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hmmmm, one of dem chic's on that site looks crazy familiar ;) . (shhhhh, we keep dat sh*t on the DL). constructive criticism is my middle name. well not really. normally i wouldn't give a sh*t. but i got nuttn better to do, and since you asked. from a design perspective, ur choice of layout, background, and font (size and type) ain't cuttn it kid. we all know this is content focused so chill with the rest, and s i m p l i f y. DUDE, that Background is more offensive than any sort or quasi-pornographic (pardon me, haven't found the "secret link") or druggy pictures ever to exist on this site. PLEASE, do something about it. i call for a site redesign. on another note, good to see ur livin it up. :cool:

*hugz*

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Actually, my apartment was robbed about 3 weeks ago. They got about $3,000 worth of technology shit including the camera. I am waiting for the detectives to go over the doorman's video tapes untill I know who did it. But trust me, i know all about the users and abusers. I must have lent out over $9K in the last year, and I'll never see it again. But I guess that's the price some people have to pay to see who is their friend and who is not.

Oh.and by the way...I let this post die earlier this week. Bastardino is the one that posted on it and brought it back up. As for how much a liq costs, ....well.....some things are better left unsaid.

Evan

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As for my resume, I have already received a couple of phone calls from companies who have seen it posted here and were excited.

You mean to tell me that you gave companies, that you are interviewing with or expect to work for, this web site!!!!!!

Come on now. How smart is that to do? Here is a hint............not very!

Get a clue dude. It is obvious people are just curious and that is why they are going to your site. It is not because they think you are cool. Lay off the K, because it is really effecting your sense of reason.

Your whole story is more fake then all of the b&t boobs bouncing in SF on a Saturday night!

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No...I never gave ANY company my web site. I got e-mails from corporate workers off of clubnyc.com. But I'm working right now, so that doesn't even matter.

And yo, none of this is fake. That's why i proved myself with pictures. I don't lie. i don't ever have to.

Evan

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You couldn't find the "naked" pages? There are more than 1 secret links. And while there are some professional dancers there, most of them are just your average girl next door types.... Just really cute girl next door types. Peruse for your own enjoyment.

Evan

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Dude, I have to be honest, your site is pretty blah. A lot of pictures though, which is good....kind of. Here's what I think you should do:

1. The backgrounds have to go. They are too much, especially the moving ones, they make people dizzy. Plus, your background shouldnt be so prominent that it takes away from the actual content.

2. Your opening page should be more organized. The pictures are just put up in random spaces.

3. Lots of pictures, no explanation. What are we looking at here? How did you end between those two girls? How many bumps of K did it take to get these girls to pose like this? etc. It would be more interesting if you maybe had longer, more creative captions for your pictures.

4. Instead of having crazy graphics in the background, put some nice looking graphics in the foreground, like banners of some sort.

5. Your pictures take a long time to load up. Make it more user friendly by making thumbnails. Shrink them beforehand in a photo editing program and link them on your page to the actual sized picture. That way, we could see all the pictures at once quickly in a smaller size and click on the ones we want to see in detail.

If you want to make your webpage GOOD, like one people will visit again, you need to add more creative stuff to it, not just pictures and funky backgrounds. I don't know if that's what you want tho, cuz maybe you just want thousands of people to see it once and not go back, which is working really well right now.

Ok, thats long suggestion. Good luck.

Oh yeah, try not to get any STD's.

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1.) I created half the backgrounds, so I like to have them up. Just having no background at all, would make the site "blah"

2.) True the opening page, the pictures are kinda misaligned. I just haven't bothered to align them lately. I will when i get less busy.

3.) On my old site, i had explanations and names of all the people posted under the thumbnail of each picture. I'm just dreading retypeing all that info again. Oh..and what's K?

4.) If I put banners up, then people would start complaining that THOSE took up to much download time. And what kind of banner would i even put up.

5.) All the pictures ARE thumbnails. If you click on a pictures, the picture will blow up on another page. All the pictures were compressed 50% in Photoshop. The reason why they take so long to download is that there are about 5 people at a time downloading 40 megs of pictures off my server at once. It slows the hell out of my connection. I put up the site 2 weeks ago. Right now there have 4,600 people visited since then. Say that people have been vewing during a 12 hour period per day. That's 12 hours x 14 days. That's 27 people per hour on my site downloading pics. That's A LOT of bandwidth.

Basically, the biggest reason i don't mess with my site, is because I made it one night in a hole. I was completely warped, and bored. Now that I'm straight, i'm just too damn lazy to go back and start editing ALL those pages. I still have like 300 more pictures that i never even put online. I doubt they will ever go up.

But hey....Thanks for the criticing!!

Evan

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i have pics like that. I have just promised not to post them. The deal is, that as long as those pics remain offline, the performances will keep coming. And sorry, but my sex life is more important than your veiwing pleasure.

Evan

BTW...did anyone notice how many damn views there are on this post?

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Originally posted by junglekittn

hmmmm, one of dem chic's on that site looks crazy familiar ;) . (shhhhh, we keep dat sh*t on the DL). constructive criticism is my middle name. well not really. normally i wouldn't give a sh*t. but i got nuttn better to do, and since you asked. from a design perspective, ur choice of layout, background, and font (size and type) ain't cuttn it kid. we all know this is content focused so chill with the rest, and s i m p l i f y. DUDE, that Background is more offensive than any sort or quasi-pornographic (pardon me, haven't found the "secret link") or druggy pictures ever to exist on this site. PLEASE, do something about it. i call for a site redesign. on another note, good to see ur livin it up. :cool:

*hugz*

are you in the biz?

if so... haha, i just wanna say ME TOO.

www.foureyes.com

click around and you'll find a weirdass piccy

of me in full geek regalia...

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