back2basics- Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I have a penis I want to trade for a pair of breasts, I can pick up.C Cup preferred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by back2basics- I have a penis I want to trade for a pair of breasts, I can pick up.C Cup preferred. <laughs> They're doing marvelous things with surgery now - you could probably have both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jprutig Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by back2basics- I have a penis I want to trade for a pair of breasts, I can pick up.C Cup preferred. good thinking davidseeing as you only get hit on by guys, might as well have something that would get some action... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bouncyboy Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by silente <laughs> They're doing marvelous things with surgery now - you could probably have both. I think he already has both.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 14 Author Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by peeps good thinking davidseeing as you only get hit on by guys, might as well have something that would get some action... EXACTLY. And more than that for some reason I find breasts more satisfying and relaxing to play with. You could just be chilling out, watching a film having a fiddle. My annalist says it's breast envy, just need to find somebody with breasts with penis envy and I am away.Recently even th young boys have dried up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Not even young boys, david?? Damn. Did you try your local Catholic church? The priests there would probably be able to hook you up with one or two... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 14 Author Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by silente Not even young boys, david?? Damn. Did you try your local Catholic church? The priests there would probably be able to hook you up with one or two... I wouldn't need the church if i could get my hands on some boobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 <laughs> Didn't Tree say something awhile back about boobs in a box? Talk to her. Or I can bring some pamphlets or something about that surgery on Friday (because you're coming out with us, right???)And oh, by the way...I AMAGODDESS!!! I rule!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 14 Author Report Share Posted August 14 LOL, silente you are a CLUB GOD!!Nah it was me saying about boobs in a box, but i don't like the fake ones, they must be *real* (ish) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 ESS!! GODDESS!! What is this shit?? Where's DaVe??? Fuckin a... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jprutig Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by silente ESS!! GODDESS!! What is this shit?? Where's DaVe??? Fuckin a... DAAAAAAAMN - that's real lady like, silente. cussin' and stuff - that's not how goddesses speak, young lady. do you want your privileges revoked?hows 'bout some palmolive for that mouth of yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by peeps DAAAAAAAMN - that's real lady like, silente. cussin' and stuff - that's not how goddesses speak, young lady. do you want your privileges revoked?hows 'bout some palmolive for that mouth of yours? <laughs> Hm...where to begin...a) I most definitely do NOT kiss my mother (though those I *do* kiss say I do it rather well...). I'll take the palmolive, but only if it's from somebody sexy.c) You don't scare me peeps - you can't take away all the meaningless time I've spent lurking around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jprutig Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by silente <laughs> Hm...where to begin...a) I most definitely do NOT kiss my mother (though those I *do* kiss say I do it rather well...). I'll take the palmolive, but only if it's from somebody sexy.c) You don't scare me peeps - you can't take away all the meaningless time I've spent lurking around here. shamless self plugging your kissing abilities with male familiy member MAY work out in middle america, but it holds no water here, my dear...palmolive from someone sexy? how about some soap on a rope from me?i don't scare you? you obviously haven't seen any pictures of me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by peeps shamless self plugging your kissing abilities with male familiy member MAY work out in middle america, but it holds no water here, my dear...palmolive from someone sexy? how about some soap on a rope from me?i don't scare you? you obviously haven't seen any pictures of me... Not self-promoting?? Peeps, you obviously don't know me very well. I don't do soap on a rope - reminds me of the bad old days in lockup.And no, I haven't seen any pictures - I was under the impression you broke cameras... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jprutig Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 old days in lockup?!?!?! you were CAGED HEAT??!?! NICEas for camera breaking, there is a reason why people only come around me with disposable cameras... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by peeps old days in lockup?!?!?! you were CAGED HEAT??!?! NICE<laughs> That's right. They locked me up for doing nasty, unspeakable crimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jprutig Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by silente <laughs> That's right. They locked me up for doing nasty, unspeakable crimes. you? and you seem SOO sweat and innocent...wait - this is the My Little Pony Messageboard, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by peeps you? and you seem SOO sweat and innocent...wait - this is the My Little Pony Messageboard, right? "SWEAT" and innocent? Hm...And no, the My Little Pony Messageboards have moved - this is now the Ex-Cons for Truckers board. Sorry for the inconvenience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jprutig Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by silente "SWEAT" and innocent? Hm...i told ya i can't type. i typed what was REALLY thinking, silly me - ooops:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by peeps i told ya i can't type. i typed what was REALLY thinking, silly me - ooops:tongue: yeah...those freudian slips will get you every time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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