blueangel Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 I was just talking to my girlfriend over the phone . . . and we got into the subject of worst sex ever!!! What was some of your worst experience?Mine was about 7 years ago when I was seeing this guy and we've been seeing eachother for about a couple of weeks. One night we started to make out real heavy and I was sooooo ready for him. However, he was so clueless with the condom that he put it on backwards!!! Well . . . needless to say . . . that scorched out my fire in no time.If a guy doesn't even know how to put on a condom then how the hell is he gonna know what to do with me?? BlueAngel------------------"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it."- W.M. Lewis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 Originally posted by blueangel:I was just talking to my girlfriend over the phone . . . and we got into the subject of worst sex ever!!! What was some of your worst experience?Mine was about 7 years ago when I was seeing this guy and we've been seeing eachother for about a couple of weeks. One night we started to make out real heavy and I was sooooo ready for him. However, he was so clueless with the condom that he put it on backwards!!! Well . . . needless to say . . . that scorched out my fire in no time.If a guy doesn't even know how to put on a condom then how the hell is he gonna know what to do with me?? BlueAngelI had a few real bad ones but since this board has ears I'd rather not talk about 'em here ;-)------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted September 8 Report Share Posted September 8 LOLLLPoor Casey------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artful Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 I'd say the worst sex you could ever have is when you think/know for sure you're gonna get some and it's like, SIKE----------!!!!!!------------------ <I'm a Fire-starter> --- When the Artful speaks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alrousasa Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 hey blueangel Im up for you anyday honey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carsonfever Posted September 11 Report Share Posted September 11 I didnt think there was a such thing as bad sex...hehe..Mike.------------------FeverUSC@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 My worset sex was just a few months ago. I was seeing this guy who thinks he is slim shady. Hes really not my type appearance wise or even personality but something drew me to him. Well, he has problems. He SWAERS he is Gods gift to women in bed....sorry honey but YOURE NOT! He doesnt go down, doesnt finger, NOTHING. He pushes in out with his little dick and does nothing to help the female achieve orgasm. No wonder everyone says they dont sleep with him more than once unless theyre really fucked up and cant find anyone else. He has no idea what hes doing. Wehn I got on top, I deff gave him the RIDE OF HIS LIFE. He for sure enevr had anything liek that. He still begs to have sex at times when hes drunk but that was pitiful. Cant even finger. What kind of foreplay is that??------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by misskittie:My worset sex was just a few months ago. I was seeing this guy who thinks he is slim shady. Hes really not my type appearance wise or even personality but something drew me to him. Well, he has problems. He SWAERS he is Gods gift to women in bed....sorry honey but YOURE NOT! He doesnt go down, doesnt finger, NOTHING. He pushes in out with his little dick and does nothing to help the female achieve orgasm. No wonder everyone says they dont sleep with him more than once unless theyre really fucked up and cant find anyone else. He has no idea what hes doing. Wehn I got on top, I deff gave him the RIDE OF HIS LIFE. He for sure enevr had anything liek that. He still begs to have sex at times when hes drunk but that was pitiful. Cant even finger. What kind of foreplay is that??I'll finger you ...call me------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Poor Casey!!! awww . . . I think the worst kind of sex is with someone who is only out for his/herself . . . no real foreplay, no care in the world . . . I have gotten up and walked out of the room before, and I would do it again if I felt like I was being used . . . boys, you've got hands, if you're out for getting your self off, jerk off, please. Don't waste my time. Misskittie, i totally know what you're talking about!! That's ridiculous . . .luv,brandie------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!**brandie@powerpuff.comorloves2cox@netscape.netAIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jolie21 Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by misskittie:He SWAERS he is Gods gift to women in bed....sorry honey but YOURE NOT! He doesnt go down, doesnt finger, NOTHING. He pushes in out with his little dick and does nothing to help the female achieve orgasm. Shit, this describes my worst experience exactly! I had to sit this guy down and tell him that he was lacking in skills. He was shocked because no girl had ever mentioned it before. Hope I opened his eyes.------------------"I love the things that we should fear" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackMeOff Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by jolie27: Shit, this describes my worst experience exactly! I had to sit this guy down and tell him that he was lacking in skills. He was shocked because no girl had ever mentioned it before. Hope I opened his eyes.Angelina,...you too, call me sweets ;-)------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Originally posted by jolie27: Shit, this describes my worst experience exactly! I had to sit this guy down and tell him that he was lacking in skills. He was shocked because no girl had ever mentioned it before. Hope I opened his eyes.Hmmmm was his name ALEX by any chance?? HAHAHA. And I know what you mean Brandi. Dont waste my time. I hate that crap. My hand does it better than some guys out there. No wonder Im bi.....lololol------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandie Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 *evil grin*------------------"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."**NEW EMAIL!!**brandie@powerpuff.comorloves2cox@netscape.netAIM: loves2cox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
divvalicious Posted September 14 Report Share Posted September 14 Worse sex ever = having to fake an orgasm.. ------------------~DoNt HaTe ThE PLaYa, HaTe ThE GaMe!!!~ [This message has been edited by neptune (edited 09-13-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestor Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 Poor guy!!! BUT!! I'm an animal, for future reference Originally posted by misskittie:My worset sex was just a few months ago. I was seeing this guy who thinks he is slim shady. Hes really not my type appearance wise or even personality but something drew me to him. Well, he has problems. He SWAERS he is Gods gift to women in bed....sorry honey but YOURE NOT! He doesnt go down, doesnt finger, NOTHING. He pushes in out with his little dick and does nothing to help the female achieve orgasm. No wonder everyone says they dont sleep with him more than once unless theyre really fucked up and cant find anyone else. He has no idea what hes doing. Wehn I got on top, I deff gave him the RIDE OF HIS LIFE. He for sure enevr had anything liek that. He still begs to have sex at times when hes drunk but that was pitiful. Cant even finger. What kind of foreplay is that??------------------Nestor"That's House!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mistressbella Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 Man i feel bad telling this the minute he entered the kitten NO lie he was done I was like oh heLL no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleboybleu Posted September 20 Report Share Posted September 20 that sucks to be a minute man and to leave you hangin like that. did you releave your self by resorting to something afterwards or were you just too shocked by what happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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