LavenderMenace Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by jimk29 This is my rifle.There are many like it, but this one is mine.My rifle is my best friend.It is my life.I must master it, as I must master my life.Without me my rifle is useless.Without my rifle, I am useless.I must fire my rifle true.I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.I must shoot him before he shoots me.I will.Before God I swear this creed.My rifle and myself are defenders of my country.We are the masters of our enemy.We are the saviours of my life.So be it... until there is no enemy... but peace.Amen. I think this is my Favorite one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 . . More . . more . . MORE . . . Half Baked :Kenny In prison : "You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"More Kenny In Prison : "No. NO. NO!! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love!"Heat :Pacino as Vincent : "You can ball my wife if you want to, you can lounge around in her ex-husband's dead-tech "post modernistic" bullshit house if you want to, but you CANNOT watch my television set. . "Fight Club :Edward Norton as the Narrator : "Marla was like that cut on the roof of your mouth that would go away if you'd stop tonguing it, but you can't."Brad Pitt as Tyler : "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."More Tyler : "We were raised on television to believe that we'd all be millionares, movie gods, rock stars, but we won't. And we're starting to figure that out."Even More Tyler (can you tell I love this movie . . ) : "It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything.".. . . that last one is beautiful . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Mike, you forgot:"You can only speak in vowels with the barrel of a gun in your mouth...." -Edward Norton, Fight Club.I know this... Because Tyler knows this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 'You want to get nuts? Lets get nuts!'Batman II Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 'You have to let it all go - fear, doubt. Free Your Mind' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ggfella4 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 rounders "in no limit texas hold-em, the size of ur stack is just as good as the quatlity of your cards" - matt damon (mike) " MOTHA FCKER....ALL NIGHT, THIS SON OF BITCH, CHECK CHECK CHECK....HE TRAPPED ME............HE BEAT ME, STRAIGHT UP..PAY HIM..PAY DAT MAN HIS MONEY!!!!" kgbrounders is the best fuckin movie ever.peace outgianni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Originally posted by senorfern So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.-Bill Murray in Caddyshack one of the greatest quotes, from one of the funniest movies, starring some of the funniest men. Good work senorfern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.Look, just because I wouldn't give no man a foot massage, don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwan off a building into a glass-motherfuckin-house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. That ain't right, man. Motherfucker do that to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'd kill'a motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaznny Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 "why is it, every time, i come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen, in the god damn refrigerator, eatin up all the food. all the pigs feet all the collard greens... i want some of them chitlins too" ~the father from friday"thats it fuck you, fuck you , fuck you, your cool, fuck you i'm out"half baked"jenny do you wanna be my girlfriend? i would but i'm a lesbian, yeah i'm a big dike"half bakedso many others from friday next friday and every other movie for that matter i could go on forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 You take the blue pill; you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Why do my eyes Hurt?Because you have never used them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 ~~ vanity is definatly my favorite sin! --al pachino "devil's advocate"~~ screw u guys! im going home --eric cartman southpark movie~~ "ur husband is a businessman, and he is very good at what he does (in whisper) which is smuggling illegal narcotics into the country ---forgot his name "TRAFFIC" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 It was one of those days when it's a minute away from snowing and there's this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was like, dancing with me. Like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. And that's the day I knew there was this entire life behind things, and ... this incredibly benevolent force, that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid. Ever. Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.. BRAD (reads) ...my job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell. (looks up at Lester) Well, you obviously have no interest in saving yourself. LESTER (laughs) I've spent fourteen years being a whore for the advertising industry. The only way I could save myself now is to start firebombing.American Beauty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piazza Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 " Plastic is not an opponent", "Do You Feel Like A Winner?" Werner Herzog in "Julian Donkey Boy" These are Two of my favorite quotes from the Movie. Said to Julian's YOunger brother who likes to Wrestle garbage cans while his father "WErner" watches from afar. Very Creepy. Do You Feel Like a Winner? Smack your own face, Play the soundtrack while he smacks his face another classic line from this harmony korine classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vixenfoxxy Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Truly my favorite (so Phatman, prepare your materialism speech, maybe team up with my mom to help...)"I'm RICH! EVERYONE wants to be ME!!!!" ~Goldie Hawn in Overboard (the very very very best movie ever made!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunalounge46 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 FUCK ESPAR GOMEZ, FUCK THE DIAZ BROTHERS, FUCK'EM ALL, I BURY THOSE COKROACHES. - AL PACINO- SCARFACE.NO MUJER, NO HIJO, FUCK THAT! I KILL NO WIFE AND KIDS, YOU DIE MOTHERFUCKA.AHH, I TOLD YOU NO WIFE AND KIDS, BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN, WELL LOOK AT YOU NOW, YOU STUPID FUCK. - AL PACINO - SCARFACE.TONY WHAT HAPPENED? OHH ALEX, WE HAD PROBLEM, YOUR FRIEND WE HAD TO CANCELL HIS CONTRACT YOU KNOW. - AL PACINO - SCARFACE.EVERY LINE IN SCARFACE, I CAN GO ON FOR DAYS. THATS THE BEST MOVIE IN HISTORY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeprock Posted January 10 Author Report Share Posted January 10 I just saw another one of my favorites, Half Baked. I tried to pick the short ones. If these have been posted already, sorry:"You have smoked yourself retarded!!""I don't DO drugs...only weed.""You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.""I'm a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it""We're not drug dealers, we're fund rasiers.""To understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog was.""This weed was the shiz-nittle-bam SNIP SNAP SACK!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gothzane Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 More Half Baked"I like horses! nooooo! Buttercup!""My docotor says i need a backanatomy.""No wonder he smokes 5 pounds of weed a day.""Theres only one thing i like more then weed...and thats pussy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by deeprock I just saw another one of my favorites, Half Baked. I tried to pick the short ones. If these have been posted already, sorry:"You have smoked yourself retarded!!""I don't DO drugs...only weed.""You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.""I'm a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you want to be a dick about it""We're not drug dealers, we're fund rasiers.""To understand what happened to Killer, you gotta understand who Killer the dog was.""This weed was the shiz-nittle-bam SNIP SNAP SACK!!" and FUNIONS!!! yeahhh probably the dumbest movie i've ever seen but i laughed my ass off. billy bong thorton and wesley pipes. everybodys best friends. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenman Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 "im a star, im a star , im a star, im a big bright shining star" boggie nights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 I didn't read all the other replies so I dunno if someone said it already.."RESPECT THE COCK""I RULE""NO MORE DRUGS FOR THIS MAN"Just 3 personal favorites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ibclubbin Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 "my wife is down there with an ass in her cock!" Boogie nights"You know why? cause storin dead niggers aint my FUCKING business!!!!" Pulp Fiction"Im the star, its my big dick, and i wanna fuck now!" Boogie nights"Did you.....go????" Go"37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks. In a row?" Clerks"Suck my cock, suck my cock suck my cock...aaaawww suuuuck my cooooock!!!" TomcatsI could go on for days......i know way too many movies BG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest saleen351 Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 so I'm sitting around smoking a bomb and one of favs come on...Blazing saddles...Hers my fav line....forgot one...MAYOR MARION BARRY SMOKE CRACK GET YOUR JOB BACKYOU SMOKE CRACK AT MC DONALDS YOU DONT GET YOUR JOB BACKTHEY DON'T WANT YOU NEAR THE HAPPY MEALS..CHRIS ROCK....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by pkern "I could be the Walrus. It still wouldn't change the fact that I don't have a car..." -FerrisLOL! that is the best line in ferris!! ..BUT ....empire records..now that is a movie FULL of quotes!!"well shanaaaade O'rebelion..shock me shock me shock me..with that deviant behavior!""Lucas, what's with u today???"...."what's with ToDAY toDaY??""why don't u shove it up your ass?".."because it would hurt warren!".....there are soooo many more........**tweeder singing in varsity blues...."she broke my heart..so i broke her jaw..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted January 10 Report Share Posted January 10 Originally posted by ibclubbin "37, my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks. In a row?" Clerks :laugh: :laugh: ..."try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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