bigperm Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yo mama smell so bad, she made her right guard turn left.Yo mama smell so bad, she made her speed stick slow down------------------The power of healing is within my hands! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 yo mamma is SO fat, I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spotif ugliness were bricks, your mamma would be "da projects"------------------AIM: Spragga25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyskribz57 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Liking this alot, good job on the post exocrust, HAHAHAHAHAHA, just kiddin sweetie.-Scotty------------------- "I nEeD a SpIrIt WhO cAn ToUcH mY LiFe, I nEeD a VoIcE tO sPeAk tHe TrUtH, i NeEd A sOuL wHo WiLL bE oN mY sIdE, i NeEd A hEaRt i'LL nEvEr LoSe, SoMeOnE LiKe YoU... sOmEbOdY LiKe YoU....SoMeOnE LiKe yOu...SomEoNe LiKe yOu.....I NeEd SoMeBoDy WhO CaN MoVe My WoRLd, SoMeOne WhO kNoWs JuSt WhAt To Do, SoMeOne LiKe YoU..." AOL:DaFiRmPrEz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Ya momma so fat she Beep when she back up!Ya momma so dumb that she let the best part of her kids dribble down her leg!Ya momma so fat she got more chins than chinatown!------------------"You look Disco-Bitchin Fine!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Yo mama is sooooo fat.. the bitch has to wake up in sections!!!!!Your mom is soooo fat that when she walked in front of tv, I missed the last three episodes of survivor!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJGaryMatthews Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 Your momma's sooo fat, she plays hop scotch like this....new york...chicago...LA..Your momma's house is so dirty, the cockroach's ride around on dunebuggiesYour momma' so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he meant for you mom to move her big ass out the wayYour momma's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowball Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Yo moma is SO FAT her moomoo is the NY Shelter for the homeless.....Yo moma is so fat and old Jesus used her back as a fucken run way ...Yo moma is so ghetto she had to hang the toilet paper out to dry Yo moma is so fat The back of her kneck looks like a package of hotdogs......------------------ ------------------------- <A HREF="mailto:Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com">Martin-Izzo@si.rr.com</A> page 1917-243-0215AIM:GLowbali <--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gnice Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Yo momma so FAT she puts her belt on with a bommerangYo momma so FAT when the bitch showed up at Sizzler they gave her a group discountU-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi.....You UGLY huh huh You UGLY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionic Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Yo mamma's so fat she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks everbody elses fingers.Yo mamma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.Yo mamma's so fat when she ran away, she took up all 4 sides of the milk carton.Yo mamma's so fat they had to change the sign in the dept store from one size fits all to one size fits most.Yo mamma's so fat when she dances, she makes the band skip..thats enough for now...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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