Guest Slide On The Ice Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Devilicious, you're a bartender?Yep. bar·tend·er [noun] - one who simply cannot get enough of licking guys' balls, namely guys whose names end in zo and begin with renMaybe I'm dyslexic...I wonder who that could be??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slide On The Ice Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Heck, I am not even Jewish (much) and I love the matzah! Back when I went to church more, we celebrated Passover every year and I got a taste for matzah and horseradish! Yummmmmmmy.I thought for this year that I'd like to have my unleavened bread extra spicy, so that my seder guests will say, "thatsa hotsa matzah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrzyC1414779017 Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Devilicious, you're a bartender?Yep. bar·tend·er [noun] - one who simply cannot get enough of licking guys' balls, namely guys whose names end in zo and begin with renROFL!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 14 Author Report Share Posted April 14 Devilicious, you're a bartender?Yep. bar·tend·er [noun] - one who simply cannot get enough of licking guys' balls, namely guys whose names end in zo and begin with renBWHAHHHHAHHHHHAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Devilicious Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Renzo, dammit! That's how rumors get started!lmaaaaaopunk.For the record I lick no one's balls, especially anyone whose name begins in ren and ends in zo. Yes Slide, I am a bartender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slide On The Ice Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Renzo, dammit! That's how rumors get started!lmaaaaaopunk.For the record I lick no one's balls, especially anyone whose name begins in ren and ends in zo. Yes Slide, I am a bartender.What about those whose names begin with Sli...and end in ...ice? Nah, I keed, I keed. That's cool then. I'll be looking forward to having my bar tended by you. That sounded like a sly innuendo but have no worries. Be sure to smile big tomorrow night because I'll probably bring my camera and snap the Junkies I meet. ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miss_Digital Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Renzo, dammit! That's how rumors get started!lmaaaaaopunk.For the record I lick no one's balls, especially anyone whose name begins in ren and ends in zo. Yes Slide, I am a bartender.What about those whose names begin with Sli...and end in ...ice? Nah, I keed, I keed. That's cool then. I'll be looking forward to having my bar tended by you. That sounded like a sly innuendo but have no worries. Be sure to smile big tomorrow night because I'll probably bring my camera and snap the Junkies I meet. ;Dyou never have to ask... I bring big smiles everywhere I go ;D and shez a good one! 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slide On The Ice Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Renzo, dammit! That's how rumors get started!lmaaaaaopunk.For the record I lick no one's balls, especially anyone whose name begins in ren and ends in zo. Yes Slide, I am a bartender.What about those whose names begin with Sli...and end in ...ice? Nah, I keed, I keed. That's cool then. I'll be looking forward to having my bar tended by you. That sounded like a sly innuendo but have no worries. Be sure to smile big tomorrow night because I'll probably bring my camera and snap the Junkies I meet. ;Dyou never have to ask... I bring big smiles everywhere I go ;DI've noticed. That's why I like having you on my myspace page, even though we don't know each other well. I like your smile, and the attitude that seems to be behind that smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryan2772 Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 Renzo, dammit! That's how rumors get started!lmaaaaaopunk.For the record I lick no one's balls, especially anyone whose name begins in ren and ends in zo. Yes Slide, I am a bartender.What about those whose names begin with Sli...and end in ...ice? Nah, I keed, I keed. That's cool then. I'll be looking forward to having my bar tended by you. That sounded like a sly innuendo but have no worries. Be sure to smile big tomorrow night because I'll probably bring my camera and snap the Junkies I meet. ;Dyou never have to ask... I bring big smiles everywhere I go ;DI've noticed. That's why I like having you on my myspace page, even though we don't know each other well. I like your smile and the smiles of the people with you (in your pics). ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slide On The Ice Posted April 14 Report Share Posted April 14 God, I sound like such a flirt! ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 14 Author Report Share Posted April 14 ill prolly drop in for a bit for terry ..... ill do my best... ;D....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 16 Author Report Share Posted April 16 ok here is my rant..go get my car serviced..... its free cuz i have this warranty crap i got stuck with when i got my car (long story.)so i get there and they have to do the wheel alignment and whatever else they do at 15k so thats 106 bucksIF U GO TO FIRSTESTONE ITS 130 FOR LIFETIME OF UR CAR FOR THIS SERVICEHERE ITS 100 A POPBUTTTTTTTTTTTT heres the rub..... if i go to firestone i lose my lifetime batteries and tires for life service planwtfffffffff............ they have me by the balls > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slide On The Ice Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Blingaling, you missed a great time last night. And great sushi too! ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ddg Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 ok here is my rant..go get my car serviced..... its free cuz i have this warranty crap i got stuck with when i got my car (long story.)so i get there and they have to do the wheel alignment and whatever else they do at 15k so thats 106 bucksIF U GO TO FIRSTESTONE ITS 130 FOR LIFETIME OF UR CAR FOR THIS SERVICEHERE ITS 100 A POPBUTTTTTTTTTTTT heres the rub..... if i go to firestone i lose my lifetime batteries and tires for life service planwtfffffffff............ they have me by the balls >i have firestone lifetime alignment and rotation and shit....its def saved me a couple of bones down the road.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 driving down US-1 bit of a tie up not too bad .. i look to my immediate right on SW 27th Avenue and i see a dead body under a yellow sheet in the southbound lane on US-1. What a lovely sight :-X :-Xtraffic homicide van on scene. looks like a hit and run.. someone was crossing the street. I think it was a woman i tried to see the shoes that were stickin out under the tarpso sad... :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Electric Eel Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 driving down US-1 bit of a tie up not too bad .. i look to my immediate right on SW 27th Avenue and i see a dead body under a yellow sheet in the southbound lane on US-1. What a lovely sight :-X :-Xtraffic homicide van on scene. looks like a hit and run.. someone was crossing the street. I think it was a woman i tried to see the shoes that were stickin out under the tarpso sad... :'(Glad I didnt go that way this morning, I live pretty close to 27th ave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 :-\ :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lulamishka Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 I had a flat tire this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slide On The Ice Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 ^ I hope you had AAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest lulamishka Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 ^ I hope you had AAA. Well, it wasn't all the way flat just yet, but it was bad enough, imo. I was able to drive it to the nearest Tire Kingdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 ok they fucked my car upsince i got my wheel alignment my car yesterday took 3 times to crank it to start..then today leaving lunch i turned it on.. all the lights were on.. and i put it in reverse my steering wheel was kinda locked up till i shut down and restarteedwtf .. all i did was a wheel alignment.. i called them they said that it didnt sond like a problem cuz of a wheel algingmentcant take it in cuz its in bfe.. not till the weekend and that will be tough.. with my party scheduleackkkkkkkkkkkkk what could it be the transmisison.. everything was fine before these fucktards touched it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pod Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 Get a Battery Brain if you have a habit of leaving your lights on. A friend of mine did, and we'd always have to jump his van. Then he got one of these devices.Basically, the Battery Brain is a disconnect switch which disconnects your battery if the charge goes below a certain point. When you come back, you just reset it and your car starts back up as normal, and accumulates a charge as you drive, like normal.Google for it, there's like 20 places that sell it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Miss_Digital Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 i turned it on.. all the lights were on.. and i put it in reverse my steering wheel was kinda locked up till i shut down and restarteed well this happens soometimes depending on the way you parkif you wheels were turning in ... and not straight it could lock the steering wheel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted April 17 Author Report Share Posted April 17 hmmm i did park crappy it wasnt completely locked but basically it might has well been if this happens again this week im takin it in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slide On The Ice Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 ^ I hope you had AAA. Well, it wasn't all the way flat just yet, but it was bad enough, imo. I was able to drive it to the nearest Tire Kingdom.Good for you then. You probably just needed a plug rather than a new tire, hopefully, but it probably set you back and made you very late for work, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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