vampress Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 We all have favorite quotes from famous or nonfamous or even infamous people, but what quotes have you come up with yourself???1. Hypocricy can go a long way, but just how far do you want it to take you?2. We always focus on what we want to win, without realizing what we might lose.3. I would give a fuck about ur opinion, if I gave a fuck about ur existance.4. Don't spit so high, you might hit God.5. We learn to listen, but we forget to understand.I have a few more, that I will post as the thread, I mean if the thread continues;)!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOT IN USE Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 blacking out is kinda awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 Stfu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted October 27 Author Report Share Posted October 27 StfuActually no, I remember that one u came up with during WMC!!!!!"quick put this in ur crotch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 See "things said in the club" cerca 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 "I just took a crap the size of a midgets leg". <~~~~Feel free to use that one anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nutcase34 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 take your pants off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koky Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 take your pants off.heyyyy ive been using that for the past 5 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 "The only way you can lose is if you don't win."-Darrell G.- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 1. Hypocricy can go a long way, but just how far do you want it to take you?i don´t buy this one. hypocricy is waaaaay too much of a hard word for you.a quote from me (said with a straight face but obviously tounge in cheek) after a girl complaining that i critizise her and girls in general too much."baby, i´m doing this to fire up our weakened economy. the problem is, people are too happy and content. happy people don´t buy. say a HOT girl came up to me and told me, "boy, you´re really cute, but these shoes are a no-go", turns around and leaves, I WOULD BE BUYING NEW SHOES! so basically, by being critical of women, i am sacrificing, yes, sacrificing my chance to get laid, cause i know women like to be smothered and told how they´re so beautiful and send flowers and told you love them and taken to dinner and bought expensive things, for the greater good, our economy. i am probably the most selfless guy you will ever meet."what are you gonna say to that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted October 27 Author Report Share Posted October 27 i don´t buy this one. hypocricy is waaaaay too much of a hard word for you.a quote from me (said with a straight face but obviously tounge in cheek) after a girl complaining that i critizise her and girls in general too much."baby, i´m doing this to fire up our weakened economy. the problem is, people are too happy and content. happy people don´t buy. say a HOT girl came up to me and told me, "boy, you´re really cute, but these shoes are a no-go", turns around and leaves, I WOULD BE BUYING NEW SHOES! so basically, by being critical of women, i am sacrificing, yes, sacrificing my chance to get laid, cause i know women like to be smothered and told how they´re so beautiful and send flowers and told you love them and taken to dinner and bought expensive things, for the greater good, our economy. i am probably the most selfless guy you will ever meet."what are you gonna say to that? Nothing really, except for.......that's a HELL of a Pickup line(not a quote).....E for EFFORT!!!!So what I want to know, has it worked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted October 27 Author Report Share Posted October 27 Ok well, let me continue with my quotes.1. "Friendship" is such a big word, for such a Small World"2. "You need to remember to forget"3. "Love is a feeling, not an Act"4. "When you make a promise make sure nobody else is around"5. "Sorry is so easy to say, yet so hard to believe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 this is university. if you mean if it lead to sex, no. i have a flirty thing going with a lot of girls there but they all know i´m taken, that´s what makes it even more fun. i´m all full of compliments too. girl comes up "hey what´s up?" "hey, we were just talking about you" "yeah?" "yeah, i am always talking about you. no, actually that was a lie, we weren´t talking about you, but even when i don´t talk about you, my thoughts are always with you". cheesy? yes. they know i´m making fun of them though. gotta love university, endless stream of girls girls girls.as for pickuplines, a favorite of mine is still rudely pushing yourself next to a girl at the bar pushing her out of her place, then turning, grinning saying "i´m just joking. you are a little fat though". i´m kidding bout saying the fat part of course. or maybe i´m not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted October 27 Author Report Share Posted October 27 this is university. if you mean if it lead to sex, no. i have a flirty thing going with a lot of girls there but they all know i´m taken, that´s what makes it even more fun. i´m all full of compliments too. girl comes up "hey what´s up?" "hey, we were just talking about you" "yeah?" "yeah, i am always talking about you. no, actually that was a lie, we weren´t talking about you, but even when i don´t talk about you, my thoughts are always with you". cheesy? yes. they know i´m making fun of them though. gotta love university, endless stream of girls girls girls.as for pickuplines, a favorite of mine is still rudely pushing yourself next to a girl at the bar pushing her out of her place, then turning, grinning saying "i´m just joking. you are a little fat though". i´m kidding bout saying the fat part of course. or maybe i´m not?Ok and that works:shake:?I have to admit, I did LOL...only because I imagined you getting slapped afterwards:tongue:!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 as for pickuplines, a favorite of mine is still rudely pushing yourself next to a girl at the bar pushing her out of her place, then turning, grinning saying "i´m just joking. you are a little fat though". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted October 27 Report Share Posted October 27 you: "hey girls, a friend showed me this article in cosmo that says that smart women should play dumb, otherwise men would be intimidated and they´d have it harder? do you agree on that?"girls: somethingyou: (pick the one you like) "YOU are certainly doing an amazing job!"can´t make this shit up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 this is university. if you mean if it lead to sex, no. i have a flirty thing going with a lot of girls there but they all know i´m taken, that´s what makes it even more fun. i´m all full of compliments too. girl comes up "hey what´s up?" "hey, we were just talking about you" "yeah?" "yeah, i am always talking about you. no, actually that was a lie, we weren´t talking about you, but even when i don´t talk about you, my thoughts are always with you". cheesy? yes. they know i´m making fun of them though. gotta love university, endless stream of girls girls girls.as for pickuplines, a favorite of mine is still rudely pushing yourself next to a girl at the bar pushing her out of her place, then turning, grinning saying "i´m just joking. you are a little fat though". i´m kidding bout saying the fat part of course. or maybe i´m not?lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theplant Posted October 28 Report Share Posted October 28 "You smell me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullseye Posted October 31 Report Share Posted October 31 See "things said in the club" cerca 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 "alcohol is the modern day cupid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubmonkey13 Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 stupid people make me feel smarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 "If I had eyes in place of nipples, I'd be losing a staring contest right now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 ...life isnt fair, but the universe is......i dont go against the grain, i just feel the grain happens to be going the wrong way......not mine but a good one...better to ask for forgiveness than permission......my favorite current quote, "why not?".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 is it me or are they blocking L A LaT E's name again?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vampress Posted November 2 Author Report Share Posted November 2 Let the Rythym Move you, and the Music Guide you.If in the World Music didn`t Exist, then being Born makes no Sense.I love 2 faced people, cause you get to Smack the Shit out of them twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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