Xpander Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by tilly the sad part is is that I wasn't joking either. I want some coffee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by fierydesire :laugh: sorry babe that does suck, but I had to chuckle..damn jersey cops really do suck haha, as long as SOMEONE got some entertainment out of it.Thats it, PhMike, Pull the caddie around front, you, me & nathan, are goin for a DRIVE.... :hat2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by xpander I want some coffee... you at school or work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by tilly you at school or work? work...No school till next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysterynyc Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg Ok, so i'm on my way to Kristy's (snoozi8) house tonight, and I fuckin get pulled over. the cop's a real dick, one of those questioning everything on the car types... "radar detector wasn't workin, was it?" what a chucklefuck. Anyway, $200 ticket, and 39454385689325 points on my liscense later, I continue on my way... I pass about 2 more cops, luckily they weren't feeling frisky.Anywho, watched requim for a dream (sick movie) and chilled, then headed back home.now this is the really absurd part.On my way back, I get pulled over AGAIN (this time I wasn't even fucking speeding). Cop critiques every fucking thing on the car, so i'm like "look, I just got a $200 ticket like 3 hours ago... can you cut me a break here??" so hes pretty nice, he goes to his car for a while, comes back with his fuckbuddy on the other side of my car... at this point i'm expecting "sir please step out of the car so we can beat you like rodney" but hes like... ok, get some of that shit fixed, and heres a ticket for blah blah blah (no points, just $50)so I continue... I passed about 3 more cops, and i'm about 2 miles from my house, 1 of them starts to tail me... At this point, i'm like "I wonder if I can outrun one..." but anyway, hes riding on my bumper for like a mile, meanwhile i'm doing like 5 miles under the speedlimit this whole time because of my previous incidents. So after a few minutes, he realizes i'm not having this, and he pulls a 180 in the middle of the street... what a fuckrag.now, tell me, WHO THE FUCK CARES IF I HAVE LEDS ON MY HOOD, OR TINTED WINDOWS, OR NO FRONT PLATE, OR GLASS OVER MY BACK PLATE OR ANYTHING OTHER THAT DOESN'T EFFECT FUCKING ANYONE ON THE ROAD??!?!So to conclude, 35235 cops, 2 pulled me over, 1 tried, all in all, a $250 night with kristy watching a movie...... what the FUCK.I have to say, Requim for a dream was a sick movie, check it out.I'm Tired, i'm going to sleep humming NWA's "Fuck the police" Tonight.Can't they just send me a bill for like a few hundred a month... Its the wasting my time and pulling me over game I hate more. Oh, and it should be funny to see how many points that $200 ticket turns out to be. about 5 or 6. no good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg Trying to find out what other people *cough* people i've been trying to get together with for 2 weeks *cough* *cough* are doing tonight..... and who would that be??cough**cough**** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by xpander work...No school till next week. oh well..no coffee for you this week then and I could use some more to go with my Dove chocolate!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by tilly and who would that be??cough**cough**** uhhhh..... *looks both around the room*.... NATHAN! NATHAN OF COURSE! I've been trying to get together w/him for weeks *whispers "just smile & nod" to nathan*... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barvybe Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Awwww...Tilly, that's so sweet u know where the little one and i will be. my friend Kate too i think u met once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 ok well this ***official complaint thread*** has transformed into an ***official meetup thread*** for tonight.Who's comin' out????? Everyone knows my plans that knows me (let's keep that underwraps for residual problem inhabitants) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 lol!Maybe we can tie the two topics together, and get the cops that pulled me over to come out for a drink... well, I'm in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crystelbella21 Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg lol!Maybe we can tie the two topics together, and get the cops that pulled me over to come out for a drink... well, I'm in. I'm in.... and i'll bring a camera... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tottallyoff Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 just ask him to hold your drink while you are hiding pot under the seat. That would work even better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tilly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by tottallyoff just ask him to hold your drink while you are hiding pot under the seat. That would work even better are you coming out tonight??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echostar Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by jennEfer Its because people in jefferson have nothing better to do, and for some reason they all have a fear of doing something different than smoking pot and drinking cheap beer at someones house. You try to get people to go to the city, and they are like "the city sux, clubbing sux", but then they complain about being bored and haveing nothing to do on weekends. Sorry... venting about my aweful town. yeah, a lot of people in jefferson seem to think that the city is far away too.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by tottallyoff just ask him to hold your drink while you are hiding pot under the seat. That would work even better lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg uhhhh..... *looks both around the room*.... NATHAN! NATHAN OF COURSE! I've been trying to get together w/him for weeks *whispers "just smile & nod" to nathan*... huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingman Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 FUCK the police.:bigfinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by xpander huh? Don't worry about it fonz, I think we fooled her... are you coming out tonight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg Don't worry about it fonz, I think we fooled her... are you coming out tonight? wtf are you going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted January 24 Author Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by xpander wtf are you going? IM me @ work there sparky, we're keepin plans on the dl because of the afore mentioned "residual problem inhabitants" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpander Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg uhhhh..... *looks both around the room*.... NATHAN! NATHAN OF COURSE! I've been trying to get together w/him for weeks *whispers "just smile & nod" to nathan*... Prepare to die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest tilly Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg Don't worry about it fonz, I think we fooled her... are you coming out tonight? I'm on to you two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted January 24 Report Share Posted January 24 Originally posted by joeg Btw, Kristy, when do I get my boxer's back?that was fuckin gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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