howienewport Posted March 3 Report Share Posted March 3 I just took a shit that can only be described as "MIGHTY". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 i hate it when i have plans to go to the beach and my friend in town got sooo fucking wasted last night that now she's dead on the couch. fucking pissed.she turned 29 today... hooker shouldn't have drank so much last night.. whole day is ruined. this sucks. ughhhh!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 i hate it when i have plans to go to the beach and my friend in town got sooo fucking wasted last night that now she's dead on the couch. fucking pissed.she turned 29 today... hooker shouldn't have drank so much last night.. whole day is ruined. this sucks. ughhhh!!!!!!!!!put ice in her pants. it'll wake her up rather quickfor a more instant method, just slap her in the face and deny it when she wakes up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 i was mesmerized by this girl last night, and not in a good way. her idea of dancing was hopping up and down ridiculously fast like a fuckin rabbit. i couldnt stop staring at her. looked like the energizer bunny on speed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lalate Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 i hate it when i have plans to go to the beach and my friend in town got sooo fucking wasted last night that now she's dead on the couch. fucking pissed.she turned 29 today... hooker shouldn't have drank so much last night.. whole day is ruined. this sucks. ughhhh!!!!!!!!!Have the alarm clock turn on accidentally at full volume to "Welcome to the Jungle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 she was so drunk, she passed out on the bathroom floor.. and pissed on my rug. loli just washed it.. and i saw her skirt on the floor and it was wet. oopsie! LOLshe's alive now.. with a banging headache. I almost feel bad for her.. almost LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 ...is she hot?...send her to sedona next!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 just slap her in the face and deny it when she wakes up...must remember this one...lmao... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 ...is she hot?...send her to sedona next!...she's beyond hot.. .blonde with rockin' body.. she works out and has a 6-pack stomach... she was drunk dancing up on the stage at the bar. LMFAO i counted and she made $14 in ones. hahasuch a hooker thats why i love her even though she puked in my car, outside of my car, in the bathroom and pissed on the rug.. hell you only turn 29 once. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted March 4 Report Share Posted March 4 she sounds hot...put up some pics of her...especially with her pee'd on skirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 she sounds hot...put up some pics of her...especially with her pee'd on skirt lol its outside hanging up to dry. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamme Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 finishing the night off with 3 GMarnier shots right after each other....not such a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 5 Report Share Posted March 5 ...i need a tan.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 ...i need a tan....i am the next level of tan.. me and heather laid out at nick's pool today.. i'm sooooooooooo tan... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 Being back in the cold sucks ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 i am the next level of tan.. me and heather laid out at nick's pool today.. i'm sooooooooooo tan... ...pics?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 ...pics?...do you have a camera phone? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 ...yes indeedy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 ...yes indeedy...check your phone. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 ...lol...you look fucking great.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 ...lol...you look fucking great....Thanks phattie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weyes Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 hoping i can catch a good dj when i go to nyc later this month. too bad i don't have a saturday during my stay and i won't be able to see sasha and digweed (same night as i arrive) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 My yuckie little niece says my name now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 ...i went to mcdonalds the other day...my total was 6.66....mcdonalds IS the devil!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted March 6 Report Share Posted March 6 My yuckie little niece says my name now what'd she say before? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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