shroomy Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 OK lets see who can tell the most offensive joke?Ill warm things up.Q: Whats the worst thing about eating a bald pussy?.....A: Trying to get that damn diaper back on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Originally posted by shroomy OK lets see who can tell the most offensive joke?Ill warm things up.Q: Whats the worst thing about eating a bald pussy?.....A: Trying to get that damn diaper back on That was pretty bad...............,,,Hey its just jokes ppl...What do JC Penny and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have boys' pants half off!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aguy2go Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Q: Whats the useless piece of skin around the clitorus called?A: The woman!!Q: What do you do when the dishwasher acts up?A: Beat her!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 A black guy walks in a bar with a parrot on his shoulder...He sits at the bar and bartender asks "where did you get him?" The parrot replies "Africa"Old one........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted October 5 Author Report Share Posted October 5 Q: Whats the worst thing about sex with a girl scout?A: Having to kill her when your done.Wait... I didn't really say that, did I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digital7 Posted October 6 Report Share Posted October 6 ah, I see your tearing up the Humor room huh Shroomy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shroomy Posted October 9 Author Report Share Posted October 9 Damn dig... how did you find me here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 A man and a little boy are walking through a forest in the evening...Boy: I'm scared, Mister!Man: You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pod Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 A girl goes up to her father one night and says, "Dad, can I have the car tonight?" Her father looks at her thoughtfully and says, "Sure, if you give me a blowjob." So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately spits it back out. "Your penis tastes like shit!" she cries. "Oh yeah," her father replied, "I forgot I loaned the car to your brother tonight." -----This guy is sitting in his living room surfing the channels on the television. All of a sudden, the door of the apartment whips open and his girlfriend storms through. She screams, "You fucking asshole!" and she heads into the bedroom. Stunned, the man flips off the television and walks toward the bedroom, wondering, "Now what have I done?" Inside the bedroom he finds the girl furiously packing a suitcase. He asks her what's up. She responds with a hiss, "My therapist says that I should leave you and that you're a pedophile!" The man responds, "Wow, you're pretty smart for a 7 year old." -----Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, "Please do me a favor. It feels like something's stuck up my ass. Could you check it out for me?" His roommate lubes up his finger (mercifully) and shoves it up Bruce's ass, feeling all around, and says, "I don't feel anything." Bruce says, "Trust me, there's something up there. Try lubing up your whole hand and checking it out." So his roommate lubes his whole hand and sticks it up Bruce's ass. He feels around, and then pulls out a Rolex watch. He says, "I found your problem. There was a watch stuck up your ass." Bruce starts singing, "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you..." ------A little girl goes up to her mom and asks, "What's that?" The mom answers, "A vagina." And the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?" And the mom answers, "As soon as you grow up." Then the little girl goes up to her dad and asks, "What's that?" And the dad answers, "A penis." So the little girl asks, "Well, when am I gonna get one?" And the the dad answers, "As soon as your mom goes to work." ------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirklop Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 Q: What does Michael Jackson and sardines have in common? A: They both cum in little cans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision Posted October 10 Report Share Posted October 10 why couldn't superman save john f kennedy.....cuz he's in a fuckin wheelchair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aguy2go Posted October 11 Report Share Posted October 11 Originally posted by vision why couldn't superman save john f kennedy.....cuz he's in a fuckin wheelchair Now thats... bad taste!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batidde Posted October 17 Report Share Posted October 17 Q.Whats funnier than a stillborn baby?A. Stillborn baby wearing a clown suit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaznny Posted October 20 Report Share Posted October 20 Q:whats better than fuckin a 5 year old?A:nothin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sextacy911 Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 Originally posted by blaznny Q:whats better than fuckin a 5 year old?A:nothin ?? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maximman Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 OK, so this is kinda long, but i'm 100% POSITIVE that THIS will be declared the MOST offensive joke. (Warning, those of weak stomaches don't read, and don't read after a meal, you've been warned). Bob walks into a brothel and speaks with the head mistress about getting a girl."What kinda girl do you want sir?""A blonde will do""Alright sir, why don't you have a seat?"So Bob's sitting and waiting when he sees another guy walking by him with a jar of tomatoes. Not wanting to smell like food, he had passed on dinner, but he was getting increasingly hungry. "What the hell, tomatoes won't make me stink" Bob thinks to himself. He proceeds to wave the man over and says, "how much you want for one of them jars?""One of these? Hell, i'll give one to ya for free, i've got plenty!""Well that's mighty nice of ya" says Bob and proceeds to open the jar and starts eating. Just then, his whore walks over to him and says "hi, my name's.... AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" and runs away... "What the Hell was that?"So Bob goes over and has a talk with the head mistress who apologizes and promises to send over another girl. Once again, same thing. Same result with the third girl. Finally, the head mistress heads over to him and says "Sir what have you been doing!?"Bob says, "Nothing! I've just been sitting here munchin on these tomatoes waiting for a girl!""Those tomatoes? that's what you've been eating all this time?""Well yeah, is there something wrong with em?""Those aren't tomatoes sir, they're last weeks abortions" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phrankadelic Posted November 1 Report Share Posted November 1 truly tasteless jokes? i've read that one before.here's my addition. not that bad thoughA boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?" "Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!" The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home." Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher.""That's right, Dad." "Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for.""That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted November 2 Report Share Posted November 2 Originally posted by shroomy Damn dig... how did you find me here? We've all found you shroom..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koenvr Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 I think this one roxhttp://www.love-matcher.comFool you friend by giving them this 'love-test'. It's not a real test... Your friends fill in the names of the people they love and you will get the results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocfgs Posted June 17 Report Share Posted June 17 why is the nba full of black men? they already know how to run shoot and steal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flippinsweet Posted June 20 Report Share Posted June 20 A man and a little boy are walking through a forest in the evening...Boy: I'm scared, Mister!Man: You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!dude that had me rollin....!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoonieluv Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 whats the worst part about having sex with an alter boy?getting the shit stains off your robe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted June 21 Report Share Posted June 21 What's the worst part about fucking a five year old?Getting the blood out of the clown suit. What goes snap, crackle, pop?A 5 year old pelvis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spoonieluv Posted June 23 Report Share Posted June 23 whats the best part about getting a hand job from a five year old?It makes your cock look HUGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellaitalia26 Posted July 19 Report Share Posted July 19 J: What do Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common?........A: They both CUM on little white crackers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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