cookie6 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I ran over a poor little birdy And he looked at me before I crushed him I tried swerving out of the way but I still managed to kill the poor little sucker. I looked in my rear view mirror and he was smushed and then the doosh behind me ran him over again.It was horrible. I turned around to see if he was dead and then 2 more people squished him too.Im the worst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidoolongo Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Pictures? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 I ran over a poor little birdy And he looked at me before I crushed him I tried swerving out of the way but I still managed to kill the poor little sucker. I looked in my rear view mirror and he was smushed and then the doosh behind me ran him over again.It was horrible. I turned around to see if he was dead and then 2 more people squished him too.Im the worst I killed 17 ants today. But I bought a termite farm to make up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 ahhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 ...not sure how this is bad if you didnt intend on killing it...i killed a fat fucking spider the other day on purpose...that to me is actually worse cause i wanted it to die...die fucking spider, die!.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 I killed 2 geese when I was 17. It was natural selection though. I was doing about 80 MPH behind the Meadowlands and there was a flock of geese in the street. As I got closer, they started to fly away. I slowed down to about 55 but didn't go any slower than that because I thought they were all gonna fly away. And they did, except for these two mo mos that were standing there completely oblivious. Thump Thump!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moonmoon Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 how bad... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lolahotass Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 When i was 18 my girl Shawn and i were driving my truck up north on some back roads... we came over a hill and a racoon family was crossing the road.. i braked but still managed to kill 2 our of the 4 coons. We felt so bad.. we cried and said prayers for the dead racoons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 maybe i'm a little different but i feel no remorse about offing roadkill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver05 Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 I killed a duck about a month after I got my license. They were on the side the highway and as I changed the radio station I swerved a bit..and I heard a loud scream...and BUMP!..I felt so bad.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 ..ugh i fucking hate birds...they have no business being anywhere near a car..they have wings!..dont feel bad..i was in the passenger seat when my friend killed a german shepard...110% not her fault but still...she was sooo upset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kfitz73 Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 I ran over a poor little birdy And he looked at me before I crushed him I tried swerving out of the way but I still managed to kill the poor little sucker. I looked in my rear view mirror and he was smushed and then the doosh behind me ran him over again.It was horrible. I turned around to see if he was dead and then 2 more people squished him too.Im the worst :funny: :funny:I'm sorry, but reading this made me think of the scene in The Naked Gun when Ricardo Montalban (sp?) falls off the building, then gets run over by a car, then a school bus, then a steamroller, then the marching band, etc... :funny: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted August 18 Author Report Share Posted August 18 ..ugh i fucking hate birds...they have no business being anywhere near a car..they have wings!..dont feel bad..i was in the passenger seat when my friend killed a german shepard...110% not her fault but still...she was sooo upsetoh my goodness thats AWFULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I'm sorry, but reading this made me think of the scene in The Naked Gun when Ricardo Montalban (sp?) falls off the building, then gets run over by a car, then a school bus, then a steamroller, then the marching band, etc... :funny: thats what it was like lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 Ah, I know how you feel Cookie. I was on the highway going pretty fast when I ran over a turtle, which I only saw a split second before I ran over him. The car went thumpity-bump! over him, and in my rear-view I saw him scrambling across the road, moving quite fast out of fear or pain or whatnot. He obviously survived the hit, but I don't know for how long. I doubled back to try to find him in the brush and see if he was okay, since it looked (though impossible to be certain) that his shell was still intact before I lost sight of him behind me, but after searching the brush and wooded area at the side of the road, I never saw him again. Considering how much running over him had moved the car up off the road, I'd say his shell was quite solid. I only hoped that it wasn't split open and he didn't have internal injuries. When I was a kid I was on my way to a fishing trip with my father when a fewl birds swooped across the road suddenly from the left to the right, surprising us. But it was 4 birds that came from the left, and 3 birds that we saw again on the right, and after we pulled over one of them was smashed in the grill of the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 Ah, I know how you feel Cookie. I was on the highway going pretty fast when I ran over a turtle, which I only saw a split second before I ran over him. The car went thumpity-bump! over him, and in my rear-view I saw him scrambling across the road, moving quite fast out of fear or pain or whatnot. He obviously survived the hit, but I don't know for how long. I doubled back to try to find him in the brush and see if he was okay, since it looked (though impossible to be certain) that his shell was still intact before I lost sight of him behind me, but after searching the brush and wooded area at the side of the road, I never saw him again. Considering how much running over him had moved the car up off the road, I'd say his shell was quite solid. I only hoped that it wasn't split open and he didn't have internal injuries. When I was a kid I was on my way to a fishing trip with my father when a fewl birds swooped across the road suddenly from the left to the right, surprising us. But it was 4 birds that came from the left, and 3 birds that we saw again on the right, and after we pulled over one of them was smashed in the grill of the car. One time in band camp, I pissed on an ant colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bumpdaddy Posted August 19 Report Share Posted August 19 Punk Bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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