upjumpdaboogie Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Did your partner ever say something so utterly hilarious to you after sex, you just bust out laughing.. more along the lines of cute, then ridoculous?My top three this last week were:1. You're all up in my guts2. Damn, you fucked the shit out of me3. I think I bruised my head on your headboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketfuel76 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie Did your partner ever say something so utterly hilarious to you after sex, you just bust out laughing.. more along the lines of cute, then ridoculous?My top three this last week were:1. You're all up in my guts2. Damn, you fucked the shit out of me3. I think I bruised my head on your headboard Well I haven't, but I've had someone laughing in my face about shit that I've said..........And then have them crack up at me for aboiut an hour after that.....and I did hit my head and it hurt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitro449 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 The best one I've heard was "that was pure quality" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 "Wait Where you going????" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketfuel76 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by nitro449 The best one I've heard was "that was pure quality" : :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 15 Author Report Share Posted November 15 "Is it in, yet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketfuel76 Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by upjumpdaboogie "Is it in, yet?" It was last night.......Up to my ***S right???? Isn't that why you laughed for about 10 minutes straight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reliant Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by dgmodel "Wait Where you going????" thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upjumpdaboogie Posted November 15 Author Report Share Posted November 15 Do you have a brother or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cintron Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 What I've got: (all girls obviously)1.) "ow i think you punctured my kidney"2.) "it feels like i'm a vanilla Fribble"3.) "ice cubes feel great! you should try one! wait... im sorry"4.) "oh that feels so good its just how i would do it" 5.) "oops. you lost the condom. could you get it - my hands arent long enough"6.) "my ass feels like i could park a truck in it." (also a girl)when i remember more i'll post em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Aren't you too young to know all of this??!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambitrah Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 - i told you i was over 18 right?- i wont press charges- my dad just came home- im married- put the cash on the table on the way out....j/k..those all did sound good tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vodkaredbull Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Funniest that I have ever heard. When I was finished and pulled out she Looked right at me and said seriously I think I am Pregnant... I laughed my ass off because It was the first time I was with her... :eek: :eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted November 15 Report Share Posted November 15 Originally posted by reliant thats funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 i think what u just did is illegal in 3 states and banned in europe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPYGIRL3 Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Originally posted by gambitrah - i told you i was over 18 right?- i wont press charges- my dad just came home- im married- put the cash on the table on the way out....j/k..those all did sound good tho... Those are so funny..... :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowgirl Posted November 16 Report Share Posted November 16 Best thing I ever heard was Woooo HOOOOOO that was HOT!And he said it LOUDLY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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