calebdead Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small pumpkins. Then maybe my enemy would pick up the pumpkin and think and ponder about the futility of war. And that would give me the time I need to hit him with a real grenade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 I love these little things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydup Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 why not use a gord? It has a handy handle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Yeah but the stem of that little punkin will poke someones eye out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 went to war, instead of throwing a grenade, I'd throw one of those small pumpkins. Then maybe my enemy would pick up the pumpkin and think and ponder about the futility of war. And that would give me the time I need to hit him with a real grenadedid you run out of material? why do you keep posting deep thoughts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barslut Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 Artist: ShaiSong: If I Ever Fall In Love AgainLyrics :Shai, comin' right back at ya baby...If I ever fall in love again,next time the lady will be... just... like youThe very first time that I saw your brown eyesYour lips said "hello" and I said hiI knew right then you were the oneBut I was caught up in physical attractionBut to my satisfactionBaby you were more than just a faceAnd if I ever fall in love againI will be sure that the lady is a friendand if I ever fall in love so trueI will be sure that the lady's just like youOoooh yeah.... the very next time she'll be my friendIf I say that I could be your one and onlyPromise, that you'll never leave me lonelyI just wanna be the one you needOh BabyI just wanna be the one to serve youSometimes I feel as if I don't deserve youI cherish every moment that we shareAnd if I ever fall in love againI will be sure that the lady is a friendand if I ever fall in love so trueI will be sure that the lady's just like youhey baby i made a promise, the next time I fell in love,my love would also be my friend..somebody who'll be there for me through thick and thin...to love me, to hold me, comfort me.Somebody who would be there with me all through the night.(somebody just like you)My friend, the very next time she will be my friendsomeone who I can believe inMy friend, the very next time she will be my friendMy friend, the very next time she will be my friendsomeone who I can believe inThe very next time she will be my friendAnd if I ever fall in love againI will be sure that the lady is a friendand if I ever fall in love so trueI will be sure that the lady's just like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 did you run out of material? why do you keep posting deep thoughts...dude, wtf are you talking about. material? im not a stand-up comedian. i know this is from SNL. but i think its funny. go back to posting links to random crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 dude, wtf are you talking about. material? im not a stand-up comedian. i know this is from SNL. but i think its funny. go back to posting links to random crap.you made a few other of these "random" posts but theyre just old jack handey quotes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 you made a few other of these "random" posts but theyre just old jack handey quotes...What an ironic bastard you are. You've copy and pasted old shit posts of yours into threads plenty of times. in fact nmn called you out on that before. I also know that those are jack handey quotes. i simply posted the ones i thought were funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 what did I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 what did I do?he copy and pasted one of his rants into a thread and you called him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 i think you got the wrong guy wasn't me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 yep.i really like how when you're backed into a corner and have no response because youre wrong, you give some bullshit idifferent, filler response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomembername Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 whats with the attitude caleb? attacking us like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calebdead Posted August 10 Author Report Share Posted August 10 i really like how when you're backed into a corner and have no response because youre wrong, you give some bullshit idifferent, filler response.and before you post some picture because i made a typo, i meant iNdifferent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 10 Report Share Posted August 10 i really like how when you're backed into a corner and have no response because youre wrong, you give some bullshit idifferent, filler response.i know i did it, im not denying it... i bumped the thread the day or two before... i just didnt feel like linking to the other thread to segue from the initial one... you got me i plaguerized myself... whoohoo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 I love drama on a message board. It's pointless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says ‘You.’ After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver05 Posted August 11 Report Share Posted August 11 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I’ll go over to the person’s house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I’m gone, but you know what I’ve left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says ‘You.’ After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.lol..I love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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