lordhenry Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 Oakenfold was not actually ill, he actually suffers from a fear of flying, a bit like BA Baracas from the A-Team. Whenever he travels the lads at Perfecto have to put together an intricate plan to dupe him and it normally works. This time he caught wind of the plan, which involved a pet monkey, a tranquilizer gun and a German priest. Old Oakie took off down the road before before he was cornered by the German priest, who used to be an Olympic weight lifter for East Germany. Anyway to cut a long story short, the gang managed to bundle Oakenfold onto the plane and although a bit grogy, he will be playing tonight. The German priest will not be in attendance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 Lol, like it.------------------I want to go out blazing not fade away.It's not just about the notes played, it's about the spaces in-between. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubledown11 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 And I heard Oakie was afraid that Elian's Miami relatives were going to ambush him at the airport and try to keep him here with thousands of court appeals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 Have you ever seen BA Baracus & Oakie in the SAME room...something to ponder...------------------Din Da Da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markds Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 I did once at a Star Trek convention in Warsaw, Poland...it was very surreal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted July 13 Report Share Posted July 13 That makes sense, cause Oakie speaks Klingon.The pieces are finally coming together!------------------Din Da Da Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordhenry Posted July 13 Author Report Share Posted July 13 flying can be dangerous although I find this story a bit implaussible as it happened to me some years in almost the exact set of circumstances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randy Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 I heard he stole Stanley's mop and Weird Al Yankovic got dressed up like Rambo to go after him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dschwed Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 Good ol Stanley Spadowski------------------Everything will be perfect .... tonight and forever.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markds Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 that is a great story, you are a funny human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordhenry Posted July 14 Author Report Share Posted July 14 I think I know that German priest is his namePeder Fealiakk? and isn't he Dutch originally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted July 14 Report Share Posted July 14 clogs and altar boys. hmmm, interesting combination.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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