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A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."

So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"

She replies "Middlesex."

He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?"

She replies,"Freehold."

Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"

She replies,"Point Pleasant."

Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?"

"No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."

The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"

Ya gotta love New Jersey!

Repost this if your from New Jersey.

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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet.

The boy now has company...

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: "My dad's outside.

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the

boy and mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is.

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy: "$750."

Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000."

The father says, "That's a sin to overcharge your friends like that.

Now you go to the church and confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy

sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't you start that shit you're in my closet now"

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Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."

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