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sooo... i been ampped to test these badboys...

and i had one today for breakfast and shit.. the fucking thing is good... they reinvented tuna... no straining, no can opener, no mess

comes in a bag that is ready to eat!!! this helps me reduce the weight i have to carry in my bag (can opener, tuna strainer, lime juice) and i dont have to feel like the smelly person in the office and hide int he bathroom to eat my lunch...

i can eat it with pride at my desk!!!...

fucking soo good...

only 10more calories per serving... each pack is 2 servings...

its about 140 calories + 0 calories (from egg whites) and half a carb well bagel

total about 210 calories with 39g of protein..

and wash it down with a vitamin and water...

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sooo... i been ampped to test these badboys...

and i had one today for breakfast and shit.. the fucking thing is good... they reinvented tuna... no straining, no can opener, no mess

comes in a bag that is ready to eat!!! this helps me reduce the weight i have to carry in my bag (can opener, tuna strainer, lime juice) and i dont have to feel like the smelly person in the office and hide int he bathroom to eat my lunch...

i can eat it with pride at my desk!!!...

fucking soo good...

only 10more calories per serving... each pack is 2 servings...

its about 140 calories + 0 calories (from egg whites) and half a carb well bagel

total about 210 calories with 39g of protein..

and wash it down with a vitamin and water...

where'd u eat b4?? bathroom?

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most of the time...

cuz you had to open it, drain it, and that tuna water would be all over your hands...

so i go to the bathrooom to do it, by then... the meal is already half way there... 3 spoon fulls and i throw it away...

and i run back to my cude to get some savary water to wash it down...

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you make it seem like i eat and shit at the same time.

opening the can - 30 secs

draining water - 15 secs

put some lemon on it - 5 secs (squeeze bottle comes in handy, you can save some time if you dont use lemon, or have the bottle ready)

spoon #1 - 3 secs

chew - 15 secs

spoon #2 - 3 secs

chew - 15 secs

spoon #3 - 3 secs

chewing, tossing can, cleaning strainer, opening ziplock bag - 15 secs

105 secs / or 1 minute and 45 secs you can be done with lunch...

then spend 58 minutes+ outside or in ballys bullshiting with koester.

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you make it seem like i eat and shit at the same time.

opening the can - 30 secs

draining water - 15 secs

put some lemon on it - 5 secs (squeeze bottle comes in handy, you can save some time if you dont use lemon, or have the bottle ready)

spoon #1 - 3 secs

chew - 15 secs

spoon #2 - 3 secs

chew - 15 secs

spoon #3 - 3 secs

chewing, tossing can, cleaning strainer, opening ziplock bag - 15 secs

105 secs / or 1 minute and 45 secs you can be done with lunch...

then spend 58 minutes+ outside or in ballys bullshiting with koester.

sick lunch break

i like tuna

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you make it seem like i eat and shit at the same time.

opening the can - 30 secs

draining water - 15 secs

put some lemon on it - 5 secs (squeeze bottle comes in handy, you can save some time if you dont use lemon, or have the bottle ready)

spoon #1 - 3 secs

chew - 15 secs

spoon #2 - 3 secs

chew - 15 secs

spoon #3 - 3 secs

chewing, tossing can, cleaning strainer, opening ziplock bag - 15 secs

105 secs / or 1 minute and 45 secs you can be done with lunch...

then spend 58 minutes+ outside or in ballys bullshiting with koester.

and then you go back inside to take a shit...

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