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What Would You Do To Usama Bin Laden?


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Ok, for the people who have seen the movie Seven, well remember the part where the killer tied down that man for a year in his bed, and cut off his hand, and just did alotta fucked up things to him, and he made sure that he stayed alive through it all. Well thats what I think should be done to Osama Bin Laden, make him SUFFER!!!!!

Another one would be that I would tie him down in the desert and let the birds eat him SLOWLY!!!! and also while he burns to death with all the heat from the sun

or tie him down and pour honey on him and let the red ants get to him

i can think of a few more but thats all for now

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I got another one...

Tie him down to a chair and:

-have Jenna Jameson straddle him while reciting from the Koran

-blast MTV on the tv in front of him

-have George Carlin sing the national anthem while eating some pork

-let Cheech and Chong shave his beard while blowing smoke in his face

-find a gay German porno of a catholic a jew and a hindi molesting each other

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Make a video using images of him betraying ISLAM and arabs. Perhaps taking money or property from an American or an Israeli. (IM BEING VERY GENERAL) Major editing and "doctering", I'm sure people from the board can do this.

Then play that video and conversation on all the channels and radio stations in the middle east. Drag him out on the streets and let the people do justice.

Last: Via sattelite, air the stoning and beating of Osama by the Arabs on TIMES SQ. Big Screen.

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Guest saleen351

the fucked up thing is that if he dies then he is a hero to all those motherfuckers out there....I am all for the death penalty but the death penalty doesn't make you suffer...I say we simply put his ass in Rikers Island and we'll see some suffering for 40 years.... Those guys will tear him and his ass apart every day and you know the guards ain't gonna do shit!

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I'd have a nice talk with him and explain to him peacefully why what he did was wrong.............hahaha FUCK THAT, I"M GONNA MAKE HIM PAY..........first i would tie his legs up to a cage with loins and have his balls hanging down and the loins biting his balls off, then i would drop him off in antarctica for a few days, let him suffer down there, then i would still needles through his eyeballs, then i would trap him in a tiny 5x5 room with a lot of cobras, then i would barbeque him and feed him to somalians, then i would hang him up by his balls in the middle of manhattan and let new yorkers freely come up to him and do what ever the fuck they want to him, then i would lock him up in a tiny jail cell for the rest of his life and let him suffer in there, and every one in a while let some gay criminals in to give it to him up the ass!!!!!

THAT MADE ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER

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Originally posted by ecstatichigh35

I'd have a nice talk with him and explain to him peacefully why what he did was wrong.............hahaha FUCK THAT, I"M GONNA MAKE HIM PAY..........first i would tie his legs up to a cage with loins and have his balls hanging down and the loins biting his balls off, then i would drop him off in antarctica for a few days, let him suffer down there, then i would still needles through his eyeballs, then i would trap him in a tiny 5x5 room with a lot of cobras, then i would barbeque him and feed him to somalians, then i would hang him up by his balls in the middle of manhattan and let new yorkers freely come up to him and do what ever the fuck they want to him, then i would lock him up in a tiny jail cell for the rest of his life and let him suffer in there, and every one in a while let some gay criminals in to give it to him up the ass!!!!!

THAT MADE ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER

ur gonna put him in jail after all that? u think he's gonna survive the lions and antarctica, and bbq'ing him and shit? oh and what about feeding him to somalians? how the hell is he gonna live after that?

hehehe

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1)hag him by his nutz from the Statue of liberty on pay per view television.

2) Lite him on fire save him when he is about to die, nurse him to health and then do it again, etc.

3) Have President Bush smash him in the nutz with a ballpeane hammer while singing the star bangle banner.

4) If they capture him no federal prison for this laundry head right to sing sing with his camel ass.:mad: ::

Another suggestion,

Level Afghanistan make it a parking lot and build a Mc Donalds and Walmart there.

I HAD ENOUGH!

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