eggmok Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 versus EGGMOK'S CORNERsuperstar dj goes head-to-head with superstar wrestlerREAL NAME PVD: Paul Van DykRVD: Rob Van DamEDGE: EVENLAST APPEARANCEPVD: PVD live, Club Avalon, Boston, 2000 fansRVD: RAW is War, United Center, Chicago, 30000 fansEDGE: RVDPROFESSIONPVD: djRVD: wrestlerEDGE:PVDADORNED BY PVD: millions of international fans chanting "P-V-D"RVD: millions of american fans chanting "R-V-D"EDGE: PVDFINISHING MOVE PVD: a set build up to a climax of "for an angel," "outhere and back" or "we are alive"RVD: "Van Damninator" (Leaping Spin Kick into a chair held by opponent), Five Star Frog SplashEDGE: RVDATTIRE PVD: tee shirt with "paul" across front, slacks, shoesRVD: wrestling singlet, knee pads, bootsEDGE: PVDOUTWARD ELECTRICITY PVD: an occasional wave, smile and nod to the crowdRVD: plenty of smiles, middle fingers and screams to crowdEDGE: RVDWORKS FOR PVD: himselfRVD: vince mcmahonEDGE: PVDPVD takes the belt with a slight 4-3 edge . . ."P-V-D P-V-D P-V-D" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 I had sex with PvD on Thursday night after his gig..It was just like one of his set's. Really fluffy and borning for the first 2 hours, then he picks it up and stuck a frankfurter up my arse for the last 10 minutes.Can RvD mix? That would be a plus for him;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by back2basics- I had sex with PvD on Thursday night after his gig..It was just like one of his set's. Really fluffy and borning for the first 2 hours, then he picks it up and stuck a frankfurter up my arse for the last 10 minutes.<yawns> That joke was *so* yesterday, david. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 14 Author Report Share Posted August 14 i'll add a sex category next time with your reviews b2b . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookie23 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Funny Shit man!!RVDRVDRVD!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics- Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by eggmok i'll add a sex category next time with your reviews b2b . . . Many thanks... funny shit though Silente, i keep telling you NY is a few months behind the rest of teh world. They wern't ready for it last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teklord310 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Nice! Funny stuff, I want to see PVD wrestle and RVD spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by spragga25 Funny Shit man!!RVDRVDRVD!! RVD? Naw......PVD!!!PVD!!!PVD!!!!!!But seriously...don't think i want to see PVD get his ass kicked in a fistfight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by back2basics- Many thanks... funny shit though Silente, i keep telling you NY is a few months behind the rest of teh world. They wern't ready for it last week <laughs> That doesn't diminish the fact that it's old material. It's not about them - the world is for MY entertainment. I demand a new joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by back2basics- Many thanks... funny shit though Silente, i keep telling you NY is a few months behind the rest of teh world. They wern't ready for it last week or maybe not..apparently their big on puff daddy over there now when everyone here knows he's wack.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by PFloyd40 or maybe not..apparently their big on puff daddy over there now when everyone here knows he's wack.. Hey now...no need to go there. It's P-Diddy, for one thing, but he's only big in LA where they like fake people. Here in the Midwest we like real stars, like DJ Skribble, or Jennifer Lopez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkFloyd40 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 Originally posted by silente Hey now...no need to go there. It's P-Diddy, for one thing, but he's only big in LA where they like fake people. Here in the Midwest we like real stars, like DJ Skribble, or Jennifer Lopez. no no hun, i meant "over there" as in across the pond.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silente Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 <laughs>...oh! Well. OK then. Insult away. b2b seems to be mia for the moment, so now's your opportunity to rag on the sheep-shagging welshman with impunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 14 Author Report Share Posted August 14 ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmitt Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 funny shit!!!RVD would vandaminate him from the floor to the booth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
progressive2 Posted August 14 Report Share Posted August 14 pvd all the way, rvd is a pro wresteler and hes not even ripped and no biceps wtf!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 15 Author Report Share Posted August 15 paul hahahaha . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasontowns Posted August 15 Report Share Posted August 15 rvd, LOL!! That was great bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted August 15 Author Report Share Posted August 15 Originally posted by jasontowns rvd, LOL!! That was great bro! is that the capitol in the background?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesandman Posted August 16 Report Share Posted August 16 Great post, RVD is the fucking man!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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