shlonger Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Hey everyone, it's been a while. I have been very busy perfecting perfection, but I finally found time to update everyone. Didn't see some of you on church on Sunday, you know that's where I spend most of my time, but I am omnipresent. For all those who were there, I applaud you; those of you who were cracked out at surf club, go to confession ASAP. Remeber I know who you are. DJais was alright this weekend, not as good as it had been the previous 6 Sundays. Every guy wanted to fight me because I was hogging the ladies once again, but when they took one look at who I was they bowed in submission. Upon my arrival and invasion of DJais everyone in attendance rushed to the nearest bar and bought bottles of Poland Spring. DJais had sold out of water bottles within one hour of my incursion. The reason was that the mere sight of me gives you a feeling of euphoria and ecstacy. Those lucky enough to have held a dialogue with me, thought they had been having a prophecy. My touch alone was solely responsible for the orgasmic reactions of many females who had merely walked passed me. Monsterguido, Fleximus, Gropasaurus, GHBoy, and I had cleaned house, and struck fear into the eyes of Joey Carbone, Johnny Black Rock, Chosen0ne, and Nabuc. We were looking for all of you, and we understand that you pussies didn't realize who you were fucking with. We understand the reasons for your fear, when I look at myself in the mirror, I have mixed reactions. If I were a female, I would be mesmerized, captivated, and beseiged at the sight of a man that looked like anyone in my crew. If I were any other male outside of my circle, I would be alarmed, envious, and demoralized at the sight of any member of my crew. Then I realize that its myself in the mirror, and know that God himself couldn't have generated a better depiction of the human race. Unfortunately, I am a rare breed, and had God taken just 1% of my beauty and spread it out evenly, this earth would be a bunch of walking Brad Pitts and Laetitia Castas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesdig Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 God, you have entirely way too much free time on your hands, get a life, or a new habit or something...perhaps going to the gym, cause your not all that you loser!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghboy Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 get off our dicks, ok ?your just mad because you sweat our chiseled abs and we don't pay attention to your mediocre existence.GH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch0sen0ne Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 SHLONGER YOUR POSTS ARE GETTING A LITTLE OLD FOR MY TASTE....YOUR LONG & NON-SENSICAL POSTS ARE ONLY READ BY A FEW, IF THAT....SO WHY DON'T YOU SPARE US YOUR MUMBO-JUMBO AND JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET GHFAGGY.I THINK THAT PEOPLE WILL AGREE THAT YOUR CREWS POSTINGS ON CP IS BECAUSE OF YOUR INSECURITIES....I THINK THAT YOU LOSERS WERE MOCKED AND RIDICULED WHEN YOU WERE 17 YRS. OLD (WHICH BY THE WAY WAS A YEAR AGO)....THAT'S OK WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BETTERMY POST WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THE MOCKERY & INSULT OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER....BUT I WILL SPARE YOU MY INSULTING CHARISMA BECAUSE I'M FUCKING YOUR MOTHER RIGHT NOW WHILE YOUR SISTER IS SUCKING ON MY BALLS....OH DID I MENTION YOU'RE GRANDMA IS COOKING MY CAVATELLI & BROCCOLI AT THE MOMENT IN HER DEPENDS UNDERGARMENTYO WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR DAD TO GET OFF MY DOG CUJO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 I just found out who these guys are on Friday and from what I am told they are a bunch of CLOWNS that apparently have way too much time on their hands.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nabuc1 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by shlonger Hey everyone, it's been a while. I have been very busy perfecting perfection, but I finally found time to update everyone. Didn't see some of you on church on Sunday, you know that's where I spend most of my time, but I am omnipresent. For all those who were there, I applaud you; those of you who were cracked out at surf club, go to confession ASAP. Remeber I know who you are. DJais was alright this weekend, not as good as it had been the previous 6 Sundays. Every guy wanted to fight me because I was hogging the ladies once again, but when they took one look at who I was they bowed in submission. Upon my arrival and invasion of DJais everyone in attendance rushed to the nearest bar and bought bottles of Poland Spring. DJais had sold out of water bottles within one hour of my incursion. The reason was that the mere sight of me gives you a feeling of euphoria and ecstacy. Those lucky enough to have held a dialogue with me, thought they had been having a prophecy. My touch alone was solely responsible for the orgasmic reactions of many females who had merely walked passed me. Monsterguido, Fleximus, Gropasaurus, GHBoy, and I had cleaned house, and struck fear into the eyes of Joey Carbone, Johnny Black Rock, Chosen0ne, and Nabuc. We were looking for all of you, and we understand that you pussies didn't realize who you were fucking with. We understand the reasons for your fear, when I look at myself in the mirror, I have mixed reactions. If I were a female, I would be mesmerized, captivated, and beseiged at the sight of a man that looked like anyone in my crew. If I were any other male outside of my circle, I would be alarmed, envious, and demoralized at the sight of any member of my crew. Then I realize that its myself in the mirror, and know that God himself couldn't have generated a better depiction of the human race. Unfortunately, I am a rare breed, and had God taken just 1% of my beauty and spread it out evenly, this earth would be a bunch of walking Brad Pitts and Laetitia Castas. Well schlonger since you had to go and call me out. Know it's my turn. You will never see me because I don't go to temps, XS, merge or any other juiceboy guido infested club. Used to, when I was younger, but know I've grown up, settled down and started a family. I'm not going to knock you or your friends, not because of fear because I fear no one. I'm not going to knock you because I don't care about you. You are as significant to me as a condom is to a priest. So keep on talking about me call me a pussy a fag or what ever else you can think of because it falls on deaf ears. When the work day is done the computer goes off and anything said on this board is forgotten. So I hope talking about me helps your day go by quicker. I actually enjoy it because it only shows me how important I am to you that you need me to get over your boredom.:monkey: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 boy u guys really need to get off your high horse and come back to reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesdig Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by ghboy get off our dicks, ok ?your just mad because you sweat our chiseled abs and we don't pay attention to your mediocre existence.GH ...yes, you got it, I really do want your pathetic asses...RIGHT!!!!So tell me, how long have you and your boyfriend shlonger been an item???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRIANC1046 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Doesn't anyone else think its 1 person?... These characters are one character?? Its the same person posting GHboy Schloner etc.. Your a whack job, bro... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 What ever happened to Silverass(aka Silverback) and Zithead(aka Cyphead)?? Did the same asshole forget about these other fake names that he made up as well???? :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 im starting to feel the same that it is 1 person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmb1975 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by drama I just found out who these guys are on Friday and from what I am told they are a bunch of CLOWNS that apparently have way too much time on their hands.... I figured you would find out who they were soon enough!(you and I have mutual friends) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 B]and I had cleaned house, and struck fear into the eyes of Joey Carbone, Johnny Black Rock, Chosen0ne, and NabucAre you kidding me? Let's get a few things straight:1) Are you the clown that pasted somebody else's picture and said it was you or was that GHBINHERDRINKCAUSENOLADYONTHISBOARDWOULDGOWITHYOUANYOTHERWAYASAURUS?2) The 4 men mentioned above, me included, do not know each other, are not the same person and are thouroughly offended by your immature mutant posts. The fact we don't know each othershows how many people think you suck each other's cocks...(hint....magnifying glass and tweezers juice boy)3) Where in the blue hell is FLEXIMUS, MONSTERMASH and SNUFFALUPACUS?Get a life, dolt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 lol boy these guys are too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterguido46 Posted August 21 Report Share Posted August 21 Originally posted by drama I just found out who these guys are on Friday and from what I am told they are a bunch of CLOWNS that apparently have way too much time on their hands.... Listen Honey you dont know shit about who we are. We tell all of you where we go and if you really want to find out then come. You think you all know eveything. We are not the same person I can guarantee you that. Cyphead honestly has been busy, Silverback is in his 3rd year of med school, i am in sales and of course fitness modeling, shlonger is a broker, ghboy is a model and financial specialist and gropasaurus does investment banking. Look up in the dictionaries on what these words mean and the internet to find out exactly what we all do. Obviously your jobs suck ass cause they dont give you a lab top or PC to even work on . So fuck all who talk shit, I dont pick on anyone I write what I want to and none of you will be able to stop it, and if you think physically you can then fuckin bring it on pricks cause ill take all of you. However, you will come to me I will not waste time coming to you. I mean that and I am down whenever you are. Why do you read the posts then if they piss you off. YOU FUCKIN LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!! YOU WANT TO HANG WITH US BUT CANT, IM TERIBBLY SORRY THAT YOU WERENT BLESSED!!!! MY 5 LBS OF CHICKEN IS WAITING FOR ME ON MY BREAK, I NEED TO GROW UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU!!! LOSERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyphead Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by monsterguido46 Listen Honey you dont know shit about who we are. We tell all of you where we go and if you really want to find out then come. You think you all know eveything. We are not the same person I can guarantee you that. Cyphead honestly has been busy, Silverback is in his 3rd year of med school, i am in sales and of course fitness modeling, shlonger is a broker, ghboy is a model and financial specialist and gropasaurus does investment banking. Look up in the dictionaries on what these words mean and the internet to find out exactly what we all do. Obviously your jobs suck ass cause they dont give you a lab top or PC to even work on . So fuck all who talk shit, I dont pick on anyone I write what I want to and none of you will be able to stop it, and if you think physically you can then fuckin bring it on pricks cause ill take all of you. However, you will come to me I will not waste time coming to you. I mean that and I am down whenever you are. Why do you read the posts then if they piss you off. YOU FUCKIN LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!! YOU WANT TO HANG WITH US BUT CANT, IM TERIBBLY SORRY THAT YOU WERENT BLESSED!!!! MY 5 LBS OF CHICKEN IS WAITING FOR ME ON MY BREAK, I NEED TO GROW UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU!!! LOSERS YES YOU SAUCE MONSTER YOU!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 MY POST WOULDN'T BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THE MOCKERY & INSULT OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBER....BUT I WILL SPARE YOU MY INSULTING CHARISMA BECAUSE I'M FUCKING YOUR MOTHER RIGHT NOW WHILE YOUR SISTER IS SUCKING ON MY BALLS....OH DID I MENTION YOU'RE GRANDMA IS COOKING MY CAVATELLI & BROCCOLI AT THE MOMENT IN HER DEPENDS UNDERGARMENTYO WHY DON'T YOU TELL YOUR DAD TO GET OFF MY DOG CUJO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by goodfella73823 im starting to feel the same that it is 1 person. That pea they share must really hurt....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 That pea they share must really hurt....................... Keep believing we are all the same person and you will be in store for a RUDE AWAKENING:blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lesdig Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by shlonger Keep believing we are all the same person and you will be in store for a RUDE AWAKENING:blown: Hey you know what, if your not all the same person, you need to take each others dicks out of one anothers assholes...just an idea...pardon my language:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodfella73823 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 lol these posts are just to funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by SPYGIRL2 That pea they share must really hurt....................... It's okay, I was just going for a little laugh, no harm or foul intended.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by monsterguido46 Listen Honey you dont know shit about who we are. We tell all of you where we go and if you really want to find out then come. You think you all know eveything. We are not the same person I can guarantee you that. Cyphead honestly has been busy, Silverback is in his 3rd year of med school, i am in sales and of course fitness modeling, shlonger is a broker, ghboy is a model and financial specialist and gropasaurus does investment banking. Look up in the dictionaries on what these words mean and the internet to find out exactly what we all do. Obviously your jobs suck ass cause they dont give you a lab top or PC to even work on . So fuck all who talk shit, I dont pick on anyone I write what I want to and none of you will be able to stop it, and if you think physically you can then fuckin bring it on pricks cause ill take all of you. However, you will come to me I will not waste time coming to you. I mean that and I am down whenever you are. Why do you read the posts then if they piss you off. YOU FUCKIN LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!! YOU WANT TO HANG WITH US BUT CANT, IM TERIBBLY SORRY THAT YOU WERENT BLESSED!!!! MY 5 LBS OF CHICKEN IS WAITING FOR ME ON MY BREAK, I NEED TO GROW UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU!!! LOSERS I know you are all not the same person JERKOFF..........I just simply said that I know who you guys are - YOU ARE FUCKING CLOWNS.....What did you think you weren't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Originally posted by drama I know you are all not the same person JERKOFF..........I just simply said that I know who you guys are - YOU ARE FUCKING CLOWNS.....What did you think you weren't? Wait I will correct myself - I will NOT include Cyphead in that list with you other rejects ........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted August 23 Author Report Share Posted August 23 Originally posted by drama Wait I will correct myself - I will NOT include Cyphead in that list with you other rejects ........... Drama, you have just revealed yourself. I know who you are, and you definitely don't remember who I am because I met you briefly on the night of your husband's bachelor party, although its hard to believe that one would forget such a beautiful face. If it weren't for my superior memory, and my incomparable intelligence, I would have been baffled as to who you are. Obviously you know cyphead, and for that reason as well as the fact that you are a nice girl (if I am correct about who you are), I will refrain from getting on your bad side. I wish you and your hubby the best. At the same time, I don't think you should be confrontational with anyone in the posse, and I hope that they arent with you. Obviously Monsterguido didnt know who you were, and I'm sure he wouldnt have said anything mean if he did, but you did take a shot at all of us by saying we had too much time. Obviously we don't, since we have less posts than any member of this forum. I guarantee you have more than any of us. Like he said, we are all established professionals: Silverback will be a surgeon in a few years, I'm a trader, though i was on my way to med school until wall street came calling, Grope is an investment banker, a number of us are in sales. We all graduated college with exceptional GPA's and are all well-spoken and well-educated. Fuse those factors with our physical attributes and you can see why we are not conceited, rather, we are convinced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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