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For those of you who don't know, bottle whores are a fascinating breed of animal whose natural environment is the club. Much like a vulture who spots a dead carcass in the wild, a bottle whore who spots a man with a bottle in a club will circle the table and swoop in for the kill. The only difference is vultures use talons to hook their meat while the bottle whore uses her cleavage. When both animals are done feasting they fly away leaving nothing more than the bones (and maybe some cranberry juice)...

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For those of you who don't know, bottle whores are a fascinating breed of animal whose natural environment is the club. Much like a vulture who spots a dead carcass in the wild, a bottle whore who spots a man with a bottle in a club will circle the table and swoop in for the kill. The only difference is vultures use talons to hook their meat while the bottle whore uses her cleavage. When both animals are done feasting they fly away leaving nothing more than the bones (and maybe some cranberry juice)...

you're probably right, 9mile is probably dannyturtle.

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