gonzojournilist Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 SugarBayBeME: Hey! Fugly_Dot_Com: Do I know you?SugarBayBeME: No, i was just looking for someone to Chat with. SugarBayBeME: Care to chat with me? Fugly_Dot_Com: Sure. Do you know who this is?Fugly_Dot_Com: I don't think you want to chat with me.SugarBayBeME: You? no i don't i just looked you up Fugly_Dot_Com: What did you look up?SugarBayBeME: fugly. i was just typing in stupid names and you pop up.. Fugly_Dot_Com: Oh. Ok.Fugly_Dot_Com: How old are you?SugarBayBeME: I'm a 22, Female. Brown hair blue eyes and around 5'9'.... You? Fugly_Dot_Com: No way! I'm a 22, Female Brown hair blue eyes and about 5'9" too!Fugly_Dot_Com: Wow!Fugly_Dot_Com: What the fuck do you know about that?Fugly_Dot_Com: Tell me more about yourself.SugarBayBeME: are you serious! Fugly_Dot_Com: Shyahhh!Fugly_Dot_Com: Seriously!SugarBayBeME: wow. That's odd Fugly_Dot_Com: Wow.Fugly_Dot_Com: Where are you from?SugarBayBeME: Okay.. tell me about your self.. Fugly_Dot_Com: No. You go first.Fugly_Dot_Com: Where are you from?SugarBayBeME: im from Maine.. i am here visiting my mom for the march break.. Fugly_Dot_Com: Wait a minute. I'M from maine too!Fugly_Dot_Com: What part?Fugly_Dot_Com: March break from what? College?SugarBayBeME: barharbour main.. what part are you formSugarBayBeME: yeah college break.. for once... i get a break Fugly_Dot_Com: No fucking way. I'm in Barharbour Maine too! Fugly_Dot_Com: What college do you go to?SugarBayBeME: well i came to visit my mom and father.. SugarBayBeME: i came down from Georgian.. Do you really live in bar harbour? Fugly_Dot_Com: Georgian College? In Ontario?SugarBayBeME: yes, how the hell do you know? Fugly_Dot_Com: You're not going to beleive this. SugarBayBeME: What! tell me! what! Fugly_Dot_Com: This has to be the strangest thing that's ever happened to me. Fugly_Dot_Com: Will you send me a picture of yourself?SugarBayBeME: WHAT! what is it Fugly_Dot_Com: I go to Georgian university TOO! Fugly_Dot_Com: In Ontario! Fugly_Dot_Com: I swear to god!SugarBayBeME: OMG! what are you taking! Fugly_Dot_Com: I have to be honest with you. This is just too strange.SugarBayBeME: i know! send me a picture of yourslef.. i might know you! OMG! Fugly_Dot_Com: Are you messing with me?SugarBayBeME: NO! im dead serious! go to georgian! Iam visiting my mom and dad! Fugly_Dot_Com: Come on. My heart is beating like a million miles an hour.Fugly_Dot_Com: This better not be some kind of a joke.SugarBayBeME: no seriously! are you really from georgian! Fugly_Dot_Com: I am I swear! Fugly_Dot_Com: Come on. Send me a pic and I'll send you one too. k?SugarBayBeME: send me a pic of your self i might know you! Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. But you go first. Ok?SugarBayBeME: How old are you? Fugly_Dot_Com: I'm 22.Fugly_Dot_Com: How old are you?SugarBayBeME: okay one sec! this pic i have is from awhile agoSugarBayBeME: because im on my moms computer and not mineSugarBayBeME: mine is back on campus so this one is a bit old.. ready?SugarBayBeME: i'm 22 going to be 23 in about 9 days Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. I'm ready.Fugly_Dot_Com: 9 days?Fugly_Dot_Com: Are you joking?SugarBayBeME: yeah in 9 days my b-day! Fugly_Dot_Com: On the 17th?SugarBayBeME: nopre, mines on the 18th of march Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. Come on.SugarBayBeME: what! Fugly_Dot_Com: Who is this? For real?SugarBayBeME: i'm kristen.. Fugly_Dot_Com: I was trying to trick you! MY birthday is on the 18th of March TOO!. My name is Krissy.Fugly_Dot_Com: And that picture you sent was of a stuffed animal.SugarBayBeME: no my name is kristen.. people call me krissy.. your lieing.. this all cant be true SugarBayBeME: ooops! i sent you mr.penguin! Fugly_Dot_Com: This isn't funny. If this is some kind of a joke, i don't think it's a funny one. Fugly_Dot_Com: I'm starting to get scared.SugarBayBeME: no your scaring me.. i think you fucking around with me or somthing.. SugarBayBeME: brb! Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. Are you going to send me your picture or not?SugarBayBeME: i just sent you my pic.. SugarBayBeME: nopw send me yours! Fugly_Dot_Com: Ok. I got it. SugarBayBeME: what do you think? send me your pic! Fugly_Dot_Com: Oh. My GOD!!SugarBayBeME: What? What is it?! Fugly_Dot_Com: Oh my fucking GOD!!!!!!SugarBayBeME: What!! Tell me!!! Fugly_Dot_Com: You are NOT going to beleive this.SugarBayBeME: What?SugarBayBeME: What do you know me!? Fugly_Dot_Com: This is just too weird.Fugly_Dot_Com: First, we're both named Krissy. And we're both 22, right?SugarBayBeME: What is it. pleeeease tell me! Fugly_Dot_Com: And we both go to Georgian and are from Bar Harbour, Maine!SugarBayBeME: And do you recognize me from school???? Fugly_Dot_Com: No, but do you know what?SugarBayBeME: What!! Fugly_Dot_Com: I'm a big, fat, stupid looking goth-chick too!!!Fugly_Dot_Com: Just like you!!!SugarBayBeME: what Fugly_Dot_Com: OMG!!Fugly_Dot_Com: Can you just not beleive it!?Fugly_Dot_Com: I wear TONS of black eye makeup just like you, and I have zits allover my face!!Fugly_Dot_Com: And I'm a big, fat-ass, disgusting pig, just like YOU!!!!Fugly_Dot_Com: And I dress like that so that people will pay attention to me! Fugly_Dot_Com: because I have really low self esteem and a really shitty personality!!!Fugly_Dot_Com: JUST LIKE YOU!!!!SugarBayBeME: fuck you whore bitch Fugly_Dot_Com: WOW! I say, "Fuck you whore bitch" ALL the time too!!SugarBayBeME: you dont go to georgian either do you? Fugly_Dot_Com: OMG! I'M STUPID TOO!! Fugly_Dot_Com: It takes me a REALLY long time to figure out when someone is fucking with me too!!Fugly_Dot_Com: Isn't that weird? Fugly_Dot_Com: Don't you think so?Fugly_Dot_Com: Do you think we're related?Fugly_Dot_Com: Hello?Fugly_Dot_Com: How much do you weigh?SugarBayBeME: <<has logged out>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 lol, i love these things :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbone00690 Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 hahahahahaah that is the funniest fucking thing that I have ever read... priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xtotaleclipsex Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 That is so mean...but holy shit is it funny.Poor girl, I guess everyone now knows not to even try to start a conversation with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hmnyc Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 YO THAT SHIT IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, THATS REALLY FUCKING WITH SOMEBODY'S HEAD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehacker Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 this is like modern day jerky boys typa sh!t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunshine420 Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 I'm still lauphing and i read that like 420 hours ago! Good shit! I needed a laff... PiEcE :monkey: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aznsk1kass Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 that is some seriously funny shit... but after that what line, u kinda feel sorry for her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wackydream Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 mean! but funny! bad, bad gonzojournilist =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuclubkidd Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 OMG that was fuckin hysterical......by far the funnient thing that i have read in a really long time....that definetly made my night.....LMFAO....i cant stop laughin.....peace! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 That is hilarious. Keep em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cazz926 Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 Can you please add me to your forwarding email list?el-oh-el Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katiew Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 hahahahaha that is fucking great !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted August 13 Author Report Share Posted August 13 who the fuck gave THIS a poor rating!(this isn't me talking to the goth chic... I get these in email, it's from a web site ...proubably Fugly_Dot_Com) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 hrm, i don't even think its funny. it's just stupid. i didnt give the bad rating though."Great Minds Talk About Ideas, Average Minds Talk About Events, Small Minds Talk About People" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
night-train Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 *lol* it may be mean but shit, it was the most entertaining thing i could read on a monday morning!! definitely priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted August 13 Report Share Posted August 13 ROTFLMFAO!!!!!That is the funniest thing Ive read in a long time.Keep up the good work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted November 16 Author Report Share Posted November 16 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 that was good. the pirate one was definitely the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorfern Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Originally posted by deanna11 that was good. the pirate one was definitely the best I remember the pirate conversation and it was hilarious, I think that's the funniest one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 That is one mean bastard....lol. but that was the funniest shit I've read in here all week. :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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