Guest r3nz0 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Of course you don't!You don't know funny!You wouldn't know funny if it smacked you upside the head, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cutchemist Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and says "For you, no charge." Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says "I'll have what he's having." Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm positive." Definition: (Fe)male: Male with iron added, for greater strength, ductility, and magnetisim. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm positive." ;Dhahaha good stuff ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted October 14 Report Share Posted October 14 A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and says "For you, no charge." Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says "I'll have what he's having." Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm positive." LOL, respect the chemist humor! pretty funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest djcarlosf Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 two jews walk into a bar....they buy it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 damn straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cutchemist Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him, and says "For you, no charge." Two fermions walk into a bar. One orders a drink. The other says "I'll have what he's having." Two atoms bump into each other. One says "I think I lost an electron!" The other asks, "Are you sure?", to which the first replies, "I'm positive." LOL, respect the chemist humor! pretty funny stuffI was lookin up jokes to respond to this post....I had 15 chemists crowed into my cubicle....if ur a chemist these r as god as it gets.....to you....i'm sure there pretty dorky...but thanx for keeping an open mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 i honestly thought they were funny. i always liked chemistry in high school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cutchemist Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cutchemist Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 btw...i got a D in chemistry in High School....my jounior year i kinda dropped out...got all D's....went back my senior year...quit everything even cig's....worked for 3M and as a waitress and went to school after school MWF3-5 to finish on time....who'd a thunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 btw...i got a D in chemistry in High School....my jounior year i kinda dropped out...got all D's....went back my senior year...quit everything even cig's....worked for 3M and as a waitress and went to school after school MWF3-5 to finish on time....who'd a thunk?quite a trooper 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewChibale Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 yo' mama so fatthat she jumpedand she got stucked in the airlolllllllllll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V. Barbarino Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 a black guy walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "where did you get him"the parot says "africa"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cutchemist Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 btw...i got a D in chemistry in High School....my jounior year i kinda dropped out...got all D's....went back my senior year...quit everything even cig's....worked for 3M and as a waitress and went to school after school MWF3-5 to finish on time....who'd a thunk?quite a trooper 8)or crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 One evening, a female police officer pulled a man over for DUI, and said, "You are under arrest. Anything you say, can and will be held against you. Do you want to say anything?" The drunk replied, "Nice boobs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JMT Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 how does a skunk call home?on his smell-ular phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?" "Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am." The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin. It's just a mistake." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LdySphynx Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 Ha Ha....I just saw this pretty Clever!!!!W. I. F. E.WashingIroningFuckingEtc.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest endymion Posted October 15 Report Share Posted October 15 That confessional joke provoked some hilarity in my corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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