done, I jetted out of there and never looked back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Some people actually dont really put much of a priority in their life to have mindblowing sex when they do it ... Others do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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raincry Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 yeah true.....i dated this guy who was soooo boring...he was really cute but I had to keep the conversation going...came time for sex and wow what a disasterTotally sucked in bed.....augh...it was awfulhe had planned for me to stay over but after he was done, I jetted out of there and never looked backi once dated a guy that sucked at having a good conversation but he was an animal in bed....so i kept him around until i found the best of both worlds..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsrice Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 Your personality reflects on your fucking, if you are a boring person...you're a boring fuck...if you are an insecure person, nothing worse trhan an insecure fuck...fuck that shit! If you are self-centered and non-loving, you are probably the worst fuck ever...I like funny fun girls, they're usually the best fucks...no hang-ups... I dunno, I'm a little insecure, but when it comes to sex, I am not at all. No holding back!!!!!!! I think i know what the fuck i am doing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 lol...nice....I need someone that has both looks and is good in bed.....and he's gotta give good oral Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mursa Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 lol...nice....I need someone that has both looks and is good in bed.....and he's gotta give good oral Hey, nice to meet ya ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 you give good head??? that is a must....and you need money too...and a car....and a big house....and a boat.....gotta buy me shit...lol....jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mursa Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 you give good head??? that is a must....and you need money too...and a car....and a big house....and a boat.....gotta buy me shit...lol....jkIm good @ that ! ....I got enough $$$ to sustain myself , I got a Car , I got a apt ! , No boat ..........I aint buying you jack ! , maybe a bump or two when we party , but thats it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 I dunno, I'm a little insecure, but when it comes to sex, I am not at all. No holding back!!!!!!! I think i know what the fuck i am doing! fucking good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted April 6 Author Report Share Posted April 6 you give good head??? that is a must....and you need money too...and a car....and a big house....and a boat.....gotta buy me shit...lol....jkwith all those toys you better know what the fuck you're doing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 6 Report Share Posted April 6 lol....mmmm...drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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