marcid21 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every Husband, Boyfriend or Significant Other. DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: Wow! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's a hundred dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe. PMS TOP 13 THINGS PMS STANDS FOR ~ Pass My Shotgun ~ Psychotic Mood Shift ~ Perpetual Munching Spree ~ Puffy Mid-Section ~ People Make Me Sick ~ Provide Me with Sweets ~ Pardon My Sobbing ~ Pimples May Surface ~ Pass My Sweatpants ~ Pack My Stuff ~ Permanent Menstrual Syndrome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synderella420 Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 I love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
somebitch Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 haha. cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastyt Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 HAHA! Words of wisdom! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 I thought all my fellow sex Bitches would agree with this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fierydesire Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 haha very cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 19 Author Report Share Posted February 19 Originally posted by fierydesire haha very cute Like me???cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassa Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 19 Report Share Posted February 19 i thought this was about PRIVATE MESSAGES!!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted February 20 Author Report Share Posted February 20 Hello? McFly?Would I really post about PM's??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by marcid21 Hello? McFly?Would I really post about PM's??? SHUT UP....i just went to the gym.....i'm all ADRENALINE pumpin...i'll woop u.....no i won't but i'll woop someone...and u can help......c-town beat down~who wants one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepperk Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 :laugh: i love the "pass my shotgun" onegood stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by marcid21 Hello? McFly?Would I really post about PM's??? ................. btw marci ... i love ur sig, whats it from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicapples Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 she saw it on the back of a cereal box in kmart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guest00901 Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 verrrrrry nice i sent it to my boyfriend maybe he will learn to watch his tounge when im pmsing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sexxyh Posted February 20 Report Share Posted February 20 Originally posted by marcid21 DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's a hundred dollars. ~~~ this one works all year round 365 days a year 24/7 its the best solution to all ur arguments!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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