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Well for starters:

- His patriotism and support for the US is analogous to that of a Hamas leader

- Has a behemothic head w/ a corpulent face and receding hairline

- Has a hard time walking after struggling to down a Mike's Hard Lemonade

- Unable to go out unless he is with at least five obscure female CP posters, which he recruits through his intensive PMing

- Moreover, he works the "we're just friends" angle until his consistent pestering and badgering finally gets him a little action - albeit blowing a whole week's paycheck on drinks for the females in question

- Has eaten out DJ Jon Stephen's sloppy seconds

- Hates his job and has been planning to "immediately" leave it for the past 3 yrs

-Denies his Ottoman origins

- His favorite NBA team until recently has been the Kings. He supportx them because of their "great team play", and not for the fact that they had at least 3 Serbs on the team for the past 5 years

-Supports Chelsea, however roots for Arsenal in the Champion's League final, despite the fact that they're bitter rivals. Apparently, he is ignorant to the term "bandwagon".

this all from a Polak..do i need to say anymore?

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