bluegirl Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 damn ithe couldnt hold it just a little longerand my mouth did not make it on timeso does anyone else have some cum moments to share, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 One of my friends told md a funny story about once when his girl was riding him, he waited til the last second to get her off of him so that he could cum... well... his dick snapped back and cum flew into his own eye. That really made me laugh :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluegirl Posted January 4 Author Report Share Posted January 4 Originally posted by jimk29 One of my friends told md a funny story about once when his girl was riding him, he waited til the last second to get her off of him so that he could cum... well... his dick snapped back and cum flew into his own eye. That really made me laugh :laugh: hahaomg that is too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted January 4 Report Share Posted January 4 Originally posted by jimk29 his dick snapped back and i shivered when i read that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entheogen8 Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 OK, so no one is going to believe this, but i swear it's all true...I'm fucking my girlfriend at the time. We weren't using protection because she was on the pill and we were each others firsts. So, I pull out to cum on her tummy, as had become the norm, but it starts shooting a lot harder than usual. she sees it coming for her face, and turns her head to the side, so it hits her cheek...but my swimmers journey is not over yet...it ricochets off her cheek and lands on the lampshade on the end table...she starts laughing, and the next shot lands right on her lips, so now i start laughing and finish cumming on her belly. I'm lmao remembering that...god it was so long ago...hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmikedr Posted January 5 Report Share Posted January 5 I should get an emergency eye wash station put in with the explosians I have. Or get her a pair of goggles at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carsonmartin Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klohe Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! I hate when that happens....shit burns like a mofo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gabo Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 women should wear protective gear... thats eye goggles, ear guards, and nose plugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibclubbin Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 i was getting a blow job from my girlfriend in high school.......she usually swallowed but this one time i guess i came more than usual, or it hit her the wrong way because after my first blast she let go of my dick, it flung backward and i shot myself on the shoulder and cheek...it was pretty funny:DBG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 ok ok i have a cum-goes-awry story too. i was giving my guy at the time some oral pleasure and he told me to stop cause he was gonna bust so i move away but at like the last second.... annnnd instead of hitting me, everything flung back and got him on his chest, chin and face. omg i couldn't stop laughing. lol we stuck to letting me swallow after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibclubbin Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by mssabina lol we stuck to letting me swallow after that. god bless girls like you....you make the world a better place:cool: BG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Originally posted by jimk29 One of my friends told md a funny story about once when his girl was riding him, he waited til the last second to get her off of him so that he could cum... well... his dick snapped back and cum flew into his own eye. That really made me laugh :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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