shugabooga Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 first date. i ask him about his family. he tells me he has two sisters, one older and one younger ans says that he's like the middle of an oreo cookie....the yummy part! it was a very short date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hroark Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by shugabooga first date. i ask him about his family. he tells me he has two sisters, one older and one younger ans says that he's like the middle of an oreo cookie....the yummy part! it was a very short date. LOL!!!! what a schwantz!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 hahaha. that is funny. people are always saying corny shit like that to me too. are there any normal ones left??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 nopes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by shugabooga first date. i ask him about his family. he tells me he has two sisters, one older and one younger ans says that he's like the middle of an oreo cookie....the yummy part! it was a very short date. so, he's a white guy?are his sisters really tan or something? do they need to clean...ehem...down there or something?i'm figuring there's gotta be some reason someone would say something this dumb.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by shugabooga first date. i ask him about his family. he tells me he has two sisters, one older and one younger ans says that he's like the middle of an oreo cookie....the yummy part! it was a very short date. he may have been implying a sexual connotationwhich is very crude and disturbinghopefully it was the former, and he is just corny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
q-ny Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Maybe he's from West Virginia.Family fun has a whole new meaning down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 you guys are cracking me up! when he said this to me, i laughed so hard i was doubled over and practically had tears in my eyes. what did he expect me to say? it was just SO CORNY! just really bad!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nrgy112 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by shugabooga you guys are cracking me up! when he said this to me, i laughed so hard i was doubled over and practically had tears in my eyes. what did he expect me to say? it was just SO CORNY! just really bad!!!!! Good way to make a guy feel comfortable ay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by shugabooga you guys are cracking me up! when he said this to me, i laughed so hard i was doubled over and practically had tears in my eyes. what did he expect me to say? it was just SO CORNY! just really bad!!!!! what do you mean it was corny?? Thats some good shit! I have to use it sometime, I already wrote it down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by gabo what do you mean it was corny?? Thats some good shit! I have to use it sometime, I already wrote it down! and this is a perfect example of why gabo must resort to masturbation, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by glowdancer and this is a perfect example of why gabo must resort to masturbation, haha :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted November 13 Author Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by gabo what do you mean it was corny?? Thats some good shit! I have to use it sometime, I already wrote it down! gabo, with your style and confidence, you won't ever need to say anything remotely similar to a woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Hmm was that a compliment.... confidence?? style?? who me? naaaaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueguy808 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Kinda related first date story...The scene: Sitting in a nice small restaurant here in Astoria.The Characters: Me, and Carol(not her real name)The Buildup: Met at a bar, long drunk convo, two brief phone convos...then the date.after about 20 minutes of convo over appetizers and wine, we join the conversation...Carol: So, what kind of drugs do you like?Me(a bit dumbstruck at the forwardness of the question): Pause......Well, I smoke pot. About three times a year, I eat shrooms, for spiritual purposes, and if i'm with the right people in the right place, extasy is always good.C(looking a bit confused): --silence--M: What?C: I said "what kind of DOGS do you like?"M(Laughing): Oooohhhh...Dogs!!! I don't like dogs much...unless they got big bags of drugs around their neck. Why?C: Well, I have a Cocker Spaniel. And by the way, I like smoking, but don't really trip that much anymore.That's it...that's my story...it's pretty funny, huh. Plus it had a happy ending...though we haven't gotten naked yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonStephen Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 You think thats corny...........I was on a first date and at dinner I ordered the duck. When the dish was put in front of me, the girl said "You're eating Daffy! Quack, Quack!"Then she proceeded to do her impersonation of Daffy Duck voices.I laughed so fuckin hard. It was so corny but she was so cute. I just put it aside and continued on, but that was one of the corniest things I ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppanils Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 i gott get my ass back to NY before all of you women are ruined and become lesbians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sextacy911 Posted November 13 Report Share Posted November 13 Originally posted by glowdancer he may have been implying a sexual connotationwhich is very crude and disturbinghopefully it was the former, and he is just corny lol not a bad way to put it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by bigpoppanils i gott get my ass back to NY before all of you women are ruined and become lesbians TOO LATE!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by blueguy808 C: I said "what kind of DOGS do you like?"LMAO! DUH!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milamber3 Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by somebitch hahaha. that is funny. people are always saying corny shit like that to me too. are there any normal ones left??????? There's a few of us normal ones around, just gotta look pretty hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted November 14 Report Share Posted November 14 SOOOOOO Shuga---basically your saying that "he wasen't so overly-hot-looking-that- you can forgive his cornyness and jump his bones.I understand Wuv U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shugabooga Posted November 14 Author Report Share Posted November 14 Originally posted by apotheosis SOOOOOO Shuga---basically your saying that "he wasen't so overly-hot-looking-that- you can forgive his cornyness and jump his bones.I understand Wuv U you're right i confess there was just no chemistry:tongue: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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