deefex Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.htmlDaniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes."Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!Friday December 9, 2005By Grace GreenMARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would."But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark."Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life."Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel."The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times."But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls."She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic."The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine."The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her."As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams."I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes."Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 hate when that happens... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverbull Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Words cant descrive,wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housedog Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Lol, great story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxpetersky Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Exactly proves what I always believed - it's not possible to find girls on the internet! Workplace romance is the only right way to go!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 Those damn chatrooms I tell ya Nuthin like incest nerd love hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antifm Posted December 15 Report Share Posted December 15 wait a mini dont understand how this can be totaly realwhy would the mother and son allow the info to get to the press?i mean they would be the only ones to know...so..why would they make it public even when shes married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 wait a mini dont understand how this can be totaly realwhy would the mother and son allow the info to get to the press?i mean they would be the only ones to know...so..why would they make it public even when shes married?read the article Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 still strikes me as odd that they never exchanged last names or pics.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvoskin Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Hey u know what they say....u always look for a perfect women that resembels your mother...or maybe it just us jews that say that ....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dkny8 Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Holy shit, are some of you this braindead? Did you click on the link? The article is from the WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, it's total bullshit from America's finest news source. Do you guys also believe the front page story about potatoes developing intelligence? http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 Do you guys also believe the front page story about potatoes developing intelligence? http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/are you saying they dont? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenl Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 lol. Funny joke. If you guys believe this you may enjoy the following story from the same paper as well. hehehe. http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/aliens/61249 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argdiesel Posted December 16 Report Share Posted December 16 dam i guess things change.. i did the online thing a long time ago.. thought i met the girl of my dreams... * in charlie murphy voice* (Wrong! Wrong!) we ended up being together for along time tho for about 4 years.. but shit didsnt work out..i even thought i was going to marry this girl it was an experience haha funny i'm telling you people this shit on here .this happened a while ago shit is nutzlol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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