gropasaurus Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 My apologies for being MIA over the last couple of months, especially after receiving such an overwhelming response from my Belmar vs. Seaside post that became a focal point of distribution lists in many firms, circles of friends and even households throughout the tri-state area. As the grand opening of Tempts 2002 approaches us a mere three weeks going forward, and overall NJ Shore roughly 7 weeks away, I was inspired to write a poem about THE ALLIANCE, which for those of you who haven't been informed, are yet to be victims of or heard about but was never fortunate enough to meet, is my posse of the most elite guidos known to mankind...I call it "Necessities":Necessitiesby GropasaurusA hoard of guidos we claim to be,Born in New Jersey are most of we.For attire some flaunt D&G and Versace,While others' set preference to Armani.One thing's for sure and will forever be,Wife beaters are an absolute necessity.Some of us guidos choose alcohol to binge,While others unanimously prefer the syringe.Another thing's for sure though and will forever be,Sleeveless t-shirts are an absolute necessity.Belmar and Seaside are the destinations during summer,But one of us pleads in the Hamptons you'll get a trendier hummer. Yet another thing's for sure and will forever be,House music is an absolute necessity.Our physiques are solid like sculptures chiseled from stone,Quite often from our rooms you'll hear guidette monsters moan.Still another thing's for sure and will forever be,Pumping fists is an absolute necessity.Groping most of us tend to practice,Even after dozens of chicks have taken offense and smacked us.This too is for sure though and will forever be,Maintaining a deep bronze tan year-round is an absolute necessity.As for hair products most use gel and pomade,While those of us losing it focus on trying to get laid.This final thing's for sure though and will forever be,If you're a guido…living in New Jersey is an absolute necessity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notallthere Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 that poem sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nepples Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 I do not like juice heads at all. I think the steroid thing is out. DID EVERYONE HEAR ME, please do not do the steroids.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkyarddog Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 You suck! Your poem sucks! The Alliance is a bunch of pussies!No one missed you when you were gone!I don't even believe that you're a guido JYD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snappy139 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 I think monsterguido has lost his touch people. I mean, how many times did he mention " forever will be "?? I never even saw anything in the poem about doing the Jersey fist pump to Rapture!!!!! Too much time on your hands bro.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kettleone4me Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by nepples I do not like juice heads at all. I think the steroid thing is out. DID EVERYONE HEAR ME, please do not do the steroids.... i hope that wasnt addressed to me, your plea of no sauce could be too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by kettleone4me your plea of no sauce could be too late In the land of Guido's, it's called gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ch0sen0ne Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 YOU GUYS ARE TOO HARSH ON THIS DORK....DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT HE TOOK A FEW MONTHS TO COME UP WITH THIS TRASH OF A POEMSO GIVE THIS LOSER CREDIT FOR SUCKING BIG TIME....AT LEAST HE'S CONSISTENT IN THAT DEPARTMENTHERE'S A POEM FOR YOU:GROPASAURUS WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD?YOU THINK YOU'RE COOL...BUT YOU SOUND LIKE A RETARDSO CALL ON YOU'RE TROUPS TO HELP YOU THIS SUMMER AND PLEASE STOP GIVING EACH OTHER A HUMMER<CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP> ~~~ THANK YOU!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kettleone4me Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by johnnyblackroc In the land of Guido's, it's called gravy. i am the farthest thing from a guido Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbiegirl Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Originally posted by kettleone4me i am the farthest thing from a guido you're right - you're a f'ing DICK HEADwho loves platnum ... so that makes you a FAGGOT too !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnneebee Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 I actually got chukl from the poem But I was thining id read something funnir then Belmar vs Seaside...Sequals areneerbetterthen the originals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Your like Rocco fucking Sheakespeare. Jersey Guidos Unite!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amercali Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 that poem should be read on opening night at temps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boywonder77 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 It would be like a coffee house only everyone would sip Redbull and G. Groovy man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketfuel76 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 wasn' t bad...but I still like the belmar -vs- seaside better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kettleone4me Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Originally posted by barbiegirl you're right - you're a f'ing DICK HEADwho loves platnum ... so that makes you a FAGGOT too !!! listen you 2 bit whore, you dont know me, and if you did, you would know that I hate platinum, you have no fucking clue as to why i did a party there, so until you do your homework about me please dont talk trash, just have the balls to come to Abyss tonight so i can dump my drink all over your ugly head. i will do it too, you stupid little girl, and maybe just maybe if your lucky i will stick izzy's microphone right up your loose smelly ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetumzz Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Originally posted by barbiegirl you're right - you're a f'ing DICK HEADwho loves platnum ... so that makes you a FAGGOT too !!! honey...i dont know your fuckin bitch ass from a hole in the wall, and im sorry but you are out of line here. kettle is far from a dick head, and ill be damned if hes is a faggot. i think i would know honey. your opinion of platinum is not the only one that matters, and you shouldnt bash others for workin there, or liking the place. you are just askin to be ripped apart by people, and i must say they are doin a great job at it. i never make angry posts ever, but this just flipped my switch. im sure you are a nice girl in person, but your attitude on the board sucks....and you deserve every thing you get. sorry if thats mean, oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketfuel76 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 is this girl still fighting about platinum. Every post I read is about it. Can you just stop?? I believe we we're talking about the poem...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kettleone4me Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Originally posted by rocketfuel76 is this girl still fighting about platinum. Every post I read is about it. Can you just stop?? I believe we we're talking about the poem...... no shit right, this is what i think, i think this nasty little girl either 1 got denied at the door, or 2 got fucked in the booth and someone disgraced her face.....lolthanks for getting my back by the way sweet one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diana Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 I thought it was funny...but nothing can ever tough the Belmar vs. Seaside post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetumzz Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Originally posted by kettleone4me thanks for getting my back by the way sweet one for you, anytime, diesel one..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slim007 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 i know i am going against the grain here . . but i think GROP's poem is great i am very amused by his and other members of "THE ALLIANCE" postings . . .can't wait for more to come . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kettleone4me Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Originally posted by slim007 i know i am going against the grain here . . but i think GROP's poem is great i am very amused by his and other members of "THE ALLIANCE" postings . . .can't wait for more to come . . . oh i found it utterly hilarious, this thread was going good until that barbiewhore fucked it all up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danfury Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Originally posted by johnneebee I actually got chukl from the poem But I was thining id read something funnir then Belmar vs Seaside...Sequals areneerbetterthen the originals i agree......its funny but doesn't even come close to Belmar Vs. Seaside........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyblackroc Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 Originally posted by djdanfury Belmar Vs. Seaside........ I actually got the BELMAR vs. SEASIDE poem, 5 generations of e-mail later, from a NON-CLUBBING friend at work!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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