rachel1997 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Is The Chemistry Right?1. When you look at him does he:a) make eye contact? (he's on E) stare into space? (he's on K)c) stare at your crotch?(he's on G)2. When you first met him did he:a) hug you? (E) rub his crotch on you?(G)c) no acknowledge your presence? (K)3. When you kiss him does he taste like:a) a lollipop? (E) a veterinarian's office? (K)c) a bar of cheap soap? (G)4. Does he say:a) I love you? (E) I want you? (G)c) Who are you? (K)5. Are his eyes:a) half open? (too much K) frozen open? (too much E)c) frozen shut? (too much G)6. Does he look like:a) he dropped something on the floor? (E) he's trying to find the floor? (K)c) he's on the floor? (G)7. When you talk to him, is he:a) unaware that he's mumbling his sentences? (K) not finishing his words? (G)c) talking in tongues? (everything)8. When you're standing in line, does he:a) smile at the person in front of him? (E) hit on the person in front of him? (G)c) hold his balance on the person in front of him? (K)9. When you found him was he:a) wandering around aimlessly? (E) drooped over the back of his friend? (K)c) leaning against the wall? (G)10. Does he dance:a) like the energizer bunny? (E) with his arms around 4 other guys? (K)c) rubbing his crotch on the speaker? (G)11. When he passes out, does he do it:a) on the dance floor? (K) in the mood room? (E)c) anywhere he wants? (G)12. When you take him home, does he:a) want to light candles and take a shower? (E) sit down and hold his head? (G)c) blow his nose? (K) ----> Taken from deeper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cesarleo Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 THAT'S GREAT!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pershoot Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 that was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amalkav Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Hey Rachel ! So this is what they pay U in your work for ? Keep it going ! Love Amalka------------------I've told myself so many times beforeBut this time I think I mean it for sureWe have reached a full stopNothing's going to save us from the big drop.. "DM" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molly25 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 That was GREAT!!! and all soooo true ------------------.·:*¨¨*:·. I'm not a bad girl, Just a good girl that acts bad .·:*¨¨*:·. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Hee hee, that's really funny!------------------ I LEAD A DOUBLE LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apdiddy Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 thats some funny shit! did you make that up?------------------mmmmnnnn donuts...*drool* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel1997 Posted September 14 Author Report Share Posted September 14 Originally posted by p00h:thats some funny shit! did you make that up?Nope, Like I mentioned in the bottom of the post, someone posted it on deeper so I am sharing it with you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nlichau Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 That was great!VERY funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copleyc Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 brilliant Rachel!!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divvalicious Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Tooooooo funny!!!! hahahahaha------------------~DoNt HaTe ThE PLaYa, HaTe ThE GaMe!!!~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Rachel,Thank you for posting that!! It made my day and it's soooo true!------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 dirtyslapper, fat slags .. like it.------------------I want to go out blazing not fade away.I can resist anything but temptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinedancer Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Hilarious AND true!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
factory156 Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 very very funny....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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