danceshake Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Junior Vasquez at TWILO(MIAMI) 7/08/2006.... This should be interesting. Anyone have any info on the club's grand opening?It has not open yet, but any gossip about the place would be appreciated.http://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 the word is CACA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 It has not open yet, but any gossip about the place would be appreciated.I heard through the grapevine that it will not open on time. I also heard that the sound system will be quite nice. Furthermore, I heard that there will be a room populated with vacuum cleaners that look like the ones that will be designed in 2098. In the middle of that room, there will be a 6' x 2' aquarium and inside it will be a 9' x 4' hammerhead shark who will be fed enriched plutonium every hour on the hour. The vacuum cleaners will be placed so that they suck the water out of the aquarium. New water will be pumped in from 5 strategically located water fountains. Oh yeah... there might be a bar that serves $13 redbull substitutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 I heard through the grapevine that it will not open on time. I also heard that the sound system will be quite nice. Furthermore, I heard that there will be a room populated with vacuum cleaners that look like the ones that will be designed in 2098. In the middle of that room, there will be a 6' x 2' aquarium and inside it will be a 9' x 4' hammerhead shark who will be fed enriched plutonium every hour on the hour. The vacuum cleaners will be placed so that they suck the water out of the aquarium. New water will be pumped in from 5 strategically located water fountains. Oh yeah... there might be a bar that serves $13 redbull substitutes. brilliant no other club in Miami has ever thoght of serving such overpriced cheap drinks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danceshake Posted May 1 Author Report Share Posted May 1 Junior Vasquez at TWILO(MIAMI) 7/08/2006.... This should be interesting. I Love the gossip...More, more, morehttp://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Oh yeah... there might be a bar that serves $13 redbull substitutes. with the name of the club printed on the can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 JV=not my cup of tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danceshake Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 Junior Vasquez at TWILO(MIAMI) 7/08/2006.... This should be interesting. Hopefully they will post the DJ schedule soon so everyone can find the tea they like.http://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Hopefully they will post the DJ schedule soon so everyone can find the tea they like.http://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.htmlI like Long Island Iced Tea and Thai Iced Tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I Love the gossip...More, more, morehttp://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.htmlI heard the club will be ran by lesbian coke-head monkeys from Timbuktu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I wanna have some fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danceshake Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 Junior Vasquez at TWILO(MIAMI) 7/08/2006.... This should be interesting. More, more, morehttp://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 More, more, moreThat's what your mother said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danceshake Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 That's where I got that phrase from.Any gossip on Sound Factory (MIAMI)Junior Vasquez at TWILO(MIAMI) 7/08/2006.... This should be interesting. http://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 That's where I got that phrase from.Any gossip on Sound Factory (MIAMI)http://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.htmlYes. Despite its name, Sound Factory will be the world's first club catering to deaf people and dogs. While us normal people will think that there's no music playing, deaf people will be given special hearing aids at the door. These will be calibrated to receive only ultra high frequencies. The music will be transmitted on these ultra high frequencies.So to the average person, it will look like dogs and deaf people are dancing to silence. Oh yeah... to compete with Twilo, they will serve redbull substitutes priced at $12.99. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danceshake Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 http://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.htmlJunior Vasquez at TWILO(MIAMI) 7/08/2006.... This should be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djfrosty Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Yes. Despite its name, Sound Factory will be the world's first club catering to deaf people and dogs. While us normal people will think that there's no music playing, deaf people will be given special hearing aids at the door. These will be calibrated to receive only ultra high frequencies. The music will be transmitted on these ultra high frequencies.So to the average person, it will look like dogs and deaf people are dancing to silence. Oh yeah... to compete with Twilo, they will serve redbull substitutes priced at $12.99. Wow...sometimes I wonder how you think this stuff up. Must be that new 100 ft. water bong you just bought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Aren't you going to ask us what we have heard about Pacha? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danceshake Posted May 2 Author Report Share Posted May 2 Pacha is opening a club in Miami also?If they are not you can still post your gossip about them.http://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.htmlJunior Vasquez at TWILO(MIAMI) 7/08/2006.... This should be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Pacha is opening a club in Miami also?No. What the fuck are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Pacha is opening a club in Miami also?If they are not you can still post your gossip about them.yes, they are opening three locations, it's going to be so awesome and you are a pussy ass bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 I Love the gossip...More, more, morehttp://www.twilomiami.com/http://www.twilomiami.com/flashintro.htmlSend a pm to Saleen351. Tell him Parantula sent you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Pacha is opening a club in Miami also?If they are not you can still post your gossip about them.they are redecorating at the moment...something about gigantic cherries hanging off the ceiling so the trapeze artists could swing like monkeys off them.....anyways....it'll be open in the fall....stay tuned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 they are redecorating at the moment...something about gigantic cherries hanging off the ceiling so the trapeze artists could swing like monkeys off them.....anyways....it'll be open in the fall....stay tuned.Trapeze artists, cherry-poppin' chimpanzees and falling ceilings?!?!?! Just what kind of Cirque du Pacha is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Trapeze artists, cherry-poppin' chimpanzees and falling ceilings?!?!?! Just what kind of Cirque du Pacha is this? idk check toolmunkie.com for details Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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