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Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every Husband, Boyfriend or Significant Other.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's a hundred dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.

PMS TOP 13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR

~ Pass My Shotgun

~ Psychotic Mood Shift

~ Perpetual Munching Spree

~ Puffy Mid-Section

~ People Make Me Sick

~ Provide Me with Sweets

~ Pardon My Sobbing

~ Pimples May Surface

~ Pass My Sweatpants

~ Pack My Stuff

~ Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

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Originally posted by marcid21

Hello? McFly?

Would I really post about PM's??? :laugh::rolleyes::laugh:

SHUT UP....i just went to the gym.....i'm all ADRENALINE pumpin...i'll woop u.....no i won't but i'll woop someone...and u can help......c-town beat down~who wants one?

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Originally posted by marcid21

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's a hundred dollars.

~~~ this one works all year round 365 days a year 24/7 its the best solution to all ur arguments!!!:tongue:

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