david_letterman Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Number Ten:Olympics coverage pre-empted the Starsky & Hutch reruns.Number Nine:They heard Andy Rooney was going to be there. (way to go Rooney, you schmuck!)Number Eight:When your all hopped up on steroids and cocaine you need to find something to do.Number Seven:Officer Nick O'Rourke a.k.a. "DJ BeatOfficer" was jealous of Dannys ranking on the Musik Magazine list. Number Six: Twilo, Sound Factory, and Exit all paid their bribes on time this week.Number Five:The precinct's internet connection was down, and they had no access to the NAMBLA message boards.Number Four:After that last report on 20/20 someone had to do something about that dangerous "hug drug".Number Three:Finding and arresting real criminals is just too damn difficult and too damn dangerous.Number Two:They knew they would be able to give Schwingep a body cavity search.And Last But Not Least, Ladies and Gentlemen,The Number One Reason the NYPD Raided Vinyl on Friday:Getting to keep the pills dropped on the floor during the raid; cause everyone on the force knows that dropping a crushed up tab of E in an eleven year olds Slurpee almost guarantees "they'll be a gettin' some".[This message has been edited by david_letterman (edited 09-25-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 That was good... LOL------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krakhed Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 that wasn't good...that was greeeaaatttt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie_pep Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by david_letterman:The Number One Reason the NYPD Raided Vinyl on Friday:The pills dropped on floor during the raid; cause everyone of the force knows that dropping a crushed up tab of E in an eleven year olds Slurpee almost guarantees "they'll be a gettin' some".Maybe I'm too baked right now but that doesn,t make one bit of sense The rest is mad funny ------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Ha! Ha! Haaaa, NAMBLA, hee hee..... Very funny!------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h0nus Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Wow. Funny stuff. How about a list for top 10 reasons that Twilo WON'T get busted this Friday night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kay parker jr. Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 thats some funy shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shinedancer Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mp3some Posted September 25 Report Share Posted September 25 Originally posted by h0nus:Wow. Funny stuff. How about a list for top 10 reasons that Twilo WON'T get busted this Friday night?Seriously.... I have no idea how all this club busting goes down, but twilo better be clear this friday.... I've been waiting too long for this night, and I would really really HATE it if the pigs mess up my party.....-------------------------Peace, Love & Twilo for Everyone!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herbalist Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 LMAO Damn bitches. Next time I'm in town, I'll make sure to greese some pigs myself so DT can spin non-stop.------------------Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both, And be one traveler, long I stood, And looked down one as far as I could...I shall be telling this with a sigh, Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference.--RF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 LOL.Nah what it REALLY was..Danny wanted to check out Richie Hawtin, so he got his mates down NYPD to sort it for him... remember DJ's carn't ring in sick, so this was his only option...------------------I want to go out blazing not fade away.I can resist anything but temptation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 I will never, ever get tired of this crap.Keep it comin'.------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schwingep Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Ya know, everytime I hear the snapping of the latex glove it just send chills down my spine - Pete ------------------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crossymaster Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 Yo that was some funny shit.The raid itself blew though. 2 out of the last 3 fuckin' times I've been there, the pigs raided. I just can't understand how there is nothing better for them to do with their time. Aren't there lots of all night coffee and donut shops for them to protect?I can't beleive these "pro cops" ads in the subway. Like some ad is going to make me think cops do good things. Never in my life have I been helped by a cop. Perhaps if they spent the money on customer (i.e. citizens) service classes instead of shitty subway ads the cops would act like normal people instead of pigs on a power trip and then people would respect them also and they wouldn't need those shit ads.Ahh, it feels so good to vent.------------------ BAC If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shannah Posted September 26 Report Share Posted September 26 That was great! No.3 & No.6 say it all. You should make these up more often... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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