Crackorn Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 I'm always up for some new and improved ways to blast one out. Since I never "get any", save for my occasional rendevous with Rich Suede, I need to know some other ways besides the conventional "hand" thing. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE my hand, he's been very good to me over my 16 year masturbation career. Ready.........GO!------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Left Right Left... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jprutig Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 you don't have access to a goat, do you?------------------you can judge the quality and content of one's character by the way they treat someone that can do nothing for them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 your a very smart man, so i'm guessing you have allready tryed the "sit on your hand untill its numb" feeling allready,,try gettin a pocket pussahhhhhh!hehehexoxoxo mwwwwahz------------------~LiPz~ aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them."/>http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 i hang my heisman trophy from my sac . . .i call it, duh, the heisman . . .------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by peeps:you don't have access to a goat, do you?Actually, being a Greek I do have a bunch of goats but my parents don't let me chill with them alone. I think they're on to me.....------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divalicious Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 I knew a guy who used a chicken cutlet.I could lend you a hand every now and again if you'd like...Because I'm such a good friend.------------------ Peace Love Happiness y'all DivaliciousNYC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted January 12 Author Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by divalicious:I knew a guy who used a chicken cutlet.I could lend you a hand every now and again if you'd like...Because I'm such a good friend.Cooked or raw? I don't think your hand could be as experienced as mine........------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 just drill a hole in a watermelon heated up a lil warmer then room temp..and skull fuk it..::runs in circle trying to bite her own ear::sorry i got cabin fever.....------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929"if g-d hates freaks so much, then why did he create them? Freaks are like gormet dishes in SoHo restaurants. Cucuembers with lemon mousse on salmon baked with chocolate. It dosen't make sence. Its inedible. But some chef keeps comming up with more and more bizarre combinations. And theres always people to eat them." http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daigoro Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 Originally posted by LikmyLipz:just drill a hole in a watermelon heated up a lil warmer then room temp..and skull fuk it..^^ROTFFL^^ Chicken?? That's sick. I wonder if you could catch salmonela from fucking a piece of raw chicken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmgreenz Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 squick. Originally posted by LikmyLipz:just drill a hole in a watermelon heated up a lil warmer then room temp..and skull fuk it..::runs in circle trying to bite her own ear::sorry i got cabin fever.....------------------DM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suedenyc Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 Originally posted by divalicious:I knew a guy who used a chicken cutlet.Chicken cutlets are for boys...Real men use the whole chicken! ------------------Peace,Love & Hairgrease,Rich Suede Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robocock Posted January 14 Report Share Posted January 14 goto a sex store and buy yourself a rubber pussy and some lubricant.. it's a good sex and exercise toy(good for abs and hips exercises) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keshiki Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by peeps:you don't have access to a goat, do you?LOL...you have my kind of humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookedcorn Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Crack, where did you learn your whoring ways?------------------alsoabump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviljav666 Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Let us know how far YOUR BLASTED!!!!!!!!!!! SHOUT TO THE DEVIL!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted January 15 Author Report Share Posted January 15 I tried the whole chicken last night, it was eh..... Rubber pussy, too involved. I might as well use real pussy in that case...........------------------Too crazy for Boys Town, too much of a boy for Crazy Town.Where are we again?AIM: crackorn71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxwingin Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Little known fact- Mussolini kept the trains running on time. Even less of a known fact- J. Crack is a lying, theiving WHORE!------------------thisisabump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noiseboy Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 haven't you seen Real Sex 1 - uhhhhh, what number they on now?? two fifty-four??actually, one of 'em has a great segment on how to jerk off a guy and give him good head. . . very enlightening. . . ------------------women are my favorite drug. . . they're the ones that fuck you up the most!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suhel Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Originally posted by suedenyc: Chicken cutlets are for boys...Real men use the whole chicken! You guys have killed my mood for the day...this was better than a cold shower!------------------Email-DJSuhel@aol.comAIM - DJSuhel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 apple pie anyone?I heard you should use your left (so it feels like someone else is doing it for ya)Hope this helps ------------------aim: djmikedrDJmikeDR@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LikmyLipz Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 hahahahaha you all be illin------------------aim:LikmyLipzicq:101504929e-mail:LikmyLipz@aol.com http://hometown.aol.com/lipzlipzlipz/LIPZ.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkwardscience Posted January 15 Report Share Posted January 15 Why don't you try fucking Suzzy- Its an old group home remedy for not going out- Its like a homemade pocket pussy- you'll need some old socks-a 20oz plastic pop bottle-a piece of string and a rubber glove or maybee even a condom-1.cut the top off the bottle-2.tie the string to the bottom of the glove-3.run the string through the bottom of the bottle and then tie if off so you can't pull the glove out-4.put the socks in the bottle makeing it as tight or loose as you want it then just pull the rim of the glove over the rim of the bottle and start diggin-enjoyPEACE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cathyo Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by awkwardscience:Why don't you try fucking Suzzy- Its an old group home remedy for not going out- Its like a homemade pocket pussy- you'll need some old socks-a 20oz plastic pop bottle-a piece of string and a rubber glove or maybee even a condom-1.cut the top off the bottle-2.tie the string to the bottom of the glove-3.run the string through the bottom of the bottle and then tie if off so you can't pull the glove out-4.put the socks in the bottle makeing it as tight or loose as you want it then just pull the rim of the glove over the rim of the bottle and start diggin-enjoyPEACE Or you could just buy one...Very detailed ------------------ A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to it's old dimensions.~*~*~Don't use time or words carelessly, neither can be retrieved.~*~*~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickijay Posted January 16 Report Share Posted January 16 Originally posted by awkwardscience:Why don't you try fucking Suzzy- Its an old group home remedy for not going out- Its like a homemade pocket pussy- you'll need some old socks-a 20oz plastic pop bottle-a piece of string and a rubber glove or maybee even a condom-1.cut the top off the bottle-2.tie the string to the bottom of the glove-3.run the string through the bottom of the bottle and then tie if off so you can't pull the glove out-4.put the socks in the bottle makeing it as tight or loose as you want it then just pull the rim of the glove over the rim of the bottle and start diggin-enjoyPEACE oh yeah,some of the old geezers in my nursing home made one of those yesterday. they only made one between four of them b/c their hands aren't what they used to be (ya know, parkinsons, arthritis....) so they have to take turns...it's getting ugly around these parts!------------------ Boink like a snow bunny!!!uknj@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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