freshman000 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Do I look like a cat to you? Do you see me jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Do I lick milk from a saucer? DO YOU SEE ME EATING MICE?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeysotu Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 I have a bank roll so big I could choke a hippo! -Boiler roomI have nipples Greg, Can you milk me? -Meet the parents Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
precog Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second before you die. First of all, that one second isn't a second at all, it stretches on forever, like an ocean of time... For me, it was lying on my back at Boy Scout camp, watching falling stars... And yellow leaves, from the maple trees, that lined my street... Or my grandmother's hands, and the way her skin seemed like paper... And the first time I saw my cousin Tony's brand new Firebird... And Janie... And Janie... And... Carolyn. I guess I could be pretty pissed off about what happened to me... but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst... And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain and I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life... You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry... you will someday. -american beauty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 One of my favs of all time....great one liners!Werd!fkn love that movie... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotuchick Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 "taste soooo good, makes me wanna slap your momma"One of those "Fridays" movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdamon7278 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Its all in the reflexes- Kurt Russell-Big Trouble in Little ChinaCan u dig it, Can dig it, cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn youuuuuuuuu digggggggggg it-unknown actor- The Warriors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obby Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 My favourite lines from a movie are the ones I saw on "Blow" "I can't feel my face" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 Can u dig it, Can dig it, cannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn youuuuuuuuu digggggggggg it-unknown actor- The Warriorsthat would be Cyrus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 that would be Cyrusoh wariors... come out and play BTW ... a recent one (though it is in the old original too I think)hapily ever after ? thats just a story that hasn't finished yet.-mr and mrs smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffy1 Posted June 24 Report Share Posted June 24 godfather1"i'm gonna make him a offer he can't refuse"classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orisha Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 From the Devils Advocate:John Milton: Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.John Milton:" Freedom, baby... is never having to say you're sorry." *****************The Doors:Jim Morrison: Where's your will to be weird?*******************The Big Lebowski:Nobody fucks with da jesus."That rug really tied the room together." and my favorite: "This aggression will not stand, man."*******"Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass!" ****************Morpheus: The body cannot live without the mind.Take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.*****************Dr. Evil: You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough!*********************Rhett Butler: With enough courage, you can do without a reputation.***********************(something about mary....)Mary: Is that... is that hair gel? ********************From Dusk Til Dawn:Chet Pussy: Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it! vampress 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted June 25 Report Share Posted June 25 From Dusk Til Dawn:Chet Pussy: Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin' pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy, fake pussy! If we don't have it, you don't want it!if you find cheeper pussy ..... FUCK IT! Orisha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 "NO".Funk goes back to MTV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat0ny Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 "You know what I'm going to get you for Christmas next year? A big wooden cross....so that when you're feeling unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up there and nail yourself to it!"-Kevin Spacey (the ref)---------------------------------------------"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."-Vince Vaughn (The Wedding Crashers) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aj2234 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 "que mas carne ni mas carne asi viene el sandwich!"manolo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdamon7278 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 How bout them apples- just take a wild guess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 "Dear Lord,You're so big... so absolutely HUGE...We're all quite impressed down here" John Cleese making fun of the Catholics in Monty Python's Meaning of Life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Brian Johnson: I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp? John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp.John Bender: Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers? Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson. John Bender: What's in there? Claire Standish: Guess? Where's your lunch? John Bender: You're wearing it. Claire Standish: You're nauseating. John Bender: [pointing to Claire's lunch] What's that? Claire Standish: Sushi. John Bender: Sushi? Claire Standish: Rice, raw fish, and seaweed. John Bender: You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth, and you're going to eat that? Claire Standish: Can I eat? John Bender: I don't know. Give it a try. - The Breakfast Club (1985) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat0ny Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 "que mas carne ni mas carne asi viene el sandwich!"manoloAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted September 28 Author Report Share Posted September 28 Neil McCauley: I am double the worst trouble you ever thought of.-HEAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Frankly my bitch, I don't give a shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 here's looking at you, slut! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted September 28 Report Share Posted September 28 Now you all look money hungry and that's good. Anybody who says money is the root of all evil, doesn't have it! Money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby.Ben Affleck - Boiler RoomGOOD CALL!fucking love that movieand ben affleckmmmmmmmmhhhhhmmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted September 28 Author Report Share Posted September 28 Frankly my bitch, I don't give a shit!haha......my all time favourite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 "Que mas carne ni mas carne; asi viene el sanwich, meng!"Where do you guys think I got my screen name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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