dgmodel Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 or have a woman in his life... or vice versa if its a female... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 I always pondered on that myself... He made Adam in the cast of himself, and then He made Eve for Adam, so Adam would have a partner. So you would think that God is lonely from this creation... if He thought that Adam would be lonely and made then Eve for him. So God must feel lonely.. and since he made Adam in the image of Himself, He Himself must feel lonely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 thats the fuckin problem..he's lonely...so he does all this shit that we question him doing...and wonder why would god do such a thing..its out of pure boredom ....lord knows ive done some ridiculous shit out of pure boredom..imagine if u were the supreme being? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 He does nothing wrong, WE are the ones who fuck it up... He's got to clean it up all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 do you think eva had an orgasm when she had sex with adam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 I shit on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver05 Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Because marriage sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 God made Adam and Eve so they could feel misery. God's too smart to get married - then he'd have to listen to his Godly wife talk about how fucking "perfect" he is and all that shit. Fucking women would bitch about the mistakes you make and then here comes GOD, all knowing and all seeing omnipotent being that has to keep some nagging wife happy. Fuck that - he already knows she's going to be a bitch so why deal with it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 there is no god... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 cause u killed him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 someone had to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippinsweet Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 or have a woman in his life... or vice versa if its a female...hes not married cause he dont wanna loose half of heaven when the bitch leaves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 hes not married cause he dont wanna loose half of heaven when the bitch leavesThat's the funniest thing I have heard all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 That's the funniest thing I have heard all day.so it must have been the day from hell for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 so it must have been the day from hell for you...see the wal-mart and darvocet post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fkornre Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 see the wal-mart and darvocet postheading there now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reeni Posted July 7 Report Share Posted July 7 someone had to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 I can at least prove why gods a man, and with a good sense of humor ...Most gay men, as far as i have seen, are usually well groomed, physically fit and over all very attractive. Thus making them the object of desire by most women. Bi-Sexual women are usually women who men want and find attractivefull blown dykes are chicks who look like dudes and are usually attracted to other butch looking bull dykes. From time to time, these dykes go the extra mile and convert bi-sexual hotties in dykes by using the pain these women have felt because of man ...but over all ... women want gay men and men dont want anything to do with full blow dykes. Maybe this can help explain why God isnt married, cause there are bi-sexual chicks who will do his bidding ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 I can at least prove why gods a man, and with a good sense of humor ...Most gay men, as far as i have seen, are usually well groomed, physically fit and over all very attractive. Thus making them the object of desire by most women. Bi-Sexual women are usually women who men want and find attractivefull blown dykes are chicks who look like dudes and are usually attracted to other butch looking bull dykes. From time to time, these dykes go the extra mile and convert bi-sexual hotties in dykes by using the pain these women have felt because of man ...but over all ... women want gay men and men dont want anything to do with full blow dykes. Maybe this can help explain why God isnt married, cause there are bi-sexual chicks who will do his bidding ...What the fuck are you smoking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elevatedflow Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 What the fuck are you smoking?come to festivus tomorrow and get down on the cypher and find out...but dont hate cause im right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyme Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted July 8 Report Share Posted July 8 ...isn't god not really a person ...i dont know how else to phrase that and im sure it sound idiotic.......but isnt he more of a higher being depending on your beliefs as opposed to say adam eve jesus etc...people who according to teachings "walked the earth"......which would explain his lack of need for something to poke on ...he didnt need to procreate with his dick .,..he just like made people out of ribs and shit....so yea...thats my take on this topic....when i think of GOD i think of a voice booming from the clouds lol.....i think a lot of people see a jesus looking person though when asked to picture god...since he is always depicted the same way and more frequently ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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