lukeyblueyez Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 doen anyone have any interesting stories they would like to share about acts with animals? the only one i really have is a friend of mine got really drunk one night and started jerking off my other friends doberman. was real funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Uggh- a friend of ours told us that one time her cat was in heat and so miserable that they had to get her off. They called some guy who, as she put it "knew what to do."GROSS!!! Can you imagine making a phone call, "Hey, yeah, so I hear you know how to masturbate cats?"She was going to give us the details, but my boyfriend and I were absolutely horrified and made her stop! We were like, and you felt the need to tell us this because...?------------------ Let me take you on a journey into bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Originally posted by tastyt:Uggh- a friend of ours told us that one time her cat was in heat and so miserable that they had to get her off. They called some guy who, as she put it "knew what to do."GROSS!!! Can you imagine making a phone call, "Hey, yeah, so I hear you know how to masturbate cats?"She was going to give us the details, but my boyfriend and I were absolutely horrified and made her stop! We were like, and you felt the need to tell us this because...?Oh my god!!! What, is there a listing for that int eh phone book??? Cat Masturbation??? Ewwww thats disgusting!!!Oh God...------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Originally posted by clubkat:meow....purrrrrr....there was this one time I was really hot and steamy.....purrrr....I found my masters arm and started rubbing this pussies pussy on it.....purrrrr....meowmeow......he seemed to enjoy it!....meow....sorry kiddies...... GOOD MORNING!!! LMAO d.. you're so dirty and bad... i love it!! ------------------ life's a ride... pack light...AIM: dELERiUM 540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Right well you know at most zoo's they have breeding programs. Well most won't bread and some it's too dangerous.. like elephants for instance.So it's somebodies job to go round and masterbate the elephants.. couldn't pay me enough to do that job.------------------I want to go out blazing..not fade away.Trust in the currency of relationships, it's hard to earn but easy to loose - back2basics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Originally posted by back2basics-:Right well you know at most zoo's they have breeding programs. Well most won't bread and some it's too dangerous.. like elephants for instance.So it's somebodies job to go round and masterbate the elephants.. couldn't pay me enough to do that job.Wow... I will never again say that MY job sucks!!! ------------------ Let me take you on a journey into bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 Originally posted by tastyt: Wow... I will never again say that MY job sucks!!! LMAO!!!! ------------------ life's a ride... pack light...AIM: dELERiUM 540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torontotrance Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 ewwwwww sex with animals..........DISGUSTING------------------"No Sound System Is Safe"-Leftfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 lmao!! beastiality has made yet another stop on the sex boards... this shit just cracks me up.. and yeah ive seen someone jerk a dog off too.. it's pretty fuckin gross.. ------------------ life's a ride... pack light...AIM: dELERiUM 540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starcapone Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 icky poo..i don't go there! ------------------"You're only young once and if you work it right, once is enough""A dirty book gathers no dust""Often fame is a matter of dying at the right time""Hollywood drink-Marriage on the rocks""Don't look before you leap, it'll ruin the surprise" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 meow....purrrrrr....there was this one time I was really hot and steamy.....purrrr....I found my masters arm and started rubbing this pussies pussy on it.....purrrrr....meowmeow......he seemed to enjoy it!....meow....sorry kiddies...... GOOD MORNING!!! LMAO ------------------ *How many licks does it take?* *Shake it baby, Shake it!* AiM: XxXccess(*SHAGFEST 2001* Cumming soon!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mugwump Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 well besides the already famouse peanut butter stories I've never actually (thank goodness) have ever seen or heard of any one getting off to a dog..I've seen lots of sick shit on the internet though..But one of the funniest stories I read was about this woman that owned a monkey.She apperantly got drunk and passed out naked on a couch spread eagle..when she woke up she realized that her thighs where bruised and she was sore as if she'd had long hard sex all night.fearing someone had broken into the house she called 911 and reported a sexual abuse case..The doctor found Sperm inside her vagina and began an anylisis for HIV..to everyone's surprise the test came back negetive but turned out to be MONKEY SPERM! (all together now..ewwwwwwwwww!)I'll try and find the article on line..it was fucking hilariouse!I wonder if she ever looked at that little stinky horny monkey the same ever again..who knows,maybe they eventualy settled down somewhere together. ------------------ "Cartoons are the real deal. I think humans are the FAKES!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmoonshine Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Originally posted by mugwump:well besides the already famouse peanut butter stories I've never actually (thank goodness) have ever seen or heard of any one getting off to a dog..I've seen lots of sick shit on the internet though..But one of the funniest stories I read was about this woman that owned a monkey.She apperantly got drunk and passed out naked on a couch spread eagle..when she woke up she realized that her thighs where bruised and she was sore as if she'd had long hard sex all night.fearing someone had broken into the house she called 911 and reported a sexual abuse case..The doctor found Sperm inside her vagina and began an anylisis for HIV..to everyone's surprise the test came back negetive but turned out to be MONKEY SPERM! (all together now..ewwwwwwwwww!)I'll try and find the article on line..it was fucking hilariouse!I wonder if she ever looked at that little stinky horny monkey the same ever again..who knows,maybe they eventualy settled down somewhere together. LMAO!!!!! now that is hilarious!------------------ life's a ride... pack light...AIM: dELERiUM 540 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romy20 Posted April 28 Report Share Posted April 28 Ok, now thats really gross!!! But its pretty funny too!!! ------------------ ARE YOU FEELING IT?_________________________clubchick20@hotmail.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest danwang Posted May 1 Report Share Posted May 1 Originally posted by djmoonshine:] and yeah ive seen someone jerk a dog off too.. it's pretty fuckin gross.. In person , or on video ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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