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You know what's pretty funny?

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Guest r3nz0

Of course you don't!

You don't know funny!

You wouldn't know funny if it smacked you upside the head, bitch. :)

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Guest cutchemist

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and says "For you, no charge."

Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says "I'll have what he's having."

Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm positive."

Definition: (Fe)male: Male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim.

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Guest JMT

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and says "For you, no charge."

Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says "I'll have what he's having."

Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm positive."

LOL, respect the chemist humor!

pretty funny stuff

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A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and says "For you, no charge."

Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says "I'll have what he's having."

Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm positive."

LOL, respect the chemist humor!

pretty funny stuff

I was lookin up jokes to respond to this post....I had 15 chemists crowed into my cubicle....if ur a chemist these r as god as it gets.....to you....i'm sure there pretty dorky...but thanx for keeping an open mind

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btw...i got a D in chemistry in High School

....my jounior year i kinda dropped out...got all D's....went back my senior year...quit everything even cig's....worked for 3M and as a waitress and went to school after school MWF3-5 to finish on time....

who'd a thunk?

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btw...i got a D in chemistry in High School

....my jounior year i kinda dropped out...got all D's....went back my senior year...quit everything even cig's....worked for 3M and as a waitress and went to school after school MWF3-5 to finish on time....

who'd a thunk?

quite a trooper 8)

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btw...i got a D in chemistry in High School

....my jounior year i kinda dropped out...got all D's....went back my senior year...quit everything even cig's....worked for 3M and as a waitress and went to school after school MWF3-5 to finish on time....

who'd a thunk?

quite a trooper 8)

or crazy

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Guest LdySphynx

One evening, a female police officer pulled a man over for DUI, and said, "You are under arrest. Anything you say, can and will be held against you. Do you want to say anything?" The drunk replied, "Nice boobs."

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The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin. It's just a mistake."

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Guest LdySphynx

Ha Ha....I just saw this pretty Clever!!!!

W. I. F. E.

Washing

Ironing

Fucking

Etc....

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